Reposted by Waldo JeffersDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Working up my scouting report for every male lead in a Hallmark movie. 694426439
Reposted by Waldo JeffersChris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026For real though imagine watching the past 24 hours of soccer and thinking Cristiano Ronaldo is better than Lionel Messi. Disgusting. 2151
Reposted by Waldo JeffersNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Trump has destroyed the economy, the Constitution, and the Pax Americana. But Bluesky liberals admit that Woodford Reserve is pretty good bourbon. I have never felt more politically homeless. 1554042
Reposted by Waldo JeffersRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I know times are bad but think about how many Boston teams haven’t won championships this year 757873
Reposted by Waldo JeffersJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies. 15392601509
Reposted by Waldo JeffersIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/04/2026People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god 9071221892
Reposted by Waldo JeffersJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026It was very funny to learn that Vance's Catholic conversion happened in 2019. The Last Jedi is older than JD Vance's Catholicism. 1022241
Reposted by Waldo JeffersDan "Mr. Bones and Me" Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 08/04/2026a sex pest real estate guy who lost money on his casinos got elected president twice because he played a deals man on tv and then he destroyed the global economy. baudrilliard would die if he wasn't already dead. 33688540
Reposted by Waldo Jeffersjae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 01/04/2026hey don’t forget to support trans people on the days that aren’t acronyms ok thanks ❤️ 210828
Reposted by Waldo JeffersDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 30/03/2026My dad died in a final countdown you son of a bitch 316522
Reposted by Waldo JeffersJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Just to be very clear: The Trump DOJ is stealing $1.2 million of your money to gift one of Trump’s cronies, who pled guilty to the crimes he was charged with, and whose suit against the government had already been tossed by a judge. 2346041971
Reposted by Waldo JeffersKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Evil is real and it's just a job the feds will pay you to do 113637
Reposted by Waldo JeffersThe Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026getting pantsed and immediately farting 3364
Reposted by Waldo JeffersKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Mister Beast, stay out of Ghana, you have been warned, Vodún was created here and I have no compunctions about seeing a village witch to make it so that when you touch down in Kotoka, it is like your own personal hellish Shutter Island 1452566
Reposted by Waldo Jeffersweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/02/2026If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you 572498349
Reposted by Waldo JeffersInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/03/2026"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard 574011490
Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 26/02/2026laughing at the thought of the Tkachuk bros having to eat lukewarm hamberders. 010
Reposted by Waldo Jefferspublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026still funny that rfk is a never nude 1518220
Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 19/02/2026the epstein files probably reveal that israel did 9/11, and that’s why they can’t release them. 000
Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 15/02/2026did you notice how they changed it from “perineum” because nobody knew what that was? 020
Reposted by Waldo JeffersGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 12/02/2026one of america’s most cherished folk singers wrote an entire song about what a cruel criminal piece of shit donald trump’s father was all the way back in 1954 and somehow this basically never comes up in any story about the trumps, they have literally *always* been this way 211581388
Reposted by Waldo Jeffersthe hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 04/02/2026go ahead, try and kill me. i'll merely die and go to hell 2716
Reposted by Waldo JeffersTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/01/2026Saying flat-out, no more ICE, no more DHS, is standing up to fascism, not only in this administration but because the entire department was fascist from the start, an overreaction to 9/11, exactly what Bin Laden wanted. He won that one, and fuck us for that. 28622
Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 26/01/2026he’s finally been promoted to the c suite office/gas chamber. 000
Reposted by Waldo JeffersStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/11/2025*Aqualung riff* 301524238
Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 17/01/2026NFL divisional rd picks: BUF over DEN SF over SEA HOU over NE LAR over CHI 000
Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 11/01/2026was listening to “Europe ‘72” when it happened. rip Bobby :( 000
Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Tyler Shough off this mortal coil #nfl #shakespeare #literacy 000
Reposted by Waldo JeffersGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Wow this war room photo will be as iconic as the Obama one 012922
Reposted by Waldo JeffersA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/12/2025We can live without billionaires but billionaires cannot live without us, in the same way that a body can live without cancer, but cancer cannot live without a body. 161473505
Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 23/12/2025i just remember him smiling while Bill Maher said the n word lol 010
Reposted by Waldo JeffersWhimsicalSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/11/2025A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell." 101126186
Reposted by Waldo JeffersIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/11/2025The president is a massive pedo who was best friends with a massive pedo who ran a big pedo ring, we are at late-stage Michael Jackson levels of "everybody knows" 650864
Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 10/11/2025the Dems are Wile E. Coyote and the GOP is Acme Corp. Social progress is the Road Runner. 000
Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 04/11/2025already waaaaayyy too much gw bush thus far into MNF. fuck that guy. 010
Reposted by Waldo JeffersReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 20/10/2025“Weapons” is another in a long line of horror movies such as “the good son”, “the village of the damned” and “children of the corn” that discuss a controversial but nonetheless very real subject: children are sometimes spooky. 611517
Waldo Jeffers @mkane3.bsky.social · 28/10/2025inherited wealth harkening back to the gilded age being used to bring about another one. incredible stuff. 020
