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Mooiest

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I got a lot to moo about.

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 21h
Beatrix Potter, scientist and heritage breeder who helped found the National Trust and left over 4,000 acres in the Lake District to it, remains undefeated as the kid lit Potter
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◉●○•° @cosmoecology.bsky.social · 23h
"What goes too long unchanged destroys itself. The forest is forever because it dies and dies and so lives." — Usula K. LeGuin
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Abby Olcese @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
I literally think this every time I see a photo of Elon Musk.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am so very, very tired of all these tech assholes and their Very Special Boy Syndrome. The only known cure is poverty. We must confiscate and redistribute all of their assets. For their own good, and for the good of society.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026
there is simply no replacement for “having personal attention from an actual teacher who cares”
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Mooiest @mooiest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Being AuDHD and the Au is equal parts barefoot autistic and shoes autistic feels like I’m the three headed knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Talk to your kids.
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"dracula is actually about repression" "dracula is actually about bloodsucking landlords" "dracula is actually about assault" "dracula is actually about xenophobia" "dracula is actually about bram stoker being closeted" dracula is about all of those things welcome to the gothic genre
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Jen Mapes @mapesgeog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazing how a little rain makes the speeding and narrow sidewalk issues visible and...tangible as in I am now soaking wet after walking my kid to school in what is otherwise just light rain. This is what makes routes to school feel unsafe and walking feel untenable.
Narrow sidewalk and tree lawn as a car speeds by in a 25 mph zone, spraying a large amount of water on the sidewalk occupant, me.Just at the 20 mph to 25 mph school zone transition, cars speed by spraying water onto the sidewalk across a narrow tree lawn on a main street and primary route to school.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
first known snickers ad
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 02/10/2026
i found a youtube channel of a sweet abuelita in san antonio and she’s taught me how to make this, enchiladas, tamales, beans, tortillas, salsa….
youtu.be
Chicken Tortilla Soup Recipe Caldo De Pollo Con tortilla de Maiz
YouTube video by Virtual kitchen with Laura
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What I find striking about every one of these “politics are too hostile” takes, is that the emphasis is always on the people with higher standards to lower them to allow violence at the table. How come Cox isn’t telling the right to love their neighbor? Instead it’s come to the table with Trump.
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Texas waking up the entire state every time a cop gets hurt will advance the defund the police movement more than any protest will.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 01/10/2026
blue alerts (statewide texas emergency alerts, that blow up your phone the same way as a tornado warning any time a cop gets hurt) are fucking infuriating this is not an emergency you can not wake an *entire state* up because one of your boys got an ouchie fuck you. nobody fucking cares.
A screenshot of a blue alert with identification details censored
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A Little Night Musing @alilnightmusing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is no way to implement the death penalty that doesn’t result in cruel and inhuman punishment. Beyond this, there is no human court so infallible that, even if a “better” version could be implemented, they would never err in condemning a person to death. It is sheer hubris to claim otherwise.
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Arin Arcady @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026
It is not permitted to request jury nullification during a trial but it is permissible to discuss it abstractly. Jury nullification is the synthesis of two rules. First, the prosecution cannot appeal a jury verdict of not guilty. Second, a jury issuing a verdict of not guilty need not explain itself
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thinking about Shakespeare's sonnets about immortality and realizing how weird it is that the AI cult believes in the idea of preserving human consciousnesses while actively destroying the only technology we currently have to do that: Art
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SCOTUS
A plastic coyote in a dirt patch in what looks like a car park with a sign that says fake coyote goose deterrent. There are geese behind it
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more mr. spice guy @handle.invalid · 15/01/2025
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 30/09/2026
I am rightly described as Taco Bell Mild sauce!
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Mooiest @mooiest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is capitalist logic 101. Business A catching heat from law suits? Oh, it’s called Business B now, no liability follows, clean cup move down March hare
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Ryan Nanni @handle.invalid · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literal Iron Man cosplay, where he’s a giant iron.
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Mooiest @mooiest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having experienced both tonsillectomy and wisdom teeth removal now, I was worried for no reason. Huge chipmunk cheeks? I was already round, that’s nothing. I can swallow without having to brace for it, this is easy sailing.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is getting a lot of attention all of the sudden so i want to additionally point out: this is all a jesse singal op bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/09/2026
Millions of surveillance cameras watching our every move, but the cameras never seem to turn up any clues in these cases. Weird how that works.
abcnews.com
Cases of Black people found hanged in the US South are a reminder of nation's lynching history
The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree, has stirred distressing memories of the grim U.S. history of lynchings
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Mooiest @mooiest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Almost had to wage war on a pinche pinchy desert lobster without any shoes on. I’ve retreated to higher ground but will never feel safe again. Send rations and maybe some candy.
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Jamie McCarthy @jamiemccarthy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We have a new contender for saddest six-word story
Samantha's previous two tweets, screenshotted together
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Steely Dan’s album “Aja” turns 49 today. So take a few seconds to watch Jay Graydon replicate his iconic guitar solo on “Peg”. 🎸 💕
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3 Dog Dad @3dogdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Born on this day list so far: Nintendo Aja Ray Charles John Coltrane Anyone/anything else?
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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Here lies JD. He drew as many comics as he could. @lostcity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is more kids than the total number of US kids who attend charter schools. Socio-economic factors continue to be the single biggest impactor on how kids do in school. (to paraphrase Alfie Kohn)
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 20/09/2026
Amtrak didn’t tell us about this exposure, so heads up: if you took an Amtrak train last week through Chicago or anywhere on the Southwest Chief, Coast Starlight, or California Zephyr routes like we did, you may have been exposed to measles! Please let the train people in your life know about this
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @handle.invalid · 19/09/2026
moving this reply here for the alt text bsky.app/profile/auti...
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
My issue with paywalls that I do think rises above simple personal grievance is that the misinformation news outlets don’t use them & now people’s perception of reality is upside down & I think those two things are connected
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The AI industry wants you to say "the AI just did that thing on its own!" Like, United Health's AI that's denying a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate? They wanted you to think it's just the AI.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 19/09/2026
honestly same
a vending machine with a small printed sign taped to it:

the light inside
is broken but
i still work
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Mooiest @mooiest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Help someone magically turned my little baby into a 4 year old
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @handle.invalid · 18/09/2026
he is doing eugenics on my daugter he is going to get us all killed but *i* have to be nice??? FUUUiuUUUucK
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16/09/2026
Black text on white page that reads:

More than two centuries ago, Father Hidalgo y Costilla’s church bell gave way to the cry of a people known as El Grito de Dolores — a call for freedom that would begin Mexico’s long struggle for independence. 

Today, that same spirit of self-determination lives in Mexican New Yorkers who have helped build this city for generations — from the zapateros of Corona to the banda musicians of Sunset Park. 

As we celebrate an independent Mexico, we also celebrate the Mexican New Yorkers who make our city great. And we recommit ourselves to defending their dignity and right to belong.

In moments of uncertainty and cruelty, New York City does not leave its own behind.

¡Viva México!
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.
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The Emotion Engine @handle.invalid · 16/09/2026
The Metroid Ravenous logo with Metroid going through some body horror stuff (idk anything about this game) except I’ve changed it to Steely Dan - Katy Lied
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