Reposted by Kyle Marquisashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 3hif you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time 251454308
Reposted by Kyle Marquismerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 2hi tell ya, i get no respect. the other day i asked my wife if we could have sex. she opened her mouth and disgorged an unending stream of biting, stinging insects which killed me in a manner both agonizing and incomprehensible 1329423
Reposted by Kyle MarquisKyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Alt timeline where Mishima spends 20 years in jail and then he's on MTV to do Rock the Vote and raise AIDS awareness 3283
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 2hI played the demo on my SteamDeck and enjoyed it as a kind of spiritual sequel to Blood (1997). Great atmosphere, nasty vibes. It's got that AAA yammer, though, no one ever shuts up and the objective markers won't leave you alone. 010
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 2hI need to actually watch The Rockford Files because to me it's only a Ben Folds Five lyric and, by extension, a kind of synecdoche for dull and formulaic '70s TV with no higher ambition than filling a time slot. But that might be unfair, what if it's another Night Stalker? 460
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 4hMy research team dumping a cooler full of sparkling water over my head, screaming and cheering as I thank Mom and Jesus for this win, they had us in the first half but we did it, we did it 180
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 4hYeah, this is sort of how I imagined it works, where authors develop story/scenario chunks of various sizes, and the less ambitious players (porno holo-suite users) just load the whole thing ready-made, while more ambitious players assemble scenarios from existing assets or from scratch. 110
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 4hInverse of the episode where Geordie tells the computer to create an enemy that can beat Data; Geordie tells the computer to create an enemy that can lose to Ensign Numnutz, turning the computer so stupid it can't maintain ship functions. 130
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 5hThis was a fruitful topic of inquiry for little-me since it gets to two key questions, "what is a story?" and "what is intelligence"? The former gets right into the nitty-gritty of game design, where "good story" is always scraping against "real choices." The latter is basically all of philosophy. 0160
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 5hDoes the holodeck draw from a pool of story ideas written specifically for it? (Is that what a writer is in the 24th century?) Is it fully sentient and able to synthesize a scenario like I can as a tabletop GM? Is it a mysterious, futuristic "something else," like the Star Trek economy? 3140
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 5hThis is a great thread, up and down; I keep thinking about being a little kid and watching Star Trek:TNG and really trying to think through the consequences of the holodeck. How would "make me a private eye based on a 1930s noir setting" really work? Who or what is making it "work"? 4230
Reposted by Kyle Marquistpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 10hBy cutting out the process of learning, the machine effectively traps the Idea Guy in a feedback loop where he CAN'T get better ideas, because none of his ideas are ever confronted with the challenges that need to be overcome to grow artistically. And it deludes him into thinking his ideas are good. 114415
Reposted by Kyle MarquisBoris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 14hMy ventriloquist dummies pulled a Virgin Suicides last night. All 13. The souls are still inside the wood screaming and you have to split them open so they can get to Hell, but the smell of a split dead dummy lingers so I'm just going to stack them in the shed under some blankets. 2405
Reposted by Kyle MarquisAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025in ghostbusters, the Leonardo is also the Donatello. Egon is covering two bases. Peter is the Raphael and the Michelangelo. Ray is also the Michelangelo. Winston is present. 39619
Reposted by Kyle MarquisKyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Alien. Saw it in kindergarten, thanks Dad. Shortly thereafter, I wanted to see Spaceballs, so Dad took me, though I was worried it'd be scary. It wasn't, and Dad and I laughed and laughed...until the diner scene. Then he laughed himself dizzy as I cried and screamed. Right there in the theater, man. 2422
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 16hJust heard about this "Mamdani" guy because of this tweet, gonna move to New Yark (sp?) and vote for him, he sounds cool as hell 1120
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 17hOf course, to enjoy those parts of a game, you have to...know something. To know a single thing. And the AI guys want to outsource all of that. They want to outsource your memories of playing Chrono Trigger or reading The Castle of Otranto. 2120
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 17hMaybe this is just me because I'm a game designer too, but there's nothing cooler than firing up a game and seeing that Mechanic X is a response to part of a game from 1995 and Plot Point Y is playing around with a story from the 18th century. 1141
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 17hYeah and the second coolest thing is how a good game shows how you're part of a shared cultural experience that includes you, other people who've played the game, decades of game design, and millennia of cultural history. Or we could destroy all that for a weird scam that doesn't work. 1293
Reposted by Kyle MarquisHanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 17hFace of a serial cord biter feeling no remorse for her crimes 417728
