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The crime... is life! The sentence... is death!

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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 3h
Prompting your Word doc to generate some copy about white genocide being a conspiracy theory for insanely racist morons and your computer fans immediately sound like jet engines as the RAM struggles to prevent Grok from activating Mecha Hitler mode
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 23h
Release me...
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My wife when picking me out of all the other guys like she's choosing the kitten that can't stop falling into the milk dish
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think a fun way to achieve a kind of immortality would be to summit Everest and then get nude at the very top and die in an attempted self-suck position. Try to get frozen to the spot so they can't get you down and everyone has to deal with you forever. A quick before and after of the concept.
A photo of a smiling man in an orange snowsuit standing at the peak of Mt. Everest, his arms raised in triumph The same photo, but now there is a crude doodle of a figure crouched at the triumphant climber's feet. The figure is dead and frozen and looks like he's trying to suck his own dick, which is fairly shriveled from the intense cold.
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's total cargo cult mentality. Rather than acknowledge that economic conditions produced certain social forms, trad people tried to mimic the desired social forms in the belief that it would somehow manifest the economic reality that would then allow the forms to flourish.
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nobody cares about frame rate when they’re born. We’re taught to care by our corrupt society.
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's extremely funny to me that so many early Solarpunk posts on Tumblr were concerned about how to prevent co-option and then the "big break" the aesthetic gets is a yogurt commercial like bro, you got co-opted RIGHT OUT THE GATE
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where to even begin
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need a Jubilee style debate roundtable but it's just this maniac and the CyberSmith
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Kururun! @kururun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
'Epstein had Covid made to weaken the Irish' is such a beautiful take. You can't come up with stuff like that unless you're genuinely deranged. You hardly ever see posting this good anymore. As an Irish person myself I'm grateful for this.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How is this person REAL oh my GOD
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Important follow-up
Screenshot of an Instagram story from Brace Belden. It is a text post that reads as follows:

To be clear my child cries due to sadness NOT gas. I show him reels of various situations for 3-4 hours a day. He is a natty empath and fucks with emotion. But I'm sick of the tears
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Truly one of the greats. Brace Belden is a poster's poster.
Screenshot of a Brace Belden Instagram story that just says "Best THC gummies to wean baby off crying?"
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
Had this story in late May
Sources at meta are dunking on this and calling it a tamagotchi. It sounds like based on talking to sources that it could be a little ai companion you wear. I really hope they do this as it sounds so absolutely stupid, unbelievable

Jyoti mann quote tweet
Scoop: Meta plans to test an AI pendant next year as part of a broader wearable push, per an internal memo reviewed by The Information.

The first of 4 new smart glasses its releasing this year (code-named “Modelo") will launch as soon as next month.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kojima you have to STOP
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"download the app to continue reading" how about you suck my dick
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Nat Is Writing A Screenplay (Or Rather Trying To) 🇵🇷🏳‍⚧ @peanutbutterwhisky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We're gonna die.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lot of people have ossified thoughts about Chapo and what they were ten years ago, but I remain adamant that they have been EXCELLENT covering the genocide in Gaza (mostly Will and Felix) and the protests movements here. And this is proof that shit absolutely does matter to Palestine. Great job Will
Muhmmed Project - @ProjectMuhmmed
My dear brother William @willmenaker
Today, we did not send you an ordinary message of gratitude. Instead, we decided to write our gratitude on the walls of Gaza itself.
The young members of Project Mohammed painted your portrait on one of the walls still standing amid the destruction, because your voice has never been merely distant words to us.
Here, your voice has become water for thirsty children, bread for hungry families, and meals for people exhausted by hunger.
The war may have destroyed the buildings around us, but it could never erase the gratitude in our hearts. We wanted your portrait to remain here, among the people you stood beside during the most difficult days of their lives.
When the children saw the mural, we told them:
"This is William—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voiceWhen the children saw the mural, we told them:
"This is William—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voice helped bring you water and bread."
This is not simply a portrait on a shattered wall. It is a message from Gaza to you:
You did not witness our suffering and remain silent.
You helped the world see and hear us.
Because of you, our team has been able to give thousands of families a measure of hope and life.
From the children of Gaza, the young members of Project Mohammed, and the depths of our hearts: thank you, brother. You have become part of the story of this place, and your impact will remain engraved in our hearts—even if these walls disappear one day.
Support Project Mohammed directly:
chuffed.org/project/171225Mural of Will Menaker
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just watched an episode of Mythical Kitchen that Vic Michaelis was on and, while I think they are very funny, I also strongly believe that they need to be kept in a crate or perhaps a cage of some kind for their own and everyone else's safety
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Occult Secrets Unveiled
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Philby Bear (they/them) @philbybear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This man has never seen a 90s kids movie, Jesus Christ.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yet another
A disfigured person holding a battle axe.A woman in profile with two raised fingers.A Gandalfian geezer with a pipe and a horned hat.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have another batch
A middle-aged man with a greying beard, dressed in fur clothes.A warrior with a shiny eye. A noseless witch.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Doodled up some character portraits for fun
A Dwarfish-looking guy with a messy beard. He's wearing a helmet and a coat of mail.A genderless Elf-like person holding an arrow. A swordsman dressed basically like Robin Hood. He sports an eye patch as well.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What if the earth was made of pudding
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
halo and doom should be public domain. the first person shooter belongs to the people
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No fucking way
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
100% accurate and that's why it rules. You're watching Darksyde Phil attempt to play Resident Evil Outbreak.
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/09/2026
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Residential Evil was a blast! Get some friends and go see it.
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My wife is so fucking hot. She'll come back to the house after being out for whatever reason and I'll see her and want to scream and chew the desk. I fucking get what that cartoon wolf was about man I GET him like yeah let me just beat my brains in with a mallet
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’re living in the anti-Omelas where all of us are doomed to suffer in order to keep one person happy
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's really funny to remember how 80% of this website's userbase was posting free hole hourly like 2 years ago and now there's seven million aunts and uncles on here that have a parasocial relationship with Aaron Rupar
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My opinion of "rule of cool." If what you are doing is actually cool, you wouldn't need to be arguing to me that you should be allowed to do it cause it's cool! I'd have said "oh, cool" and allowed it without debate!
Edited screenshot of a tweet from @gurujahra

Original text was her saying "I do not support all women. Some of you bitches are very dumb!!!"

Edit reads "I do not support rule of cool. Some of what you bitches find cool is very dumb!!!
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think GMs should be less afraid to set limits on what makes it onto the table. Say no to a class or character concept that runs counter to what you're trying to evoke. Maybe you want a fantasy game where only non-combat spells exist, or normally uncommon species are the only PC types on the planet
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ironclad from Slay the Spire voice: Yes ha ha yesss
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Null convention @nullconvention.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is one truth about everything in life. If you aren't working on something, you are ceding that space to someone who is. Politics is the work of your daily life, whether you like it or not, from bottom to top. If you're not pushing, someone else is making your decisions for you.
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kinda crazy how 9/11 was on Friday the 13th this year... Scary if you think about it...
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