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Mel (melissajean)

@melissajean98.bsky.social
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I like food and animals. A bit obsessed with Spam and goetta. Be kind.

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Six-year-old girl with cerebral palsy takes steps without her walker for the first time. Original post
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who’s your daddy now?! 🤣🤣🤣
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😍
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smillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 30/09/2026
if you fall and your friends are concerned instead of laughing then you’re old now
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Boke18 @boke18.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saying Trump is ‘ethically challenged‘ is like saying Jeffrey Dahmer had an ‘eating disorder‘
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Photography by Elliot McGucken
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The brownies that I started baking in 1974 with my Easy Bake oven are ready now if any of you wants one.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m gonna start wearing my microwave plate on a chain around my neck.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reskeet this if you have had cheese today. I’m trying to see something.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
rebranding cheese as HARD MILK
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Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just paid rent, that was disgusting.
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DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A marine biologist films this octopus changing colors while dreaming and it’s spectacular
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Moose out for a swim in Glacier National Park: #AGoodPlace Source: AccuWeather
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Chris "🍻🍻" @thecellarmonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aww ... not feetloaf for dinner again
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got a pocket got a pocket full of moonshine
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wife: Hey! Who finished all the peanut butter and just left the jar in the pantry??! Me:
Rotting corpse, frozen stiff with its mouth sealed shut from too much peanut butter.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Penguins. SMH
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol.
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He briefly eluded police by quickly reassembling his getaway truck into a horsey www.nbcnews.com/video/shorts...
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The 'Lego Bandit' arrested in Florida after police chase
The 'Lego Bandit' arrested in Florida after police chase
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Freezing leftover soup in an ice cream tub because I love setting an emotional trap for my future self.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026
Horrified Guests Begin Gagging As Dinner Host Reveals They’ve Been Eating USDA Beef
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Horrified Guests Begin Gagging As Dinner Host Reveals They’ve Been Eating USDA Beef
RICHMOND, VA—Feeling the half-chewed contents of their stomachs roil as they retched into their napkins, guests at a local dinner party began gagging Tuesday as their host revealed that they had been ...
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’ve never seen a cat so clearly roll its eyes. Original post
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Inside Ukraine 🇺🇦 @insideukraine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bambi and Thumper in real life! A deer and a little bunny sharing a super tender moment that seems straight out of a Disney movie... impossible not to melt with love! 🦌🐰✨ National Geographic
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Explaining constipation to a 3yo
A common problem for a bear of very little brain and even less fiber
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nearly choked on a mouthful of tea, which seems like a very British way to go.
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Mel (melissajean) @melissajean98.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lotta arguments with Siri in this car I’m in.
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have put cat stickers on my phone. It hasn't fixed any of the world's problems but my phone is a bit cuter now so.. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Melvin 🍁the 🍊💩hating cat -💙🦋🐧-my human is not a fan either . 🇨🇦💙🦋 @vespavixen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just think you shouldn't be allowed to come back to Senate embalmed.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i was just following my dreams, your honor
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026
pumpkin spice birth control
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Meme showing a promotional image of Tyler Hoechlin as Superman in a red cape that extends all the way down to his ankles like a floor-length dress. The text at the bottom reads "SUPERMAN IS COMING IN SUPERGIRL" above "OCTOBER 10 ON CW".
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Giant Pacific Octopus Spotted in Bellingham Bay, Near Vancouver
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
💖 please watch 'til end 🤣🙃🤭 #tiffanygomas #mitchMconnell
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stood on a small earthworm in my hallway. Barefoot. Right in front of the grocery delivery guy. Long story short, I have to send back my Big Brave Girl card.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need Mitch McConnell to sneeze on me so I can catch whatever it is that gets you 3 months of paid sick leave and no questions asked when you return.
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Boke18 @boke18.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell in that car
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Willem Dafoe's Intense Smile Meme
ALT: Willem Dafoe's Intense Smile Meme
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Things keep getting worse under RFK Jr
A photograph taken at a grocery store meat department showing packages of raw ground beef inside a refrigerated display case. Mounted on the glass above the meat is a sign printed on a white sheet of paper that reads: "Limit of 15 People in the Meat".
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 15/09/2026
Sally Field has won Best Actress in a Limited Series/TV Movie for ‘REMARKABLY BRIGHT CREATURES’ at the Emmys. See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins26
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’re helping
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Imagine the GOP and mainstream media reaction if Obama had done this www.thedailybeast.com/every-angle-...
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Every Angle of Trump Dozing Off at 9/11 Memorial
The president simply couldn’t keep his eyes open.
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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i would like to order a bowl of cigarettes. for the table.
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