Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 2hBeen a long week. The horrors are never-ending. But look at how proud this guy is of his mushroom harvest 020
Reposted by Matt Fictiondave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh 214312907
Reposted by Matt FictionAnthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up 732553
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do you ever think about Marvel Comics’ CIVIL WAR II 100
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have occasionally wondered if I am emotionally stunted in some way since I can’t remember the last time I just like full-on cried. I am happy to report that I have been cured of that understanding thanks to the sheer amount of frustration my beloved three-year-old has been putting us through 130
Reposted by Matt FictionBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026You catch that big video essay last night? 3732671042
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine, if you will…..a republic………a Republic Of Gamers………….. 000
Reposted by Matt FictionTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026how can you tell me the algo’s not alive when all my targeted ads are things like this 838623
Reposted by Matt FictionCarl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ok, NO MORE questions about the family tree 0142
Reposted by Matt Fictionhorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023everyone's talking about some guy. who cares. 14887224
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do you one better: I literally had never heard of it until about 27 minutes ago 000
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is pretty low on the list of things to complain about with STAR WARS but it’s so annoying how “the Skywalker Saga” - a marketing thing they mostly made up for the last movie, near as I can tell - is a concept they expect people to care about 110
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Louis Ck, now accused” has the cadence of a sentence the guys from “Darmok” would say 010
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can’t do another round of “the problem with the STAR WARS sequels is they didn’t plan it out in advance” discourse 110
Reposted by Matt Fictionmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026once again the actual "story" behind Tilly Norwood is how the company's PR firm continues to get these stories placed in ostensibly legit outlets over and over despite zero demonstration of the supposed phenomenon being written about ("AI movie star Tilly Norwood") being real 292449510
Reposted by Matt FictionPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026Thanks to the awesome power of AI, I no longer know my home address 13114894
Reposted by Matt FictionRandom Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Star Trek: Voyager (1995) Season 3, Episode 9: Future's End (2) Aired: 11/13/1996, UPN 00:30:15.594 120334
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comTau Mogale - Am I a Joke To You MemeALT: Tau Mogale - Am I a Joke To You Meme 000
Reposted by Matt FictionUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you* 332088612
Reposted by Matt FictionHerbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 25/05/2025"Nintendo Adult" - arrested development, stunted social skills, narc and a patsy "SEGA Adult" - smokey, suave, does crimes but only cool ones like illegal downloading and drugs 526169
Reposted by Matt Fictionjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3569981626
Reposted by Matt Fictionmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026me when i get the $36.52 from my involvement in the class action lawsuit against the company that exposed all of my private data to the entire world 183022323
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My favorite is the guy complaining that he’s been loyal to this brand “for over 8 months” 010
Reposted by Matt FictionRussell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!! 26150651383
Reposted by Matt FictionKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Matt Murdock will never escape the wheel of three-seasons-and-cancelled samsara, which is paradoxically deeply Catholic 09522
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I know I beat this drum a lot but it’s insane how dogshit Polygon has become 110
Reposted by Matt Fictionkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bungie Rehire The People You Laid Off 14561108
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 21/09/2026as someone who has been on record as having some respect for taylor lorenz and being puzzled how weird some folks have been about her: lol. lmao even 120
Reposted by Matt FictionChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Watching a sex scene in a movie 😇 That doesn’t forward the plot 😈 632837
Reposted by Matt FictionAnnie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Batman Day isn't fun for everybody. Please check on your superstitious and cowardly loved ones today. 01077308
Reposted by Matt Fictiongamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169145721
Reposted by Matt Fiction👻 Gordon Little 🎃 @gord.games · 18/09/2026My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social) 533710959
Reposted by Matt Fictionaustinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane 512297723
Reposted by Matt FictionMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam 5051411135
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 17/09/2026me @ this new WOLVERINE game everyone is ragging onstatic.klipy.comMarge Simpson: I Just Think They're Neat!ALT: Marge Simpson: I Just Think They're Neat! 100
Reposted by Matt FictionGame Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026someone said "unc alarm" 😭 1928141010
Reposted by Matt Fictionjam @socialistboat.dad · 16/09/2026Hello? Sorry, what's that? Is my refrigerator ru… oh no. Oh I'm so sorry to have to tell you like this. My refrigerator died. Yeah, about two months ago. No, yeah, it was pretty sudden. Were you two... how did you know each other? Oh. I see. I never knew he had a… I mean, I wondered… I'm so sorry 010319
Reposted by Matt FictionJordan Minor @jordanwminor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026dusting off 2005-ass “IGN sux” takes right now is such hack shit 31159
Reposted by Matt FictionDOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 03/08/2024THE OOZE SEGA TECHNICAL INSTITUTE 1995 SEGA GENESIS 426878
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My first class of the day that morning was journalism; naturally my teacher abandoned his lesson plan in favor of watching it unfold, taking notes, documenting. He was furious that in one of the photos he took of the class watching some kid gave a shit-eating grin and thumbs up to the camera 010
Matt Fiction @mliparota.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think a lot of this is just cultural mythmaking. Glenn Beck used to go on about recapturing the “feeling of 9/12,” aka some supposed moment where the nation was united in grief and purpose 110
Reposted by Matt Fictiongeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my hands look like this so his hands can look like this 522435
Reposted by Matt Fictionmaddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026ok here’s my oot remake link doodle 2883231832
Reposted by Matt FictionAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 40146774826
Reposted by Matt Fictionmothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026crazy that in kingdom hearts iv there's gonna be an achievement for making love to goofy 919524
