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Jason McMaster

@mcmaster.bsky.social
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Writer and Consultant for those damned video games Stainless steel provider Let's blade Read Unwinnable: www.unwinnable.com

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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Jez and Super Hans will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'm pulling for Curacao in the world cup because I'm a Dick Advocaat fan. #worldcup #fifa
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It must be an honor to be immortalized on a murderers crotch
Sleepaway Camp poster with unfortunate drawing of a woman over someone with murder weapons crotch.
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Lily isn’t super impressed by me singing “Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way”
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
one Jason assed playlist -
Things Will Fall Apart - Louise Cole
The Man - The Killers
Ween - Things You Already Know
Sail Away (2002 Remaster) - Randy Newman
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Balrog been hit with a few hadoukens, but he don't walk with a limp (he aight)
50 Cent as Balrog in new Street Fighter Movie
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Wait, this is real?!?!?!?!
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Little work in progress from Warhammer Quest -
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’m at adepticon with the Verika’s board game library! Awesome service!!
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Working on the Lion’el Johnson for Golden Demon next month
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I've had to use Facebook recently, after not using it for a really long time, and I came back to some wild-ass shit. Master P makin' em say "GOD," nah nah nah nah
Master P Facebook post where he says "WHERE YOU ARE NOW IS JUST A CHAPTER, NOT THE WHOLE STORY.
KEEP GOING."
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
For the Howard Hesseman and Crispin Glover fans
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Oh wow I hadn’t fucking noticed. Good looking out Obama and Biden
Don't look away, Jason: 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗢𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗕𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗕𝗢𝗧𝗛 𝗶𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽.

Donald Trump is causing 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 harm to our country and pushing our democracy to the brink… 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗢𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 "𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘂𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝘅 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀."

So please, Jason: 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘂𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗢𝗣𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗘 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘀

- DSCC
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Just finished up this dwarf from the new Warhammer Quest Darkwater
Drolf Ironhand from Warhammer Quest: DarkwaterDrolf Ironhand from Warhammer Quest: DarkwaterDrolf Ironhand from Warhammer Quest: Darkwater
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Workin on a dwarf
A partially painted dwarf miniature for warhammer quest dark water
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Well hellllllo
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
What the fuck? Who cares?
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
LOL Barry Biffle. Biffle looks baffled.
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
TT Vance
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
My mom had better password protocol than the Louvre and she was born in 42
An article from People saying "The Louvre's Surveillance System Password Was Reportedly 'Louvre,' Reveals Museum Employees"
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Christian Bale as Michael Burry from the movie The Big Short with Ed Zitron looking on from a side monitor
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I finished up a mini painting project tonight! It's my entry for a competition, and it's timely. It's spooky AF Here's a skeleton for Halloween!
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I think about this way too often and laugh "Captain Carnage attempted to entice Rorschach into hitting him. Rorschach quickly saw through his plan and threw him down an elevator shaft to his death"
Rorschach pushing Captain Carnage down an elevator shaft
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
a totally normal way to climb a ladder
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Devo points at simian antics
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Pictured here, looking for antifa dick/pussy
Curtis Yarvin pictured Curtis Yarvin'ing into the distance.
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Something did, indeed, go wrong.
20 minutes ago — Kirk, the right-wing activist and founder of Turning Point USA, was giving a presentation at Utah Valley University. Something went wrong!
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This demo image is quite bizarre
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
LET ME SEE YOUR RIZZ FACE
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
what the fuck is this
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Knuckleheads
A big black cat and a little orange cat snuggle on a furry blanket
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Oh lol
News story clip from Elias Georgopoulos’ trial against the SFMTA that says "Then, in a bizarre choice of words, Roy reminded the jury that Haywood had called Georgopoulos a “dick.” “Not a dickhead,” said Roy, “The whole shaft.” One juror held back laughter. "
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
a dumbass bored ape in front of bananas on a Rolling Stone cover
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
OH MY GOD
Grok informing a user that a comic picture is a picture of a South African Protest. When Grok is asked if it's OK, Grok replies with information about the South African anti-apartheid song Kill De Boer
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I am dying looking at this
Kevin Roose invites people to read his dumbass article about AI, and "The Coolest Guy" replies with "Absolutely gotta hand it to the haters on this one, you dumb fuck."
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This is my first attempt at the GW ‘Eavy Metal style. It’s ok but I need a lot more practice
Sexy ass Dark Angel
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
James Lindsay brandishes a sword like an idiot
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Jason McMaster @mcmaster.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
@brokentoys.social
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