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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026

Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country theonion.com/nations-quiet-gangly-k…

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

These guys won’t stand up for the daughter of a Republican US Senator and they’ll never stand up for your daughter. But they will send some goon to inspect her crotch.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It is funny that this person thinks “immigrants defended the union while native born whites sought to destroy it in the name of slavery” is an argument against immigrants being Americans. This is precisely the point, nothing about being born here makes you better bsky.app/profile/aphc...

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Definitely one of the most alive people going, not deteriorating in the slightest.

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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles

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Laef Kucheran @laef.ca · 13/06/2026

People are far more likely to update their (weakly-held) opinions to match their (strongly-held) identity, than to update their opinions to match reality and their identity to match their new opinions

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Looking very awake sir!

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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 04/06/2026

say whatever you want about how biden handled inflation, he wasn’t on television three times a week saying “i did this and guess what, fuck you, i’ll do it again, you should be thankful it isn’t worse”

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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I would like Democrats to come out and say that anyone receiving assets from this new slush fund, or profiting any of the other corrupt acts from this candidate, will have 100% of their assets seized the first chance we get. Even if they get pardoned.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/05/2026

virginia voters should call their delegates and senators and demand that they ignore this illegitimate ruling

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/05/2026

Yikes! Both of Trump's hands are discolored today and one of them appears bruised as well (Anna Moneymaker/Getty)

picture of Trump's hands from earlier today showing that they are not looking good at all

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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

the thing dem pols need to internalize is this guy and his entire family will vote republican for the rest of their lives, regardless of the republican party literally ending their livelihood

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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Trump is surrounded by petroleum lobbyists - not automotive lobbyists - and he has decided to declare all-out war on electric vehicles. The Big 3 collectively spent well over $100 billion on EV development that they're now having to write down because of Trump. You think they wanted to do that? 8/x

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

it’s simple. Dems need to 1. prepare retaliatory gerrymanders in every blue state now that the VRA has been overturned 2. pack the court (and prosecute Thomas/alito) in 2029 I will only even *consider* primary candidates who support both of the above going forward

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

There is absolutely no way anyone in the administration will understand a joke about the French and Indian War. That’s half the joke.🔥🔥🔥

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/04/2026

REP. MARK ALFORD: Comey is a very intelligent man. I would assume he knows what '86' means. When you 86 the order, you kill the order. When you 8647, that is tantamount to saying 'kill the president' KEILAR: When you 86 an order, you don't kill the food ALFORD: It's the same principle

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Maarten Schenk @mschenk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The best indication so far the WHCD Trump shooting wasn't staged? No evidence yet of huge insider bets just before it happened on Polymarket or Kalshi :-)

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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Here's the initial block list of those who attended the WHCD tonight. Adding names as it becomes clear they were there.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/04/2026

That classic face I make when I’m doing well!

Donald Trump looking very healthy and not like his mouth is sliding off of his face

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Nick Messick @messick.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

One of the first lessons you learn in listening to startup pitches from people looking for investment is, once the “The total worldwide market is 30 Hojillion Dollars, and if get just 10% of that we’ll…” starts, it’s time to immediately wrap up the presentation and thank them for their time.

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

all I see in this photo is the beautiful state of California

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Yakov Feygin @buddyyakov.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

If you're @raskin.house.gov, how tempting is it to do a press hit today where you tell Pam Bondi this isn't goodbye forever, it's just a farewell until he's running House Judiciary next year and has the chance to subpoena her himself

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

"And truly, President Trump and his lethally kinetic warfighters have a message to the Iranian regime -- don't pull that thang out unless you plan to bang out."

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ theonion.com/health-speculations-sw…

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Nick Messick @messick.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Imaging dying for your country in a foreign land the same time President of the United States is doing his "Sucking Two Dicks at Once" dance at a rally.

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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

It's been an awful winter, but soon it'll be April! and I'll go to a baseball game and it'll be 50 and gray and damp and the wind will cut through me and I'll be shivering and miserable by the third inning and my hot chocolate will already be cold and I'll think to myself, "this sucks so much ass."

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

who is going to liberate us from our dictator

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/02/2026

Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I wouldn’t inconvenience a single Somali-American for thirty seconds to save every single person in the Trump administration.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Imagine winning an Olympic gold medal in men's hockey and then *immediately* destroying every bit of that coolness by partying with a graspy little dork like Kash Patel.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/02/2026

it doesn't get enough attention that there is clearly something seriously wrong with the president's health and the White House is covering it up

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Fingers crossed that he defects

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Nick Messick @messick.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

3 hours into her first day of Lent at a Catholic high school has turned my daughter into Martin Luther. 98% of her feelings about any event/location/situation/etc. comes down to how she felt about the food, so for the next 40 days her HS gets a grade of F-.

Message from daughter upset that the lunch menu is drastically different at her Catholic HS because of Lent.

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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

If the Republican US attorney for the District of Columbia doesn't recognize the Heller decision then no state is under any obligation to do so either

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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

The whole fucking point is to accept personal risk as yourself and dare the state to do anything about it. You are there to be seen, known, and heard. Not to cosplay as an antifa super soldier.

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Zach @zwal93.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

when you lose Kole Calhoun not even the baseball player just any dude named Kole Calhoun

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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 26/01/2026

On NPR on Friday, there was a story of a 4-year-old--an American citizen--who hasn't left her house since early December, not even to play in the yard. And her 8-year-old brother recently stopped going to school, too. Their father is undocumented, and the family doesn't want to risk him being taken.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Our new supermen have only one weakness and it’s whistles

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