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easy now, fuzzy little manpeach. no gods, no genders. Phx, AZ. If you aren't some kinda commie by now, grow up.

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DJ OSHA Violation 𓅃 @momoisdead.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
From Craig David to Meshuggah, we only play the hits
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DJ OSHA Violation 𓅃 @momoisdead.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The best white rapper is Beck
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 13/10/2026
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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👻 Sailor Boo-rtia 👻 @sailorportia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine being Shinji in this situation. You're just trying to read your blank piece of paper while your new legal guardian is doing aggressive yuribait with her coworker right in front of you
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trans people “apparently able to feel pain,” surprising new study reveals
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
probably my favorite Nathan For You scene
I could catch the football.
Idoubt it.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sometimes I still think about you
The QuickTime player UI
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
'Francis Self-love Spiral' by Gary J. Marecic
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
To the tune of i love rock and roll by joan jett I love jackin off Haulin my yam Till the sauce comes out Yeah
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Dan Ryckert @danryckert.com · 08/10/2026
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
im the one who keeps bringing the birds into home depot
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DJ OSHA Violation 𓅃 @momoisdead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
inside me there are multiple dudes or whatever walt whitman said
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DJ OSHA Violation 𓅃 @momoisdead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the grass is always gayer
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today is the only day you can post this
a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."
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Adam Moore 🎮💙 @adammoore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's October 3rd
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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DJ OSHA Violation 𓅃 @momoisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this one slapped after a long shift at the Journeys
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
d
Who, Me? was a top secret, sulfurous, non-lethal chemical weapon developed by MIT-graduate Ernest Crocker for the U.S. Office of Strategic Services during World War II.[1][2] Who, Me? smelled strongly of fecal matter, and was issued in pocket atomizers intended to be unobtrusively sprayed on a German officer to humiliate him and, by extension, demoralize the occupying German forces.[3]

Who, Me? had a high concentration of extremely volatile sulfur compounds that were very difficult to control: more often than not, the person who did the spraying also ended up smelling as bad as the one targeted.[4] After two weeks, it was concluded that Who, Me? was a failure.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frame #55000 from S01 -E22 - Peach-628401
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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DJ OSHA Violation 𓅃 @momoisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
explain it to me like im 32
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Types of Ghosts II
a series of crude drawings of ghosts.
At the top is the words "the world is full of ghosts
here are some you may recognize or learn to spot"
a tiny one labeled "single celled"
a long one labeled "snake"
a round one labeled "round"
one with a monitor on its head labeled "computer"
one with big teeth labeled "teeth"
a big one making a vacant expression labeled "boring"
one with a smaller one inside of it labeled "double ghost"
One with a cowboy hat and mustache labeled "cowboy"
a wide one labeled "wide"
one hiding behind a bush labeled "shy"
one wearing a trenchcoat and hat, labeled "secret"
one that is dripping a lot, labeled "wet"
one stuck in a can ring labeled "trapped"
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Frame #57200 from S02 -E03 - Lobster-628404
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Infinite personalized music will be great for people like me who are constantly on the go and an absolute fucking moron
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rem @tsulala.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's just a little guy... #residentevil
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Frame #72950 from S04 -E08 - Battle Duck-628202
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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romina ‪✝︎ @rotting.bsky.to · 28/09/2026
how im entering raccoon city
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’ve heard your concerns and we took action. Our 9/11 slot machine has been removed.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
they should sell live animals on amazon
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Frame #47850 from S03 -E09 - Black Pork-628419
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People assume the child actors from Honey I Shrunk the Kids didn't really do anything after, and that's not true. They were typecast as microscopic and cannot be seen with the naked eye in much of their later work
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The parents in Children of the Corn never used to let the children live in the corn. "You can't live in that corn," they'd say. And they paid the price
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 29/09/2026
entrance, castle park golf, sherman oaks, california, 1981
entrance, castle park golf, sherman oaks, california, 1981
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Garfield tshirt
Says "yeah I'm a gamer"

G: my
A: wife
M: left
E: me
R:
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Its 100% true that ronald reagan loved america so much that he and Nancy consumed a full size 6x10 US flag each night during his presidency.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Frame #17450 from S06 -E21 - Battle Rice-629304
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if i was a football player, i would always leave the field under my own power
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DJ OSHA Violation 𓅃 @momoisdead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
kind of impressive how James Hype is dedicated to playing dogshit selections on increasingly unnecessarily complicated setups.
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