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Laura Lee

@missbitterblue.bsky.social
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"They've got me in a tree, Merlin." Daydreamer, insomniac, artsy craftsy, photography enjoyer, cemetery explorer

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 5h
A box of Sleepytime Tea; I've replaced the logo with the logo from 5-Hour Energy, but I've edited it to say 0-Hour Energy. There's an illustration of a bear wearing a nightgown and sleeping cap, sleeping in a chair in front of a fireplace.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A photo of The Bear ACTUALLY busking in my kitchen.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whether it’s Obama saying “yes we can” or Donald Trump say “we’re gonna shove it up their ass” both presidents adopted divisive slogans.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Restoring Van Gogh's Ear & Mending His Broken Heart” 🎨 #asmr #satisfying #vangogh #papercraft #stopmotion IG: @paper_pepper (페이퍼 후추)
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
galaxy class starship keeps rebooting
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* laying in the middle of the freeway No, things are good, why do you ask?
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JaneSlainLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OH MY GODDDDDDDDD
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
borg assimilation opt out
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frog and Toad sat on the porch, feeling sad together.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 02/10/2026
Nice work, sir, nice work
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nin lyrics bot @ninlyrics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you can have my isolation you can have the hate that it brings you can have my absence of faith you can have my everything
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Join #CultShelf this Friday at 10 PM Pacific for the start of October with Dario Argento’s DEEP RED! A musician sees the murder of his neighbor, and seeks to find the killer before he’s the next victim! You can find the movie (the Italian 2 hour cut, BTW) on Tubi!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Joe Dunman @joedunman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The funding imbalance in American politics is just astounding. Running a homeless shelter? Sorry, your last 50k grant just ran out and now your lights are off. Want to start a podcast for racists who eat paint? Here's $50 million, no strings, go have fun.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rolling into October...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Rex Thrillho @evanbrady.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
September 30 ... October 1
James Kirk in the captain's seat on the bridge of the Enterprise.Michael Myers in the captain's seat on the bridge of the Enterprise.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October.
A man and woman meet the ghost of Will McKinley on the street and he doffs his hat.
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David C B @tzed250.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Case in point
During yesterday's Senate hearings, Eric Schmitt (the junior United States senator from Missouri) held up a large poster supposedly catching former special-counsel Jack Smith perjuring himself. AS it turned out, Schmitt or his staffers confused two basketball teams, and placed Smith several states away from where he actually was on the night in question. On this meme, the poster has been replaced with a scene from a Warner Brothers Road Runner cartoon in which Wile E. Coyote has been blown up by his (presumably) ACME brand detonator while the Road Runner standing next to a pile of bird seed hiding a bundle of TNT sticks has been unaffected.
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Dizzygirl @dizzygirl.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
No, ya'll don't understand. Schmitt had to prove that he's a giant dumbass to qualify as JD's VP. Vance needs someone that makes him look smart.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 29/09/2026
We demand to be taken seriously
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Lisa Harald🌹🏳️‍🌈 @lisaharald.com · 29/09/2026
if you open it in google maps, you can still see posts about the places and businesses that used to be there
A screenshot of google maps in satellite mode, showing the devastation in Gaza. A business that used to be there is highlighted, showing a computer store, and icons for other things like schools and restaurants can be seen in the area.
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Star @star.telstarcat.xyz · 29/09/2026
why is jason kelce dressed like he's getting to the bottom of this
Screenshot of an ESPN halftime segment with Jason Kelce wearing a flat cap and a beige-patterned overcoat with a black tie and white undershirt. Chiron below reads "Jalen Hurts (PHI): Rush TD at end of half, ball was snapped with 1 second left"
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Janet Lee @janetxlee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a lot I like about Mamdani but the best thing is that I never have to hear another word out of Andrew Cuomo's mouth again.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
January 2025: I’m a trad wife who thinks women who work should be burned at the stake, please ignore the $50,000 I make on insta posting butter I had my servant churn Today: did you know women are people? I promise never to sell you gals out again unless its convenient
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Jeopardy! @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MEECEstakes happen and that's okay 💙
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DEAR PENTHOUSE, I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME: I Became a Kombucha Guy
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok buddy, just for that we’re going with “robot puke” now
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
"Have some respect. This is a funeral" *slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
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Sub Pop Demon Hunters @sqlidennis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
An edit of the before and after photo of Stalin and Yezhov with Yezhov removed. Stalin has been replaced by Shaggy, Yezhov is Mike, and the other two people are Fred and Velma
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, I haven’t heard “Choosin‘ Texas,” but I am the elite son of a bitch who helped popularize this down home tune from Lone Star State. youtu.be/skmdmf_ER50?...
youtu.be
Torgo's Theme (10 Minutes)
YouTube video by LeonSmorgishboard
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Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John fetterman looks like an alien from a bad TNG episode where data has to explain the concept of empathy
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Mr. Spooky, If You're Nasty @mrskippy69.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
Can you imagine trying to explain to a teen that the reason the world is shit is because we as a society let the fear factor guy become a thought leader
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Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are fucked
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i take an iced coffee to the job interview. while the interviewer is talking, i take a long sip from the straw, pulling the microfilm into my mouth. i lock eyes with the interviewer. we kiss deeply. the microfilm is no longer in my mouth. i return home through the checkpoint. it is berlin, 1970.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 26/09/2026
I just feel like if you design a piece of technology and you're like "wow! This technology doesn't do what we want a lot of the time and we aren't really sure how it works!" that isn't a brag that's just a sign you're really bad at your job
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think if you check, you’ll see it’s a right.
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Laura Lee @missbitterblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Ha ha, oh Sally, you're so stupid thinking that the dog can talk!" "Fuck you, buddy; you're about to be indicted for like 100 murders...and you threatened the Soviets directly, that probably won't go unpunished." #BMovieManiacs
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Laura Lee @missbitterblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
John Agar should have been cast as an axe murderer in a real film. That scene showed that he had potential to be positively terrifying. But that didn't happen and we're left with him killing a children's party balloon and asking "What if?" #BMovieManiacs
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Laura Lee @missbitterblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Will you wake me in time to dress?" "Of course!" *stands before delegates in a barrel with suspenders* "Dammit, Sally..." #BMovieManiacs
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Laura Lee @missbitterblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You downed that passenger jet?! You killed your assistant?? And now you blew up my sister's dollhouse, you prick! #BMovieManiacs
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Laura Lee @missbitterblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I can't think of anything that would keep me from loving Steve March." "...my name is George Davis." "I've been meaning to talk to you about some things." #BMovieManiacs
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Laura Lee @missbitterblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Won't someone kick John Agar in the nuts and end this madness?! #BMovieManiacs
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Laura Lee @missbitterblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm going to the atomic bomb testing range on Friday! I even get to go out ON the range, the General got me a t-shirt that says "Atoll" on it, I wonder why? #BMovieManiacs
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