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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 29/01/2026

got my account back so this one is gonna get relegated to a backup 😎

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I've seen one legitimately toxic hidden post for every 50 posts from followers I did not want hidden, and the team's continued silence toward the many voices agreeing does not engender trust that the vibe is getting better or that anyone is paying attention to the helpful feedback of how to grow. 👍

4. People will think a little more before they post

In 2025, Bluesky grew to 41 million people. We've watched in real time what happens when a platform grows rapidly while trying to stay true to its ideals: growth puts pressure on everything. On moderation. On trust. On safety. It's hard, collaborative work to keep "open" from turning into "anything goes."

We've put a lot of work into being able to detect and downrank posts that cross the line into being toxic or spammy. As a result, posts being reported for antisocial behavior are down 79%. We take that as a strong sign the vibe is getting better.

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 29/01/2026

that they want me to just means i’m gonna do it even less now. fuck y’all

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

hello I am launching my very own podcast with @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay where we (mostly casually!) chat about car culture in the decline of the American empire, auto racing, and industry news interspersed with tales of our former auto journo careers. we call it TRAN GIRLISMO

TRAN GIRLISMO: THE REAL PODCAST SIMULATOR (in the style of a certain playstation game)

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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/01/2026

Generals gathered with fat asses. Just like witches with fat asses.

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

listen i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

We’re going to be okay. I promise. Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

I don't actually know much about software dev outside of web stuff... Dropbox is it really necessary to camp out w/ 8 processes, 1 per core, when you're not actually doing anything? Seems a bit excessive. I also hate that Chrome does 1 process per tab IIRC but that at least makes more logical sense

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

we can and should talk about it, but it should be a very short conversation. just a statement really. “we see what you’re fucking doing, cut that shit out before we stick liberty’s torch up your ass”

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

someone is gonna use this as their album cover and they will be right to do so

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

Dear Reader. you’re doing such a good job reading. keep going. sound it out if you have to

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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

i thought some of yall might appreciate this. shared with permission.

a post from blacksky

Link.
@spacelawshitpost.me

Saying trans people shouldn't have access to life saving medical care isn't wishing death on them, it's simply hoping they stop existing. That's why Bluesky doesn't ban transphobes.

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

me: (feeling any sort of physical sensation) i’m die?????

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Ebony Elizabeth Thomas @ebonyteach.blacksky.app · 28/01/2026

Recommitting myself to not sharing images on Bluesky that don't have alt text...and you should too. There are great posts on my Popular With Friends feed by journalists, politicians, pundits, and celebrities that I wish I could share. But I want everyone to be able to read them, not just the abled.

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 28/01/2026

accidentally dipped my onesie butt flap in the toilet fml

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

yes I’m old but this shit legitimately rules

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

i don’t just post for myself. i also post so the lawyers have something to do

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

as much as I like “Heavy Metal Poppy”, also a big fan of the “Poppy has been listening to Nirvana” songs

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

ICE took the Baileys

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

i asked my wife if she’d ever fuck a clown and she just looked at me for a long time

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

i like to crop dust with my replies. say something horrifyingly stupid and wait for it to hit em

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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

shirt that says “this machine kills pasta”

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

btw this is not about any of the accounts I follow, just a dumb joke. everyone I follow is cool as shit

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

listen i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Duo ‘bout to suck this D

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/01/2026

my favorite color herring is red. or is it??

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. tie a note to a brick and throw it through my living room window

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

for some reason I initially clocked this as an ADSL phone line filter

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

been stewing a rant about the bluesky “own your data” shit when they give you a CAR file of stuff, no media included, no instructions on accessing the data inside. thanks cunts. i’ve made progress figuring it out using some third-party tools but I doubt the average non-nerd would find this useful

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shane @mouthfulofcavities.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

this is a fantastic article. libs and cons (same) cling to fptp to win false majorities. i voted liberal in 2015 for the promise of electoral reform. the second time i voted lib was for carney... to avoid pp's agenda. only for carney to implement it. burned both times. never again. #cdnpoli #prorep

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

this is not a laughing matter! that baby jesus is trying to steal your credit card details!!!

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

“Barbara come in here, we better fill this out, we don’t wanna be killed by ICE before the check from Bill Gates arrives”

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

“clung to power despite US opposition” what if I told you, dear centrists and liberals, that what people do by themselves in a foreign country is none of your goddamn business. the entitlement oozing out of that statement is staggering. oh the US didn’t like him? who gives a shit

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

i’m andrew huberman and this is 60 minutes. first, i’d like to mention our sponsor, sigmamax scrotum dewrinkler. when i was in the market for ball balms, i needed one that could handle the gnarliest of wrinkles, yet crafted with ethical goat tears and silver water that is lab tested and certified…

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

lmao

French Communist Party image mocking that inscrutable fascist lone penguin thing. "He goes off on his own, we move forward together"

Parte in this context also can be read as "departs" i.e., dies

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

Why is the vatican in Rome but everyone speaks Latino

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

sometimes I mute people on the sincerely held belief that they don’t deserve to show up in my notifications

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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

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𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊 @jimmymakepeace.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Another Guy To Character Select.

Hmmmn, another difficult one to describe, this i another illustration of a weird little guy for my animation. An orb like body with stumpy legs, arms in the usual space, one ends in a sort of mitten, one ends in a mace. For a head there's just a flaccid tube.

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