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mayonnaise boy (backup)

@mayoboy.myatproto.social

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he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl #art #gamedev #godot

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

epic handshake meme, two impressively muscled arms grasping in the center. the left arm is labelled “democrats” and the right arm is labelled “republicans”. the two hand clasped in the middle are labelled “hating Ted Cruz”

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

Big Hero 6 lmaoooo

Your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 27/01/2026

fwiw it wasn’t super obvious how to find their ACTUAL CGs and not just (unlinked) allusions to it. It’s not in the menu, it’s not on the support site AFAIK. On the main site if you scroll down to the footer and click “Rules”

UpScrolled
What's Not Allowed
• Violence: Threats, glorification of harm, or support for terrorist/violent groups.
• Child Exploitation: Any child sexual abuse material or grooming (zero tolerance).
• Harassment & Hate: Bullying, targeted abuse, or attacks based on race, religion, gender, sexuality, disability, or similar traits.
• Suicide & Self-Harm: Promotion or encouragement of suicide, eating disorders, or unsafe stunts.
• Sexual & Adult Content: Full nudity, sexually explicit material, or sexualized depictions of minors.
• Privacy Violations: Posting private details (addresses, IDs, financial or health data)
without permission.
• Deception & Spam: Impersonation, scams, bots, or coordinated manipulation.
• Illegal Use: Using UpScrolled to promote crime or restricted goods/services.

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 27/01/2026

lol. I ain't even mad p.s. fuck you aaron

Rude
Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose.
Source: @moderation.bsky.app
(barely visible in the background)
backup account now
fuck you aaron

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 27/01/2026

beige version :3

beige IBM Aptiva set. a little different from the black version but the tower is basically the same design

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 27/01/2026

look at this beaut

IBM Aptiva. All the parts are in matching black. the tower is all geometric and cool looking. the CRT monitor has mounted speakers and a stand/dock thingy that includes the floppy and CD-ROM drive, WHICH ARE NOT IN THE TOWER!!!! The keyboard and mouse also match. I actually don’t remember what the thing on the right is. subwoofer maybe?

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 26/01/2026

Bradley Cooper in his cameo as Marlamin the halfling in Dungeons and Dragons. he’s smiling and sitting in a normal sized chair and looks absolutely tiny

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 26/01/2026

my personal favourite clickhole bit is this one:

“If spiders were the size of cats, would they be less scary or more scary? On the one hand, they wouldn’t get into your house as easily. But on the other hand, once they’re in there, ohhhhhh boy. Oh boy.”

—Channing Tatum
On spiders

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 26/01/2026

😤😤😤

SHITPOSTING
IS NOT A CRIME

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 26/01/2026

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS was the goddamn post that got my account PERMANENTLY suspended. what are we fucking doing here

Hi there,
Thanks for reaching out.
Here is the post that resulted in your suspension for violating our Community Guidelines related to
Respectful Discourse.

[redacted to prevent this account from being flagged as well for simply discussing it]

To help prevent this from happening again, please make sure your account activity complies with our guidelines.

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 26/01/2026

President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.

"I'm probably going to be dead by then," he said.

I used the Papyrus font so it's obvious I edited this and I'm not trying to push a legitimate misinformation, you fuckaas.

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 25/01/2026

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 25/01/2026

can you please point out where the “progress” is in this image

75 Democrats who voted to "express gratitude" to
ICE in 2025.
Alma Adams (NC-12)
Sarah Elfreth (MD-03)
Greg Landsman (OH-01)
Joe Neguse (CO-02)
Greg Stanton (AZ-04)
Jake Auchincloss (MA-04)
Lois Frankel (FL-22)
Susie Lee (NV-03)
Frank Pallone (NJ-06)
Haley Stevens (MI-11)
Joyce Beatty (OH-03)
Laura Gillen (NY-04)
Stephen Lynch (MA-08)
Jimmy Panetta (CA-19)
Suhas Subramanyam (VA-10)
Wesley Bell (MO-01)
Jared Golden (ME-02)
Seth Magaziner (RI-02)
Chris Pappas (NH-01)
Tom Suozzi (NY-03)
Sanford Bishop (GA-02)
Vicente Gonzalez (TX-34)
John Mannion (NY-22)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA-03)
Eric Swalwell (CA-14)
Shontel Brown (OH-11)
Maggie Goodlander (NH-02)
Lucy McBath (GA-06)
Brittany Pettersen (CO-07)
Emilia Sykes (OH-13)
Nikki Budzinski (IL-13)
Adam Gray (CA-13)
April McClain Delaney (MD-06)
Josh Riley (NY-19)
Shri Thanedar (MI-13)
Janelle Bynum (OR-05)
Josh Harder (CA-09)
Kristen McDonald Rivet (MI-08)
Raul Ruiz (CA-25)
Norma Torres (CA-35)
Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (FL-20)
Jahana Hayes (CT-05)
Grace Meng (NY-06)
Pat Ryan (NY-18)
Ritchie Torres (NY-15)
Steve Cohen (TN-09)
Steven Horsford (NV-04)
David Min (CA-47)
Brad Schneider (IL-10)
Derek Tran (CA-45)
Joe Courtney (CT-02)
Steny Hoyer (MD-05)
Joe Morelle (NY-25)
Kim Schrier (WA-10)
Gabe Vasquez (NM-02)
Angie Craig (MN-02)
Marcy Kaptur (OH-09)
Jared Moskowitz (FL-23)
David Scott (GA-13)
Eugene Vindman (VA-07)
Henry Cuellar (TX-28)
Bill Keating (MA-09)
Seth Moulton (MA-06)
Terri Sewell (AL-07)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (FL-25)
Sharice Davids (KS-03)
Tim Kennedy (NY-26)
Frank Mrvan (IN-01)
Eric Sorensen (IL-17)
George Whitesides (CA-27)
Don Davis (NC-01)
Raj Krishnamoorthi (IL-08)
Richard Neal (MA-01)
Darren Soto (FL-09)
Frederica Wilson (FL-24)

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 23/01/2026

meirl

a 16:9 cover image for the 90s movie Braveheart, photoshopped so instead of Mel Gibson it's my PFP and instead of a sword I'm holding a jar of spongebob mayo over my head (valiantly)

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 23/01/2026

cover image for the movie Outbreak (1995) starring Dustin Hoffman, Morgan Freeman, Renee Russo, and some monkey