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Kyle Marquis

@moochava.bsky.social
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he/him. Writer and game designer. Silverworld, V:TM—Night Road, Pon Para. Werewolf: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names is out now! www.choiceofgames.com/werewolf-the-…

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 3h
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 2h
i tell ya, i get no respect. the other day i asked my wife if we could have sex. she opened her mouth and disgorged an unending stream of biting, stinging insects which killed me in a manner both agonizing and incomprehensible
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alt timeline where Mishima spends 20 years in jail and then he's on MTV to do Rock the Vote and raise AIDS awareness
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 2h
I played the demo on my SteamDeck and enjoyed it as a kind of spiritual sequel to Blood (1997). Great atmosphere, nasty vibes. It's got that AAA yammer, though, no one ever shuts up and the objective markers won't leave you alone.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 2h
I need to actually watch The Rockford Files because to me it's only a Ben Folds Five lyric and, by extension, a kind of synecdoche for dull and formulaic '70s TV with no higher ambition than filling a time slot. But that might be unfair, what if it's another Night Stalker?
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Andrew Hulshult @andrewhulshult.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 4h
My research team dumping a cooler full of sparkling water over my head, screaming and cheering as I thank Mom and Jesus for this win, they had us in the first half but we did it, we did it
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah, this is sort of how I imagined it works, where authors develop story/scenario chunks of various sizes, and the less ambitious players (porno holo-suite users) just load the whole thing ready-made, while more ambitious players assemble scenarios from existing assets or from scratch.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 4h
Inverse of the episode where Geordie tells the computer to create an enemy that can beat Data; Geordie tells the computer to create an enemy that can lose to Ensign Numnutz, turning the computer so stupid it can't maintain ship functions.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 5h
This was a fruitful topic of inquiry for little-me since it gets to two key questions, "what is a story?" and "what is intelligence"? The former gets right into the nitty-gritty of game design, where "good story" is always scraping against "real choices." The latter is basically all of philosophy.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 5h
Does the holodeck draw from a pool of story ideas written specifically for it? (Is that what a writer is in the 24th century?) Is it fully sentient and able to synthesize a scenario like I can as a tabletop GM? Is it a mysterious, futuristic "something else," like the Star Trek economy?
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 5h
This is a great thread, up and down; I keep thinking about being a little kid and watching Star Trek:TNG and really trying to think through the consequences of the holodeck. How would "make me a private eye based on a 1930s noir setting" really work? Who or what is making it "work"?
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 10h
By cutting out the process of learning, the machine effectively traps the Idea Guy in a feedback loop where he CAN'T get better ideas, because none of his ideas are ever confronted with the challenges that need to be overcome to grow artistically. And it deludes him into thinking his ideas are good.
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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 14h
My ventriloquist dummies pulled a Virgin Suicides last night. All 13. The souls are still inside the wood screaming and you have to split them open so they can get to Hell, but the smell of a split dead dummy lingers so I'm just going to stack them in the shed under some blankets.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
in ghostbusters, the Leonardo is also the Donatello. Egon is covering two bases. Peter is the Raphael and the Michelangelo. Ray is also the Michelangelo. Winston is present.
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lasha3D @lasha3d.bsky.social · 8h
commisions open RT if you can 🙏🙏🙏
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20h
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alien. Saw it in kindergarten, thanks Dad. Shortly thereafter, I wanted to see Spaceballs, so Dad took me, though I was worried it'd be scary. It wasn't, and Dad and I laughed and laughed...until the diner scene. Then he laughed himself dizzy as I cried and screamed. Right there in the theater, man.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 16h
Just heard about this "Mamdani" guy because of this tweet, gonna move to New Yark (sp?) and vote for him, he sounds cool as hell
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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
moon #moon
wolf pupy comic
panel 1:
a wolf pupy is howling at the moon
panel 2:
the sun is in the sky now, alone
panel 3:
wolf pupy says "nobody howls at the sun because it sucks"
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 17h
Of course, to enjoy those parts of a game, you have to...know something. To know a single thing. And the AI guys want to outsource all of that. They want to outsource your memories of playing Chrono Trigger or reading The Castle of Otranto.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 17h
Maybe this is just me because I'm a game designer too, but there's nothing cooler than firing up a game and seeing that Mechanic X is a response to part of a game from 1995 and Plot Point Y is playing around with a story from the 18th century.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah and the second coolest thing is how a good game shows how you're part of a shared cultural experience that includes you, other people who've played the game, decades of game design, and millennia of cultural history. Or we could destroy all that for a weird scam that doesn't work.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 17h
