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Matt Waler @mattwaler.com · 27/03/2025

My favorite new bit is telling my fiancé “I kiss him on the mouth” every time our dog does something disgusting.

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Hoyt @jphoyt.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Text STOP to opt out of Houthi air strikes. Standard text messaging rates may apply.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/03/2025

i’m losing it

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 25/03/2025

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks

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Music Box Magazine @musicboxonline.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Measles was declared eliminated from the United States in 2000 by the World Health Organization due to the success of vaccination efforts. It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

daredevil is so anti-cop it's so great lmao

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado. 11,000 people showed up. Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 21/03/2025

The United States of America is the only major country on earth that does not guarantee health care as a human right. The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy. We must end that international embarrassment. Yes. We need Medicare for All.

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Laura Bassett @handle.invalid · 20/03/2025

Roses are red Violets are blue

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

I don’t know who decided coffee should come in ‘small’ sizes, but I hope they step on a Lego every day for the rest of their life

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am. #IncompetentKrasnov

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Aaron Bushnell @aaronmbushnell.com · 10/03/2025

Every post now: "I vibe coded this in 1 hour using OpenFart v2. Looking forward to trying this out in Buttski Alpha 0"

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Good SquidDance Macabre @squidfromspace.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?

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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

unfortunately true 👇

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Carrie Rose @rosarita2.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

"Elbows up!" Canadians. 🇨🇦❤️

Mug that says, "The world needs more Canada."

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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

2 day change -1,400 (always a tweet)

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Matt Waler @mattwaler.com · 04/03/2025

Finally beat Chronos in #Hades2. Nobody beats Matt Waler 36 times in a row… 😂

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Adam Zyglis @adamzyglis.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Democracy dies in primer… #bezos

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Alan Lester @alanlester.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Sunday Times.

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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

i work on the severed floor of the combination pizza hut and taco bell

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮 #SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

i like how the prank of rickrolling was just making somebody listen to a popular and generally well liked song. like, haha, made you listen to one of the 80’s best pop hits, you loser

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

If you watch “Jaws” backwards, it is a heart-warming story about a shark giving out limbs to the disabled.

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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

McKenzie Bezos do you like alternative rock

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

WWJD? He'd smite them.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 22/02/2025

i love mobile game ads. i watch every one in its entirety. i will never download any of them but they have spent $500,000 on me specifically

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/02/2025

weird, they get mad at you? usually when i tell jokes people laugh. skill issue i guess

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Dan Hipp @danhipp.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Super Gamma Bros.

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Aaron Bushnell @aaronmbushnell.com · 18/02/2025

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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 18/02/2025

In 2019, RFK Jr visited Samoa to spread anti-vax lies, spurring a measles outbreak that led to the deaths of 83 people - mostly children. We can’t let that tragedy repeat in Texas. The MMR vaccine is 97% effective at preventing measles. Let’s stop the spread. www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-m...

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Measles outbreak in Texas rises to at least 58 cases — the state's worst in over 30 years

A measles outbreak in Texas has led to 58 confirmed cases, making it the state's worst in over 30 years — and local health officials say additional cases are likely to occur.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/02/2025

white nationalist men are too emotional to be in charge

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PKMN Trainer PK! @poetickadence.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I’m tired of people sayin Drake can’t rap… He can’t sing either

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