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Cryptoe39 💀 @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 6h

…and I’m having back pain like the one that landed me in the hospital (not severe enough to be worried about that). I guess I better get new running shoes.

Cryptoe39 💀 @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 9h

✅ work for 3 hr ✅ run 🔳 shower 🔳 do 2 chores on the list 🔳 singing practice Just a lazy Sunday round here

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Cryptoe39 💀 @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 10h

First run of the season. Hopefully will get a few more in before we get down to 45 degrees (about my cold threshold for running).

Cryptoe39 💀 @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 12h

Top 5 A! tells I've seen ad nauseam this week: "rather than" "what began as ... " "real" "actually" "extended beyond" #copyediting

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Cryptoe39 💀 @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 13h

I've got a great pitch for a column. "I've been a copy editor for 20 years. Everything I edit sounds the same these days, and it makes me want to quit my job." Any takers?

Cryptoe39 💀 @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 13h

who is playing football at 10:45 in the morning?

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Cryptoe39 💀 @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 13h

"rather than" appears 20 times in 16 pages #AItell

Cryptoe39 💀 @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 14h

I didn’t write this article… but I wrote this article.

DONT PULL THE GOALIE WHEN YOUR SKATERS CANT HANG ON TO THE PUCK FOR MORE THAN 15 SECONDS. Sheesh.

Dear Tampa Bay, I recommend passing back to Carlson at the point. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Lenny you need to nail that one

Can we please get this tied before having to pull CL. Pls

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Love when a goalie makes a save sitting on his ass

For any HR fans on the fence about real hockey, I humbly submit the following.

Uncle Vinny is growing on me like a particularly virulent mold.

That stretch was much better! Lotsa o zone time

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I feel like there was a missed opportunity to get a sponsorship from Tampax for “Start of the period”

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Reminder, if you want me to see your liveskeets of the game, lmk so I can add you to my list!

Curved Toe Link @curvedtoelink.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hi everyone, I’ve been on the move literally all day, settling in for some good couch potato/Caps hockey time. ❤️❤️

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We beat the champs, they gotta give us their title, that's how it works right?

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Rod Brind’Amour is gonna swallow his own lips, he keeps his mouth that tight.

I have to say I have been super impressed by Jenner tonight. He’s definitely noticeable.

Guess the PP needs a little work too :(

I’d rather win 6-2 than 5-1 anyway

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Well I think I know what we have to work on this season. 6 penalties. Sheesh.

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They will score during this PK, be prepared, don’t panic

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“Caps have five guys on the ice” IDK eating hamburgers while skating seems dangerous

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We were all wrong on the trivia

Wondering if someone whispered to the refs that they need to get the crowd more involved if they want to sell more season tickets

BTW I am experimenting with trying to make a list of Caps people for during games, holler if we’re moots and you’re part of that cohort

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First GET IT OOOT THE ZOON of the season

Guys please don’t start missing the net just when I get home I want to actually watch you this year

Time for my yearly reminder that Aho in Japanese is dumbass

I WAS CLOSE I WAS FUCKIN CLOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #justgothome

Cryptoe39 💀 @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There is nobody named Protas on that list and that seems a shame, just SAYING

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Cryptoe39 💀 @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So anyway Alex Tuch natural hat trick in the 1st and another for Kyrou in the 3rd, right?

Cryptoe39 💀 @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Brent Johnson please take off the Groucho glasses, that mustache does nothing for you. #CapsShitposting