Face of a serial cord biter feeling no remorse for her crimes
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 22h
Guys, this post got me a Bsky blue check. I couldn't be happier that this is how it happened.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22h
Found out my Dad has a burner flip phone just to call his cell phone when he loses it
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 21h
Come and get it ladies
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 21h
Showing up at the Jedi Academy in my dimono with a lightsaber built from a Snoopy phone and my AMC Pacer's cigarette lighter
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah, there's a reason I write text adventures and it's not my abiding love of the form.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP to my man Jonathon Joss
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, you like Colossus? Take it up with the cabinet
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Xmen Arcade: Colossus Yell 9 minute loop
YouTube video by Michael M
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Last repost also has me chuckling because Colossus, like, he's definitely the X-Man with the highest panels-to-he-has-nothing-going-on ratio, right? Ten years trying to make this completely inauthentic "Soviet" farmboy into a leader when Storm was always cooler and everyone wanted Wolverine anyway.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Last repost has me missing comic writing. I always loved a good caption box, finding new weird ways to juxtapose text and image, to make them play with each other. You just can't do the same thing in pure fiction, even interactive fiction.
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not saying there aren't good prose stylists working in comics anymore, but they really don't let you write like this in the big 2. They'll take you out back and shoot you if you drip this much sauce in a superhero comic nowadays.
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dark Phoenix Comics: Abuse and trauma manifest as an expression of feminine rage so devastating it consumes entire worlds. Dark Phoenix movies: Too much power for woman's tiny brain. She go psycho and scares the men in her life who are the real important ones here. Scawy.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ridiculously mad because I just read something dreadfully awful but it was on Substack and I do not link to Substack even to complain. Gotta calm down. Gotta be reasonable.
Comic panel. Ersatz Gay Talese saying "If I'm to survive with my mind intact, I must put my queer shoulder firmly to the wheel of objectivity."
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FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In July, I went to the NFL Flag Championships in Indiana to see the enormous boom in youth flag football in person. Turns out, girls love ball. My story leads off @bloomberg.com Businessweek’s November issue on women’s sports. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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The NFL’s $192 Million Bet on Flag Football Is Paying Off With Teen Girls
The sport has seen unprecedented growth since the pandemic. Next up: The Olympics and a college campus near you.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
like curtis yarvin especially is just some jackass. his substack posts get tens of shares. there's random uncles posting similar racist screeds on facebook with more engagement. it's all a scam, it is. a fix
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People still hate hippies, or at least act like they do; I swear half the dysfunction of the Democratic Party is that they're compelled to publicly and performatively hate hippies, hate peace, hate love, because they're all still traumatized by Reagan.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Smash cut to Anne Carson ringside at an MMA fight with Dana Carvey and James Woods
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When I was a kid in the '80s there was all this evidence still around of hippie optimism, Earth Day stuff, guides to world cultures, folk music and art, alternatives to how we were expected to live. And if you listened with the right kind of ears you could hear Reagan laughing and laughing.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dislike the aesthetics of the '70s (I suspect I was trained to do so, and I haven't shaken my early prejudices) but it's interesting to go back 50 years and see how much people really believed in the American project, in the future, in a better world being possible, even as that became impossible.
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Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
America was an empty mall. America was shoddy caulk oozing from a vinyl arc in a historic heatwave. America was a brutishly redacted Frederick Douglass speech on foam posterboard in a tractor trailer Freedom Truck. America was not even selling corndogs. www.artnews.com/art-in-ameri...
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How Defunding the Arts Wrought Civic Disintegration
What Was America?: Art, Culture, and Politics in the Bicentennial Era tackles United States’ most ambitious cultural project: the bicentennial.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oviraptor caught on trail cam.
Little gray cat licking plateWatching you as you watch him lick the plateMostly nose as he licks the plate
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from quarseus (@hogie_j):

(Eleven Adam Drivers from Marriage Story punching the wall, then shouting in the second panel, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight")
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think the Failson Ellison is going to do uncut culture war bait, I think it's going to be more like putting Sydney Sweeney in a Jem and the Holograms movie to have "the next Barbie (2023)" and then raising his non eyebrows in surprise when that makes 34 dollars.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's been years since I worked any sort of customer-facing position and, as my followers know, I am incredibly humble, but I was *so* good at...wait, so you're mad because of what? Hold on, let me get my manager. Hm. He isn't answering. How can I help you again? Hm. What?
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