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Jason McMaster

@mcmaster.bsky.social
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Writer and Consultant for those damned video games Stainless steel provider Let's blade Read Unwinnable: www.unwinnable.com

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SUDA51 @sssuda51.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NEXT FUCKING ADVENTURE.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The picture below of Zuck but he’s saying "I'm doing kegels right now, but they're imperceptible. I call them 'hummingbirds",
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's a headline for you cmarmitage.substack.com/p/big-balls-...
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Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States
Fired at 17 for leaking secrets. Served a cybercrime ring. Named by the Social Security whistleblower. Now the government's model employee.
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
everyone say Thank You, Hog Crank
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lol.
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Cryptoe39 💀 @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hi everyone, Today we said goodbye to Melody, a member of our family for eight years. We are hurting and missing her terribly. I’ve attached a bunch of photos. I would love it if you could share these pics of her in her prime. She came to us from a storm drain and has been loved ever since.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 15/09/2026
people.com/sports/ed-sh...
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Ed Sheeran on Why He Performed at Robert Kraft's Surprise Wedding: 'He's Super Sweet'
Ed Sheeran shares how he ended up performing at Robert Kraft's surprise wedding
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh hell, why not.
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EBN - Electronic Behavior Control System (HD)
YouTube video by EMERGENCY BROADCAST NETWORK (EBN)
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Jez and Super Hans will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Bikini Bottom Super Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Sponge Bob the rock star
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Chumbawamba - Bella Ciao
YouTube video by Poska37
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died
YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can just anyone do a TED talk? I want to do one.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It looks like Joe Biden is about to cause gas and diesel prices to go up again this week.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Keep digging, dipshit
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s band is like “we’ve suffered enough”
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 6 Steam Early Access codes for SHROOM AND GLOOM from @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com. Giveaway ends Sept 14th - 6 PM PT. Early access available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/...
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Blue @bluehonor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Vance has the charisma of stepped-in-dog-shit-and-didn't notice-for-half-the-day
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i used to flip through these at the comic book shop my buddy worked at. seemed much cooler than dungeon dragons
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Straight up proud of Macklemore What a weird year this is
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
fucking lol
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New Microsoft Bob just dropped
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Vintage Story is the business
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 07/09/2026
How would New America be inside America? It’s still Old America. This makes even less sense than the Lake and Gulf of America. The president is a psychotic piece of rapist shit.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. 
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels. 
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. 
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. 
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. 
Elves are terrific. They beget terror. 
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. 
No one ever said elves are nice. 
Elves are bad.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🪧🗣👥️✊️
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
as someone who lives in New Mexico, please God don't do this.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New boot goofin'
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What the actual fuck
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my daughter is watching Hook and it's so magical to re-experience that from a child's perspective: the first time you realize a movie can absolutely suck shit
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So amazing
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Rocky Horror Picture Show - Super Heroes
YouTube video by unity
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Tim Curry and we can't get shitty people to die
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
All of this over Uwe Boll movie rights.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 17/08/2026
A reminder to everyone who's into physical media not to order from yippee ki yay mother video, which was releasing all the albert pyun director's cuts. I canceled my preorders and told them why. See the full post from Roy Damm, who was running their actual production www.facebook.com/groups/11809...
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I wonder what Buffalo Bill was like as a pet owner. Obviously he loved his little dog, but did he take her to the vet?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
54 quotes, 150+ comments and one like, this guy is like the Wilt Chamberlain cheat code in that "can you build a 82-0 basketball team" he's got all the hustle stats
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Werebadger @werebadger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A sloppy Venn diagram I made in 30 seconds 

It too has words

Care Bears (original)
Todd Howard
Dragonfruit
Highlander 2
Birch Society
John Waters
Fourth Wave Ska
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
oh my fucking God
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is upsetting me
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