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Waldo Jeffers

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nothin’ but blue skies from now on.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Working up my scouting report for every male lead in a Hallmark movie.
A loaf of Country Kitchen brand bread in the Hearty Canadian White style.
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
For real though imagine watching the past 24 hours of soccer and thinking Cristiano Ronaldo is better than Lionel Messi. Disgusting.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Trump has destroyed the economy, the Constitution, and the Pax Americana. But Bluesky liberals admit that Woodford Reserve is pretty good bourbon. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I know times are bad but think about how many Boston teams haven’t won championships this year
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/04/2026
People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It was very funny to learn that Vance's Catholic conversion happened in 2019. The Last Jedi is older than JD Vance's Catholicism.
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Dan "Mr. Bones and Me" Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
a sex pest real estate guy who lost money on his casinos got elected president twice because he played a deals man on tv and then he destroyed the global economy. baudrilliard would die if he wasn't already dead.
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
hey don’t forget to support trans people on the days that aren’t acronyms ok thanks ❤️
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Leslie Nielsen in Dracula dead and loving it. For some reason he's wearing basically the same thing as prince Charles in the quote posted article. Except his collar is large and popped.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My dad died in a final countdown you son of a bitch
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Just to be very clear: The Trump DOJ is stealing $1.2 million of your money to gift one of Trump’s cronies, who pled guilty to the crimes he was charged with, and whose suit against the government had already been tossed by a judge.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Evil is real and it's just a job the feds will pay you to do
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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
getting pantsed and immediately farting
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Mister Beast, stay out of Ghana, you have been warned, Vodún was created here and I have no compunctions about seeing a village witch to make it so that when you touch down in Kotoka, it is like your own personal hellish Shutter Island
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
laughing at the thought of the Tkachuk bros having to eat lukewarm hamberders.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
still funny that rfk is a never nude
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
the epstein files probably reveal that israel did 9/11, and that’s why they can’t release them.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 12/02/2026
one of america’s most cherished folk singers wrote an entire song about what a cruel criminal piece of shit donald trump’s father was all the way back in 1954 and somehow this basically never comes up in any story about the trumps, they have literally *always* been this way
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 04/02/2026
go ahead, try and kill me. i'll merely die and go to hell
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/01/2026
Saying flat-out, no more ICE, no more DHS, is standing up to fascism, not only in this administration but because the entire department was fascist from the start, an overreaction to 9/11, exactly what Bin Laden wanted. He won that one, and fuck us for that.
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
he’s finally been promoted to the c suite office/gas chamber.
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
i’m always saying this
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/11/2025
*Aqualung riff*
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 25/01/2026
Chrontendo Episode 36 (00:14:39)
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
NFL divisional rd picks: BUF over DEN SF over SEA HOU over NE LAR over CHI
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
was listening to “Europe ‘72” when it happened. rip Bobby :(
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Tyler Shough off this mortal coil #nfl #shakespeare #literacy
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Wow this war room photo will be as iconic as the Obama one
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
AI bubble bout to burst lmao
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
We can live without billionaires but billionaires cannot live without us, in the same way that a body can live without cancer, but cancer cannot live without a body.
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WhimsicalSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell."
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/11/2025
The president is a massive pedo who was best friends with a massive pedo who ran a big pedo ring, we are at late-stage Michael Jackson levels of "everybody knows"
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
the Dems are Wile E. Coyote and the GOP is Acme Corp. Social progress is the Road Runner.
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
let’s go Cowboys!
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
already waaaaayyy too much gw bush thus far into MNF. fuck that guy.
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
oh my god
"My newest hobby is finding lines from The Simpsons that could pass for Morrissey song titles."

I took this image from somewhere else and can't write all of these out on my phone, so if you're reading this because you need the alt-text, take the opportunity to brainstorm some good ones of your own.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
“Weapons” is another in a long line of horror movies such as “the good son”, “the village of the damned” and “children of the corn” that discuss a controversial but nonetheless very real subject: children are sometimes spooky.
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
inherited wealth harkening back to the gilded age being used to bring about another one. incredible stuff.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
every day leaders of the new tech frontier are spending billions of dollars to digitally reconstruct the mind of george zimmerman
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
this is a powerful image
A still from a brisk commercial showing a claymation recreation of the film rocky with mickey pouring a can of iced tea into Rocky's mouth
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Like a lot of us here, the Lock 'Em Up-est comments I see on social media are coming from, well, extremely normal people. So I wanted to explain how extremely helpful it would be this weekend if they scared the shit out of everyone driving them nuts.
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Dear Normies: Time to Stand Up - Truthdig
For people who’ve never been to a protest in their lives, Saturday’s ‘No Kings’ rally is a good place to start.
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Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
the last time i saw a Kirby suck this hard it was on Super Smash bros.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️
An icon
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