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Nick Messick

@messick.bsky.social

Workflow Platform Operations Engineering for  | Second in command at Vacation Nail Shop Disgracing my profession on a daily basis by not condoning Federal crimes that provide aide and comfort to our enemies.

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Nick Messick @messick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Behold, the “Chico’s Mexican Restaurant - The Best Pizza in Town” sign I saw in Ketchikan, Alaska.

Sign that reads “Chico’s Mexican Restaurant - The Best Pizza in Town”

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Nick Messick @messick.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Chuds like this call it a "Tanker Carry" because that's what they imagine tankers used, but if you look at the "tanker" holsters issued in WWII and how they were used you'll see they very different and actually useful. You could draw your pistol while sitting down.

Just Eisenhower and a couple other WWII Generals chillin', including two wearing actual M3 tanker holsters

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Nick Messick @messick.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

3 hours into her first day of Lent at a Catholic high school has turned my daughter into Martin Luther. 98% of her feelings about any event/location/situation/etc. comes down to how she felt about the food, so for the next 40 days her HS gets a grade of F-.

Message from daughter upset that the lunch menu is drastically different at her Catholic HS because of Lent.

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Nick Messick @messick.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

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Nick Messick @messick.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

One day I'm going to agree to meet with this type of dumbass that is constantly emailing me and force them to explain in excruciating detail how exactly they plan to help the most successful technology company in history become succeed.

Some dumbass cold emailing me to act as if Apple needs outside IT help.

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Nick Messick @messick.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

The following paragraph might as well be The Atlantic directly reporting: “Because they be fuckin’…”

Paragraph in The Atlantic that states “(Why Trump’s employees find Loomer uniquely noxious, when their boss consorts with known racists and trafficks in cruel conspiracy theories himself, is a separate question.)”

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Nick Messick @messick.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

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Nick Messick @messick.bsky.social · 01/10/2024

You know, you can look up the actual numbers, rather than just making them up:

Quote for a 40' container from Guangzhou to Long Beach I received after 10 seconds of effort that is certainly not lucky to be less than $10k. It's barely over $5k.

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