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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

dog develops telekinesis after tap water starts running pink

painting of a shih tzu dog in a pink room using telekinetic powers to levitate a vase of flowers

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 12/03/2026

Some Tech CEO every day: "You don't get to own things now. I own your refrigerator. If you say mean things about me I will turn off your fridge and spoil all your dairy and eggs and meat. If you don't like it you go to jail." People in my mentions: "Lmao are you REALLY a luddite? smh"

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

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JJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I sensed the energy I was to see in the film.

Movieline, June 1998

VIRGINIA CAMPBELL: How had you managed to see Ace Ventura?

PETER WEIR: I'd seen a poster in the video store, and I liked the look of the guy in it. I sensed the energy I was to see in the film.

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/03/2026

my problem with these takes, is it's like imagine if you were being attacked by a tiger at the zoo, and the zookeeper was over there kinda halfheartedly going "hey. come on now. get off him" and you went HEY WHAT THE FUCK! and the zookeeper went "uh don't oyu think you should be angry at the tiger?"

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

“Be kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. “At a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/01/2026

It's a neat trick to say "get beyond the argument" when implicitly you mean "by accepting my position"

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 23/12/2025

My hands are more splinter than skin at this point, I hate the over-whittlization of Christmas

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 27/11/2025

American Movie is my reset button whenever I feel I don't have any drive or passion anymore, Mark Borchardt's singular ambition despite everything (including common sense) telling him to stop is infectious and never fails to set me back on track. Takes place on thanksgiving too so points for that

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Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 21/11/2025

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

And that's what these guys are, these guys that marched in Charlottesville, these are the people who are aware of the unspoken premise of this sort of zombie neoliberalism that we're living in, which is that we're coming to a point where there's gonna be ecological catastrophe, and that it's gonna require either massive redistribution of the ill-gotten gains of the first world, or genocide.
And these are the first people who have basically said, "Well if that's the choice, then I choose genocide",
", and they're getting everyone else
ready, intellectually and emotionally, for why that's gonna be okay when it happens, why they're not really people. When we're putting all this money into more fucking walls and drones and bombs and guns to keep them away, so that we can watch them die with clear consciences, it's because we've been loaded with the ideology that these guys are now starting to express publicly.

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 05/10/2025

Got caught kissin a bunch of corpses but I was just testing the lips for my Frankenstein

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 07/09/2025

I quit going to a grocery store because I bought hot bar chicken too many times and invented them calling me The Chicken Man inside my head

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

do US liberals go into hibernation during democrat administrations or something. the ferguson protests happened under obama & last year under biden we saw police attacking student gaza protestors all the time

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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

virtually all stereotypes of LGBTQIA+ people reduce us to the status of "sexual beings" (rather than seeing us as whole people). this video explains why & how:

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

ok but imagine Jackie Chan fighting all the members of the polycule in and around this thing

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

lol why would they admit what time the change was made. who the fuck else is up at 3 am crying about white genocide in south africa

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

anything that at any point you loved but then became too cool for, know that someday you will turn back to that thing and say "oh. no. you were fine, you were more than fine. it is I who was cringe"

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 16/05/2025

I first watched Charley Varrick off your recommendation on twitter years ago, had just revisited it a couple weeks ago. Gutted, he was so dang good

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 14/05/2025

I forgot about bluesky again but I was pulled back by the sheer force of a The Swimmer reference

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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I knew lowtax. I worked with lowtax. And you sir are definitely lowtax

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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

AOC and Bernie in front of the rally crowd in Denver

Zoomed out crowd shot of 34,000 people in downtown Denver with Colorado mountains in the background

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 21/03/2025

Defaulted on my burger loan and they repossessed my turds :(

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 21/03/2025

Tech vest? Merrells? Quarter zip? Can't vote

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 21/03/2025

I believe in fashion-based voters suppression. If you're in your 20s and your mom still buys all your clothes you can't vote. If you primarily wear hoodies you got from an oil company you can't vote. If you wear those jeans that make it look like your ass is melting you can't vote

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 19/03/2025

Life is like a box of chocolates: every time you buy one someone else steals all the good ones and pokes their fingers in the rest to check if it's caramel or whatever so you can't even enjoy all the shitty ones

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 13/03/2025

I got a new bike, then I fell off my bike And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 12/03/2025

1.) I'm a huge fucking loser who eats human shit for fun (I do not like the taste but enjoy the activity)

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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

It is truly fucking wild how the introductory thesis of this argument is, "As we all know, men will find any loophole they can to be sex criminals and degenerates. My primary source on this is me, a degenerate."

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/03/2025

it's always obvious who views politics as a game they're trying to win when they equate the people who are actively dismantling the welfare state with a chainsaw to the people who want everyone to have healthcare and food

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The Bopper of Regular Size @analgender.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Nic Cage is right: "Robots cannot reflect the human condition for us. That is a dead end. If an actor lets one AI robot manipulate his or her performance even a little bit, an inch will eventually become a mile and all integrity, purity and truth of art will be replaced by financial interests only.”

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/02/2025

The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds

An online review of a local clown says: “Not what I had hoped for
Disappointed. We agreed he would bring balloons for $20.
He showed up with 3 or 4 saying one got away from him.
Spent time playing a video game. Walked on the bowling alley - and fell down (needed to have the bowling alley shoes). Clothing seemed unkept. Clown face makeup was
scant.”

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Former Enthusiast @mattypeeps.com · 27/02/2025

If I was the new head of LucasFilm, I would simply fuck up and get fired and receive a severance package large enough to retire off of 20 times for some reason. Sorry about your media tho!

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Travis Woods @aheartofgould.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I am thinking once again about how in October 1984 CRIMES OF PASSION and BODY DOUBLE were released within a week of one another. This is what we had. We were once a nation of perverts.

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