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Still... Do they make Faraday fanny packs?

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"The Devil's Hummus! OUT SATAN!"

Fashion gets a whole month? In this economy?? I'd argue a long weekend, tops.

Wikipedia is always there for us. Like that Uncle who is never seen with the same woman twice.

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Oh totally. I feel similarly about new people and new snack foods, too.

(I asked ChatGPT for a levitating horse. Sorry if anyone is having brownouts.)

Ouch. Departing the hospital and entering the Burn Ward.

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"Oh thank you for opening the blinds for us today, mistress. It was most kind, MOST kind, yes. If you have an thought for us in your vast superiorness, might you consider providing a few drops of water or ketchup so that we might furnish you with oxygen for another day?"

This reminds me I should water my plants when I get home.

Wrong answers only. My bet: Those corgis were totally delicious.

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But the important thing is that this will distract us long enough for the next act in the Cirque Du Stupid to get ready.

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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When you were a kid, what did he do when he couldn't find you? Or do you have a sibling?

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Sex so good you vote Republican out of guilt.

Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Probation officers are unique in that you can be violated for not being violated.

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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🎯 'A man raped her' instead of 'she was raped.' Have you ever read a headline that reads "A bank was robbed by a suspect?" Nope. It's "A suspect robbed a bank."

Christina Ricci in front of a patterned wall with the text: Maybe we should start talking about how many men out of 3 will sexually assault someone... instead of how many women out of 3 will be assaulted. Lets shift the ownership..

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Time for this classic again.

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When Stan finds the clitoris in the South Park movie

Giant stone blob at the Royal Ontario Museum. Probably holy to somebody. Sorry.

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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me: Maybe part of the reason I feel so scattered is I'm constantly worried about my hair. Maybe it isn't "my" hair at all and I'm maintaining expectations by devoting so much time to it. Maybe I would be happier and more at ease if I just shaved it all off to regain myself. Later: Nope.

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Someday, we'll probably figure out that the frequencies we use for satellite radio are like bird catnip.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This why musicians shoot heroin.

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You like your pockets hot babe? Shoves my vagina into the toaster.

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Do you ever do that thing on social media where your eyes just gradually unfocus while you continue to scroll and you aren't even reading and you start to hear people's avatars talking to you? So it turns out Pepto Bismol has an expiration date for good reason.

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Didn't know network TV allowed hardcore back then.

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Oh, definitely agree. (Like this environmental film:)

Helen Pinsent @heleninwords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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It still astonishes me how a man can be so dramatically ill suited for a job that didn’t exist until he had it.

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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not going to Knoxville sounds like a favor.

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I think it would just smoke, which honestly would be kind of sexy.

That's right: we're weird in ways the rest of the world can't even fathom. We are developing new types of racism. We lead the country in Measles. Pennsylvania is Another. Damn. Level.

He looks like he just escaped from a cult. An extremely patriarchal cult.

Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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When I was a kid you had to get these behind the store.

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Why the fuck do I have to scroll all the way down to the year I was born? It's like putting the handicap spaces furthest from the building. I'm old now. Reverse the list and make young people do that.

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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Right?? We should also be entitled to financial compensation if I burn my mouth trying to make and eat microwave spring rolls for lunches under 30 minutes.

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I try and reserve the double bird to keep one hand on the touchpad, but every so often there's a special someone...

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Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You know, I find myself flicking off my laptop screen a lot this year, too.

Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Maybe they're just French. Or insomniatic. Or a French Insomniac.