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Tall and good at sports. I have a key, but not access, to an industrial juicer

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Zoro Fab @zorofab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hell Yeah
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Ace Attorney @aceattorney.capcomusa.com · 20/09/2026
CELEBRATION! To commemorate the upcoming 25th anniversary of the Ace Attorney series on October 12, we're sharing a brand-new illustration by series artists Kazuya Nuri and Takuro Fuse, featuring several fan favorite characters dressed to impress for the occasion!
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mickey mouse from NES magical kingdom with the text box reading 

The story begins in 1949 Los Angeles. Kevin Yamagata, a Japanese American cartoonist, has built his career on Billy Bat, a sharp, wisecracking detective beloved by readers. But everything shifts when Kevin realizes he may have unknowingly
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 07/09/2026
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026
Never let a writer help you move
A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#othersidepicnic
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my favorite part of Otherside Picnic is that Toriko is also a major weirdo and Kozakura is also a losergirl and a cringefailwoman and Migiwa is the most suspicious man in the world but Sorawo is just so much weirdier and more pathetic than everyone else that they all look normal in comparison
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A cinema in Canada never received their Spider-Man Brand New Day posters so one of the employees drew his own and it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
Hand drawn poster for spider-man brand new day featuring a lumpy, mis-shapen Spidey doing web shooter hand pose. Writing at the bottom reads “sorry! We never received the real posters! Sorry for any incoveniences!”
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Priscilla Tramontano ✧HORROEXPO MESA S35✧ @prips.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dorohedoro
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 19/07/2026
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 09/07/2026
Shout out to this mental health wellness check ad that was at the LACC during AX that's using Cloud as an example of someone who needs a therapist
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When my Civ VI game gets really interesting
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
John Hinckley Jr. in 1981
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 26/06/2026
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Things are going on in New York right that people may not understand for thousands of years
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES
Screenshot of a Twitter post. Text reads "Fact.philes @know.more

32-year-old woman pleads guilty in Canada's first-ever "DoorDash psychological warfare" case - sent her ex 1,847 orders of exactly one lemon." 

The image is a mugshot of a white woman
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ラリアット/rariatoo @rariatoo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
🫀🔨🫸🤛
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 20/05/2026
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A meme with the text "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons." In the top left is a 3D render of Samus Aran's (from the Metroid games) arm cannon on a strip of trans flag colours. Along the bottom are five illustrated diverse people, some wearing trans pride flags as capes, and all wielding matching arm cannons. The person in the center holds up a large transgender pride flag.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
mark zuckerberg has the face and hair of a medieval king who was maced to death at the battle of harlotsbridge and found buried with a special tiny sword because he was too weak to hold a full-size one because his parents were cousins
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment
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New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We just won our trial against Live Nation and Ticketmaster.   A jury ruled in our favor and is holding the companies responsible for their illegal monopoly that cost consumers millions of dollars.   This is a landmark victory to protect New Yorkers from harmful monopolies.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I'm actually totally fine with Hoping It Happens every time there's even the slightest excuse to. The hope feels good, and repeated disappointments haven't diminished how good it feels. Because the one time it DOES happen? Oh baby
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にれ @nire023.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
ヴァーチャル・インサニディ
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ケースワベ【K-SUWABE】 @ksuwabe.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
心&能井
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Seven Seas Entertainment @sevenseasentertainment.com · 01/04/2026
N̷̜̦̏̓̔̍̇ȩ̷͖̪͓̰̞̓w̵̜̮͎̒͐͋ license announcement! LITERALLY LOST IN HER NON-EUCLIDEAN CURVES: I FELL FOR A SHADOW IN THE BACKROOMS, AND NOW WE’RE GIRLFRIENDS by Yon-chan. They found love in a liminal space! The hit yuri horror manga, finally in English. sevenseasentertainment.com/2026/04/01/s...
New License: Literally Lost in Her Non-Euclidean Curves: I Fell for a Shadow in the Backrooms, and Now We’re Girlfriends. Story and Art by Yon-chan. They found love in a liminal space! The hit Yuri horror finally releases in English! When most people noclip into the Backrooms they find themselves running, desperately trying to escape the terrors that chase them, but for Shi it’s quite the opposite. After stumbling through a wall and into a strange liminal space, Shi curiously wanders around the Backrooms until she sees something glitching into reality. This strange shadowy creature starts to follow her, but where most people would run for their lives, Shi saw the creature for what it truly was–a shadowy beauty just looking for companionship! These two are immediately drawn to each other, but is it possible for their newfound love to blossom? After all, the Backrooms aren’t exactly the greatest place for a first date! This is also an April Fools title, but: would.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
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Aoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Alex Trebek, the host of jeopardy
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.
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CITY Panels @city-panels.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Volume 9 Page 124 #CITY #KeiichiArawi
A panel from Volume 9 Page 124 of the manga CITY by Keiichi Arawi.
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Emil Jacobs - Collectifission @collectifission.greennuclear.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
Finally, a real use case for JavaScript
Header: "British woman without cervic and vagina naturally becomes pregnant after reconstructive surgery", with an error code: "JavaScript must be enabled to use this feature".
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Dashnir @dashnir.kitsune.nexus · 18/03/2026
Gregory edgeworth pointing while in court in the top frame. It is captioned DLSS5 off
The second frame is after he was shot in the elevator. It is captioned DLSS 5 ON
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
128th anniversary today of this rather important story appearing in the Lawrence Daily Journal, Kansas
b/w image of a horse, saddled and with rein and stirrups, and a cat on its back. It is captioned “CAT RIDES A HORSE. Attracts much attention on the streets of Philadelphia”. Below the image, it says: “WAFFLES HAS A GOOD TIME”
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 16/03/2026
Signs of spring, ranked. An older comic. Feel free to argue with my ranking.
A six-panel comic called Signs of Spring, Ranked. In panel 1, #10 is Robin, showing an american robing standing on a lawn - not always a useful sign since robins are quietly present in winter in many areas. In panel 2, there's #9: Daffodil - nice, mundane, #8: Skunk Cabbage - unusual, cool, and #7: Dutchman's Breeches, a flower that looks like a pair of underwear with a hole - lol. In panel 3, there's #6: Turkey vulture migrating - gloriously ominous, a humbling reminder of life's transience, and #5: very very small bunny - wow, the little ears. In panel 4 there's #4: Snake sunbathing, with a gartersnake warming itself - underappreciated, looks cozy, and #3: Woodcock going peent - the perfect sound. In panel 5 there's a wood frog calling from a pond, and #2: small frogs yelling as loud as they can, with a wood frog floating in a pool inflating itself to make a loud quack - they crave love, or at least they crave the external fertilization of 1500 gelatinous eggs. In panel 6, there's a drawing of a spring peeper and #1, Even smaller frogs yelling, with a spring peeper sitting on the ground making loud calls - yes, YES.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 10/03/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Nancy 3/4/26 💅
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Melony🍈 @melonteee.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
understand me
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 26/02/2026
It’s finally over
Kevin Nguyen
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Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave"
• a Slave
Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm
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5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Don't worry! That sound you hear in the darkness is merely the deer slithering
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/05/2025
A bike somehow chained to a tree six feet off the ground. Superimposed on it is a text box from Final Fantasy VII saying “Cloud: Did Sephiroth…do this?”
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Yen Press @yenpress.com · 14/02/2026
Happy birthday (2/14) to our "fair maiden," Mikoshiba! 🎂 📖 Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun buff.ly/2oQVEe2
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