Reposted by Kyle MarquisErica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 22hGuys, this post got me a Bsky blue check. I couldn't be happier that this is how it happened. 181007112
Reposted by Kyle MarquisKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22hFound out my Dad has a burner flip phone just to call his cell phone when he loses it 46108057
Reposted by Kyle MarquisHunter Felt 🏳️⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA 192006473
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 21hShowing up at the Jedi Academy in my dimono with a lightsaber built from a Snoopy phone and my AMC Pacer's cigarette lighter 3327
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 22hYeah, there's a reason I write text adventures and it's not my abiding love of the form. 030
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh, you like Colossus? Take it up with the cabinetyoutube.comXmen Arcade: Colossus Yell 9 minute loopYouTube video by Michael M 040
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Last repost also has me chuckling because Colossus, like, he's definitely the X-Man with the highest panels-to-he-has-nothing-going-on ratio, right? Ten years trying to make this completely inauthentic "Soviet" farmboy into a leader when Storm was always cooler and everyone wanted Wolverine anyway. 250
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Last repost has me missing comic writing. I always loved a good caption box, finding new weird ways to juxtapose text and image, to make them play with each other. You just can't do the same thing in pure fiction, even interactive fiction. 150
Reposted by Kyle MarquisDorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm not saying there aren't good prose stylists working in comics anymore, but they really don't let you write like this in the big 2. They'll take you out back and shoot you if you drip this much sauce in a superhero comic nowadays. 1174
Reposted by Kyle MarquisDorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dark Phoenix Comics: Abuse and trauma manifest as an expression of feminine rage so devastating it consumes entire worlds. Dark Phoenix movies: Too much power for woman's tiny brain. She go psycho and scares the men in her life who are the real important ones here. Scawy. 2305
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ridiculously mad because I just read something dreadfully awful but it was on Substack and I do not link to Substack even to complain. Gotta calm down. Gotta be reasonable. 281
Reposted by Kyle MarquisMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY. 71374147
Reposted by Kyle MarquisAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In July, I went to the NFL Flag Championships in Indiana to see the enormous boom in youth flag football in person. Turns out, girls love ball. My story leads off @bloomberg.com Businessweek’s November issue on women’s sports. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...bloomberg.comThe NFL’s $192 Million Bet on Flag Football Is Paying Off With Teen GirlsThe sport has seen unprecedented growth since the pandemic. Next up: The Olympics and a college campus near you. 441176225
Reposted by Kyle Marquisshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026like curtis yarvin especially is just some jackass. his substack posts get tens of shares. there's random uncles posting similar racist screeds on facebook with more engagement. it's all a scam, it is. a fix 14139476
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026People still hate hippies, or at least act like they do; I swear half the dysfunction of the Democratic Party is that they're compelled to publicly and performatively hate hippies, hate peace, hate love, because they're all still traumatized by Reagan. 060
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Smash cut to Anne Carson ringside at an MMA fight with Dana Carvey and James Woods 040
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When I was a kid in the '80s there was all this evidence still around of hippie optimism, Earth Day stuff, guides to world cultures, folk music and art, alternatives to how we were expected to live. And if you listened with the right kind of ears you could hear Reagan laughing and laughing. 2235
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I dislike the aesthetics of the '70s (I suspect I was trained to do so, and I haven't shaken my early prejudices) but it's interesting to go back 50 years and see how much people really believed in the American project, in the future, in a better world being possible, even as that became impossible. 2325
Reposted by Kyle MarquisAnna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026America was an empty mall. America was shoddy caulk oozing from a vinyl arc in a historic heatwave. America was a brutishly redacted Frederick Douglass speech on foam posterboard in a tractor trailer Freedom Truck. America was not even selling corndogs. www.artnews.com/art-in-ameri...artnews.comHow Defunding the Arts Wrought Civic DisintegrationWhat Was America?: Art, Culture, and Politics in the Bicentennial Era tackles United States’ most ambitious cultural project: the bicentennial. 10337112
Reposted by Kyle MarquisJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don't think the Failson Ellison is going to do uncut culture war bait, I think it's going to be more like putting Sydney Sweeney in a Jem and the Holograms movie to have "the next Barbie (2023)" and then raising his non eyebrows in surprise when that makes 34 dollars. 822931
Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's been years since I worked any sort of customer-facing position and, as my followers know, I am incredibly humble, but I was *so* good at...wait, so you're mad because of what? Hold on, let me get my manager. Hm. He isn't answering. How can I help you again? Hm. What? 3130