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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 29/01/2026

got my account back so this one is gonna get relegated to a backup 😎

mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 29/01/2026

yeah but reports are down so Aaron doesn’t have to do as much work. and that makes it all worth it 💛 p.s. fuck you aaron

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 29/01/2026

SO much piss. gallons and gallons of the stuff

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I've seen one legitimately toxic hidden post for every 50 posts from followers I did not want hidden, and the team's continued silence toward the many voices agreeing does not engender trust that the vibe is getting better or that anyone is paying attention to the helpful feedback of how to grow. 👍

4. People will think a little more before they post

In 2025, Bluesky grew to 41 million people. We've watched in real time what happens when a platform grows rapidly while trying to stay true to its ideals: growth puts pressure on everything. On moderation. On trust. On safety. It's hard, collaborative work to keep "open" from turning into "anything goes."

We've put a lot of work into being able to detect and downrank posts that cross the line into being toxic or spammy. As a result, posts being reported for antisocial behavior are down 79%. We take that as a strong sign the vibe is getting better.

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 29/01/2026

dont make fun, its not his fault his father was the 90s/2000s rock band Hole

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 29/01/2026

that they want me to just means i’m gonna do it even less now. fuck y’all

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 29/01/2026

*Charlie Brown trombone noises* oh Jay and Aaron are verbally jerking off again

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 29/01/2026

one is clearly an important work that had an outsized impact on who you are as a person, so....

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

hello I am launching my very own podcast with @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay where we (mostly casually!) chat about car culture in the decline of the American empire, auto racing, and industry news interspersed with tales of our former auto journo careers. we call it TRAN GIRLISMO

TRAN GIRLISMO: THE REAL PODCAST SIMULATOR (in the style of a certain playstation game)

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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/01/2026

Generals gathered with fat asses. Just like witches with fat asses.

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

listen i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

We’re going to be okay. I promise. Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

man these Star Wars characters are getting out of hand

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

ahh I see, for your non-Euclidean dining room

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

people like that are weird we *do* have municipal trash service in my town but my neighbours don't use it. they just pile bags in their driveway and haul it away every month or two. fucking bizarre

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

no the mayonnaise is just a protective layer

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

(this is all work stuff btw... yuck. I don't use either of these things on my personal machines)

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

it's true, you gotta believe me mammon!!!!

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

I don't actually know much about software dev outside of web stuff... Dropbox is it really necessary to camp out w/ 8 processes, 1 per core, when you're not actually doing anything? Seems a bit excessive. I also hate that Chrome does 1 process per tab IIRC but that at least makes more logical sense

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

I feel like it's a bit rude to point out but she kinda looks like she's smelling shit the whole time. does she live on a farm? lol

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

ok that was preeeettttty great. Kasha B's verse in particular was fuckin awesome

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

"oh you think a bone is funny?:?? huh!!! what about when I break it. what then. jackasses"

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

"just fuckin take the poster and print it on the side, who cares" ass merch

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

can’t wait until you finally IPO your fridge

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mayonnaise boy (backup) @mayoboy.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026

we can and should talk about it, but it should be a very short conversation. just a statement really. “we see what you’re fucking doing, cut that shit out before we stick liberty’s torch up your ass”

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