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Amanda B

@amandajpanda.bsky.social

177 followers 35 following 1.6K posts

Beverage Goblin. Cheeseburger/Garlic Girl. Midwest Crockpot Queen.

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Robo 🦀 @ttrpgifs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

HEARTBREAKING: Person who remembers movie quotes from two decades ago immediately forgets why they entered a room.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026

I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There’s a car next to me that has one headlight, no hood, and it’s riding on a donut. I’m functioning the same way, my dude.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Born to solve cold cases, forced to chart Pt is AOx3.

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Michael Tisserand @tisserand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Watching the Senate hearings like

Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce

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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What a fun idea for a little free library!

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just ordered 3 Pozza of The Month pizzas from Double Daves, 9nly for them to call and say they're out of pizza. This is how I end up on Snapped.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Could really use a month with 6 paydays in it.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can you doordash a single churro? I mean the world is burning.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Josh standing near open water near someone lying to him, makes me a little nervous.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This was one of my WORST days.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lost the apple TV remote, I guess I'm never watching TV ever again.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Joe Walsh Is Right......

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping

Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit

WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just paid rent, that was disgusting.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I took a benadryl the other day and apparently sleep ordered 4 pepper spray keychains, girl.... who are we scared of? Are we starting a gang? What was happening?!

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Today I thought I got fired but IT just termed the wrong people. They have no idea how to restore me, so that is amazing, it also happened in the middle of my 4 page chart note. Amazing.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We call this his sleep ear, he keeps it up in case there's any unauthorized movement by me. He is very invested in my whereabouts at all times.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Matt LeBlanc made me.cry today. So that's enough internet for today.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Today when giving me my incident number the IT lady said "c as in candy, 5 as in guys"...... Me: Like the burgers?

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

22: Can I borrow some of your clothes? It's emo night at the bar? Me: ........ don't make a mess in my closet.

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Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

@melissajean98.bsky.social www.facebook.com/share/r/17au...

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm a spicy little meatball today.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How will Senate fly now?

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm still choosing the bear.

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Robert Knop @fatherwithtwins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Everyone complains I’m cheap until I pull out a 10% off coupon at dinner

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sometimes I find myself being reasonable and it's like holy shit why am I doing that?

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My phone just said the weather is fair for running, I won't be doing that.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One more minor inconvenience and I'm getting the lobster nativty set out and celebrating Chrsitmas right now.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just want to be able to only eat Just The Lobsters from Trader Joe's for most meals without consequence.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you get your meds from Canada, you need to prepare for a potential shipment disturbance. 🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑🛑

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What do you mean "Surprise Me!" ?!.!?!? What kind of psycho doesn't curate their after burger shake?!?!

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I hate changing phones 😮‍💨

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You've heard of the double yolk, I got a double fortune cookie!

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The celebs are ending themselves at an alarming rate, also, I still don't think Chef Anne did herself in.

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Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In making York Peppermint chocolate chipless cookies.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us

Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1:
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Dear Green Bay Packers, I paid $80 for this sweater, don't embarass me.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And to those who celebrate

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I give to you, dark magic.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If I don't get out of Gina's cars carseat, they'll have to take me. -Shep

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I just think you shouldn't be allowed to come back to Senate embalmed.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well..... the groomer got our girl good

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

20.8 goes back to MI in a few days and I am wrecked.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just had Pringles for the first time since childhood and remembered why, they are for people with self control, not me.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just got my utility bill, take me off this planet.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I need a pumpkin cheesecake.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I stay in shape by always doing things the hard way.

Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Not a chance 60 Minutes.