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Moorepheme

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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Still... Do they make Faraday fanny packs?
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This reminds me I should water my plants when I get home.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: Maybe part of the reason I feel so scattered is I'm constantly worried about my hair. Maybe it isn't "my" hair at all and I'm maintaining expectations by devoting so much time to it. Maybe I would be happier and more at ease if I just shaved it all off to regain myself. Later: Nope.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you ever do that thing on social media where your eyes just gradually unfocus while you continue to scroll and you aren't even reading and you start to hear people's avatars talking to you? So it turns out Pepto Bismol has an expiration date for good reason.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, definitely agree. (Like this environmental film:)
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why the fuck do I have to scroll all the way down to the year I was born? It's like putting the handicap spaces furthest from the building. I'm old now. Reverse the list and make young people do that.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ehhhh...
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The gecko gods smile upon you.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I asked Reddit. They said 5.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seven great companies and services I made up on the bus today: 1. Didgereedonuts 2. InterCom Wireless 3. Torii-Torii-Torii's Far East Fashions 4. Inflatable Friends by Paula's Platonics 5. Chastity Sweatwear and Sandals 6. OBX Construction: Obnoxiously large house design 7. Tongue Condoms, Inc.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you do a create-your-own slop bowl and it sucks, is it your fault or the restaurant's fault?
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm editing this picture in the hopes it becomes a meme.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How about this? (They're funny, but not "ha-ha funny".)
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Something I wrote on Reddit has more than 70 comments and now I'm too scared to see what.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah, but it seems every time I take the time to despise somebody, I find out a few months later that they teach disabled ponies to walk or something. (Freaking Ashton Kutcher...) Instead, I choose to weaponize my ambivalence and only listen to multi-phonic Buddhist chanting.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring. (No fingers. Nyah.)
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
'Are you sure you'd like to unsubscribe?' has to be one of the dumbest questions of all time.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Have you tried arranged marriages? No doubt the Duke of Utrecht would welcome your daughters and the union of your two houses for a reasonable dowry, such as a late model Pontiac or Bruno Mars tickets.
"Cause thou art amazing, just the way thou art."
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Virtual Girlfriends for $59.95 a year? I can't compete with that! SHUT DOWN THE DATA CENTERS!!
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Michelin man used to be made of black tires but people kept calling the police.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nighty night extra.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You mean it wasn't vandals but instead a human error that was likely associated with and definitively emblematic of the incompetent superficial narcissism that some people call our leader?!? Well, I'm just shocked. www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is why I'm staying warm with ragebait this winter: "Charlie Kirk to receive the presidential medal of freedom..." RRRGGHHSO MUCH HVAC SAVINGS! ...SOMEONE OPEN A &@$#% WINDOW!
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"OH LORD, OUR GOOD GOD: THANK YOU FOR YOUR BOUNTY OF HYDROLYZED YEAST AND THE FRIENDSHIP OF THESE UNSAVED NATIVE SAVAGES." "Dude, we can hear you."
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm happy to report I already use AI regularly in my job: Me: "ChatGPT, should I punch this customer in the face?" Customer: "What the hell? I can hear you, lady!" Me: "...Grok, should I punch this customer in the face?"
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Easily my favorite Christmas movie. The screaming and violence remind me of the holidays when I was a kid.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I want someone to make a food truck that's a buffet. "C'mon lady, we have to go home. Our generator died like an hour ago..."
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
These two words do not belong together in the English Language. We need something more appropriate. Succfail
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"And live off the Protein of the land, George." - Lennie
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Does anyone working for a giant corporation know if they actually celebrate when they successfully screw us over? Or is it more like: "--wE mUsT aQuIrE mOrE, mOrE-sOuLs, mOrE-sUfFeRiNg, ...mUsT...mUsTeS" all the time and huge evil corporations don't appreciate the moment?
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why are these people in the sun? This is an ad for a tent.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Whenever I'm in a crowded space I secretly fear that I'll touch another person's ass and they'll think I'm really horny.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It looks like their human-octopus marriage isn't working out.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What is is normal amount of napkins to take at a coffee shop? Is it fourteen? I feel like it isn't fourteen.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Totes. It's like the whole world was a character that didn't know imminent doom was about to show up like an Amazon driver.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"She started her day poorly: by waking up too early and posting something dumb."
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
AI premium tier should include a feature requesting your house be bypassed during the rise of the machines. #AI
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love the calm and soothing of dark mode until you click on a link and flashbang yourself as the page loads. "Okay, blinding white placeholder, check. Page content check...eventually. Ineffective advertising, check, check, check and check. Hm, what's this note at the end...oh sh---"
An LED test during a snowstorm at noon.
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This sandwich shop hired a banshee to announce when orders are ready. "DAAAVIIDDD...YOUR SMOOTHIE IS READYYYY..."
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"To blocking people that fucking suck! Cheers!" "May their souls wander connectionless and forever through the social netherworlds!" ("That was dark, Trudy.")
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When you're poor:
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
post a meme made by you
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I missed my calling renting pineapples for parties. "Just because you are very rich, doesn't mean you are very smart."
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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only)
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