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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 1h

I would love to give my bank account and/or credit card info to capricious, knee-jerk reactionaries with inscrutable moderation tendencies, who also ban people like crazy

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 2h

The Kid Stays in the Picture for Tax Purposes

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 3h

More goddamn fountains, put a fountain between 1st and 2nd, have the pitcher throw off a friggin clam shell. Replace the umpire with a fountain

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 5h

Steve did you ask ChatGPT how to sell the virtues of the Ratchet Theory to rubes

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 17h

Would anyone like to be in a mostly instrumental post-rock band called Longquan Celadon with me

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 22h

Hey maybe you're right, it looks like it got absobed into some neighboring town called Walls. it's got a wiki though en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memphis...

en.wikipedia.org

Memphis, Mississippi - Wikipedia

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 22h

Hey that's cool, but like specifically how can you make them suffer

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Every Republican is a racist, I don't give a shit what horrible flavor of Republican they are

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Lmao normal people don't get called those things, dummy

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Wow, someone taught a toilet how to post online

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

brett gelman should play him in a movie that never gets made

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

anyway Seattle's local delicacy is teriyaki, not this dumb hot dog

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

he sent that in english and not in an enigmatic cipher? really underestimating our intelligence

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Your solution to fixing politics in your awful red state is to log onto Bluesky and tell trans people to eat shit?

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Can you give me any examples of a Democrat abandoning trans people and winning? I can't think of even one

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

did you ever figure out where babies come from

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Jeff Bezos is your congressional representative, interesting, do go on

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

remember when you guys sent a rocket to the sun but you didn't want it to burn up so you launched it at night

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

hey when you posted "Jeff Bezos is the real cuck" and tagged the washington post last month, do you think he saw it?

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This is what every cop in America looks like.

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If you guys want anything just @ me with a pic a your credit card and I'll get it for you

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Nepo Daddy

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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I guess they're getting desperate

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If the ball is so important they should give you a little pouch that you can carry it in

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ma'am most of the casualties on oct 7th were caused by Israel killing its own people with attack helicopters

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Primary Maria Cantwell! @moneyshredder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

They just let any dumb bozo become a rabbi now huh

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