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Primary Maria Cantwell!

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 01/10/2026
Park Rangers Advise Hikers to Ward Off Bears by Loudly Announcing Median Housing Prices: tinyurl.com/5xrhtxp5
Woman on hiking trail shouting at black bear in nearby bushes
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 19h
Stop what you're doing and listen to this cover youtu.be/3BEyg4qjdIs?...
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Black - Pearl Jam ( cover by Tony Skinny )
YouTube video by Islandvibes
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 20h
Liberty biberty
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
this is actually how peter thiel starts a conversation
Santa on ITYSL: I've seen every cock on the planet. I've seen everyone naked.
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skunk Baxter could have invented the atom bomb but there's no way Robert Oppenheimer could've played the solo in Rikki Don't Lose That Number
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Radical posters seen around Naarm / Melbourne
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Matt Fortuna @mattfortuna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Oh My God. The definition of blood, sweat and tears.”
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HUGE: Autozone workers just won the first ever union at the company. Despite Autozone spending an estimated $210,696 and using every tactic in the book to stop just 11 workers from forming a union, the small shop in New York chose to unionize today. These workers will now join the @uaw.org.
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Going back to school to invent a smart bird
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
jaxson dart and an old fucking asshole who sucks shit
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You're goddamn right I am
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz
jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom.
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote it with Rob Smigel. And yes, it was pulled from reruns.
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As someone who does not care for the military, I think this is neat
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 19/09/2026
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alina ! @ifuckgamecubes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
edited quote from the pawn stars guy that blurs out all the other text and leaves "SOCIALISM IS LIKE HEROIN. GREAT" the graphic was made by t*rning p*int usa
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BREAKING: rfk junior has nasty doo doo butt
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
data center? how about you date a girl instead
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Avatar: the Last Einbinder
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The mariners should let Macklemore play 3rd base for the last handful of games
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AnarchoTerran @anarchoterran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
$10000 checks if socialists win!
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wonder if this will stick around this time
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[YTP] Charlie Squirt
YouTube video by very tall bart
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I paid McKinsey $250,000 to develop this policy
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They're still doing the "Charlie Kirk One Gun Salute" tomorrow though right
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah wow, fuck the refs
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't love that the hawks are playing against the refs at home
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
of course he‘d say that
The Washington Post
Schools should stop banning peanuts. Here’s what really keeps kids safe, columnist Mr. Peanut writes.
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is a funny map
which states have official state birds (and territories)
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Celeste Ramsay @celesteramsay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Title "The Corvid Family." A family of four are pictured, adults and one kid are in all black, goth makeup, looking serious, tagged as "crows and ravens." Other kid is in a light blue sweater, smiling, tagged a "blue jays."
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of the main guys managing this operation on here is constantly answering the question: what if a guy could be 100% as funny as Elon and 0% as rich
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
let's get some stupid dumbass shit trending
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
episode 062
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HOLY SHIT This rips
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The color of the sky in Seattle is wenge
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay let's do this, for every like I'll eat one (1) magnet
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ICE got permission to cut open a Cuban hunger striker’s stomach and insert a gastric tube to make him easier to forcefeed Nuremberg trials are too merciful for these monsters www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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ICE given permission to force-feed Cuban hunger striker with gastric tube
Exclusive: court orders seen by Guardian show agency given approval to fit Texas detainee with tube without his consent
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Radio K Playlist @radiok-playlist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Song: The Power of Independent Trucking Artist: Big Black Album: Songs About Fucking (1987) Label: Torso Time: 1:21 pm DJ: DJ Figs
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So far they've made three Angry Birds movies and I hope they make 10,000 more. What a rich text
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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay let's do this, for every like I'll eat one (1) magnet
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