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@missaligned.bsky.social
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 13h
THEY WANT HIM DEAD! #Northernlion #Music
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dimp @dimpindot.bsky.social · 12h
troy, 1184 BC
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2
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ケー@通販 @kakiyakei.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
自由帳に描いてたシスター・イルミナータのらくがきを整えた。スタンプにしたいけど、文字が多くて彫るの大変だし……やっぱTシャツとか向きかな? #Pentiment
ゲーム『Pentiment』の登場人物、修道女イルミナータが四角い枠の中で顔をしかめている白黒の絵。絵の上下に「NO MATTER GAY OR HETERO,」「DO NOT FUCK IN THE LIBRARY 」と書いてある。
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/10/2026
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the onion was funnier when they made actual jokes instead of repeating the same bad-faith digs over and over again under the cover of "satire"
front page of the onion declaring me a "Renowned Coward" who will flee a haunted house well before sunrise
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SEBA (commissions open give me money) @sebadoesntexist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Green @greenblossom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Linotype Pilgrim @symbo1ics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the only way we're going to "cure cancer" is to hold the 'ai' con men and CEOs upside-down till all their money falls out then take it fund science, research, public health, preventative health whatever's left over can go to rebuilding the humanities and everything else they have destroyed
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
*hands u this controller*
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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pinkmoth @pinkmoth.pinkmoth.nl · 05/10/2026
soundscape of voluptuous robot woman walking down the stairs
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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St. Foran @saintforan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
more dress content 😋😋😋 #wilerunner
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Dooper @dooper.live · 12/09/2024
"Go, Do a Crime...." I am the creator of this video and that's my voice! If you ever watched this on random websites please consider following me! I do Low-Poly animations and dorky skits. #oneshot #godoacrime #lowpoly
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Combotron @ TorontoGameExpo + AniRevo @combotronrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reuploading this Magical Girl Vivian sticker sheet I did uhhh 2 years ago because Vivian is a much cooler, healthier witch to draw fanart of, IMO. #CombotronArt
A sticker sheet of art of Vivian from Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door, cosplaying as various other magical characters. Includes cosplays of Doremi Harukaze (Magical DoReMi), Sakura Kinomoto (Cardcaptor Sakura), Minky Momo (Magical Princess Minky Momo), and Chibiusa (Sailor Moon). The sheet also included a Mistake from Paper Mario items, and Doopliss making some faces I saw on Inugami Korone's fuzzball form.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have you seen this? Her name is Snifit, and she's taking over the internet.
Snifit
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok its done what do i win #zelda #princesszelda #tloz
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🌐🌐AaaAA 3D Ball!!!🌐🌐 @chaofanatic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I fucking hate 2000s advertising
Prattle shows The Boys how huge her features are
They think she is SO cool
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankenstein to invisible man: “wait a second, you’re not the Invisible Man. You’re just three invisible kids in a trench coat.”
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the human capacity of art genuinely brings me to tears. im not even kidding. im crying right now
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carnivalDemiurge @carnivaldemiurge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You dont gotta hand it to the pope for anything you fucking morons. The catholic church is still killing people. Everytime this pope says something that sounds slightly agreeable people forget the church still works to deny rights to people and to destroy people's capability to get HRT and the like
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🍂 Raven 🍂 @raven-bythesea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy FMA day to those who celebrate
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Purpose
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GYARU~TAU♪ 🌺🌻 @gyarutau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my awesome image
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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SEBA (commissions open give me money) @sebadoesntexist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
panel on the left says "september 30th" and the image is a picture of spheal in pokemon xd gale of darkness
panel on the right says "october 1st" and shows a picture of a shadow spheal in xd gale of darkness and he is purple and has purple flames around him which is very scary
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Jandri🔞 @jandri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the roads should be made of rubber and we should all be driving on concrete tires 🧠
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Jandri🔞 @jandri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vote for me
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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#1 Doukyuusei Fan USA @overthere.banginsummer.love · 29/09/2026
I was NOT ready
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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