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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

brutal stuff

twitch chat message from cb_longneck: hi tom! a few months ago my housemate and i saw you bite the end off a cucumber outside the the supermarket near our house. gave us both a chuckle. hope all is well

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ohhh Jon Bois cooked with his pronunciation of Refugio

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

why are you, as a man, wearing a Dallas cowboys jersey to the San Antonio Spurs open scrimmage

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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

lmao Ritchie Torres truly has nothing between the ears. His handlers forgot to tell him he’s supposed to think rent control is bad

Book text from Samuel Stein’s “A Right to Housing”:
At another press conference on voucher universalization I remember attending during that time, a reporter asked Congressman Torres whether landlords would raise the rents on voucher-olding tenants since they knew the government would be forced to pick up the tab. "No," Torres responded, seemingly baffled by the proposition.
"They can't do that under rent stabilization." From Torres's district's perspective this made perfect sense. Nearly all the tenants using Section 8 vouchers were doing so in buildings subject to rent stabilization or some other regulatory frame-work. But across the country-even across the city—this is not necessarily the norm. When asked in a follow-up if he supported national rent control, Torres's nonchalant one-word answer was: "Sure!"

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

punch up suggestion: “Popular pickled peppers pulled post patron purchased pest-poisoned package”

Headline:
Popular pickled peppers recalled after patron purchased pest-infested jar

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

sometimes you play a perfect season and deserve to go far in the playoffs but you just have two bad games and you’re out quick. Its bad luck, it happens, like to the Astros this year

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think “how responsible was Jalen Brunson for the Knicks winning the Finals?” is my ball-knower litmus test for the foreseeable future. For me I’d probably put him at like 6th or 7th on the list of reasons they won

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

classic Sark win that is on paper impressive and important for the season but leaves me less confident than if we had lost in a normal way

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Simmons deserves to be allowed to pretend to pee whenever he wants

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(to the mom pushing her kid on the swing next to me) ma’am your child looks like Beans. From Even Stevens? Remember him? Your child recalls me of Beans. You have a Beansomorphic child

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

amazing argument from the Express News letters to the editor page

“First, he states that the impending shortfall of Social Security can be easily dealt with by simply raising the tax on the wealthy, everyone's favorite target. If it's so easy, why hasn't Congress done it?”

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

sitting at the bus stop I just watched a Waymo do a totally pointless loop around a vacant lot and then keep driving the way it was going before

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

they’re calling these “the least sympathetic examples of all time”

Excerpt from LRB article:

In culture, red lines were drawn and broken. Many verdicts still blow in the wind. Was Thomas Mann right to treat German writers who didn't emigrate as collab-orators? Veit Harlan, who made the antisemitic film Jud Süss for Goebbels, was clearly beyond the pale. But what about Wilhelm Furtwängler, who disliked the Nazis but in 1942 conducted the Berlin Philharmonic in Beethoven's Ninth for Hitler's birthday - and at the end shook Goebbels's hand? Or Marlene Dietrich, who refused Goebbels's bribes to return to Germany in 1937 and only came back to Berlin in 1945 with the American armies (for which Berliners never forgave her)? Or Heinrich George, the heavyweight hero of several Goebbels-sponsored movies including Jud Süss and Kolberg - the colossally expensive death-wish epic of patriotic sacrifice made as the Reich was crumbling into final de-feat? In those terrible weeks, as the Nazis grabbed every German man for almost certain death at the front, many enlisted with the movie crews at the Babelsberg studios, which desperately kept their cameras running even when there was no film left in the can.
Buruma is perceptive about the choices faced by high-placed resisters, many of

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whom had homes and families in Berlin.
They saw that Hitlerism was evil - even Satanic - and had to be destroyed. But these were men and women who loved their country. How could they work for the enemy's victory? Anyway, some of the July plotters shared the patriotic grievances that had helped Hitler to power; they resented the Treaty of Versailles and some of them - Adam von Trott, for instance - thought that German influence over Bohemia and Moravia was historically just-ified.

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

San Antonio: ICE has been all over the West Side, Culebra-Zarzamora to Fredericksburg area lately. Was just around Woodlawn earlier tonight

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

what does Ryan Lewis think about all this

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

pretty confused by this being on the national APA jobs board

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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

wives love it when the water coming from the faucet is the temperature of lava

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I have made the difficult decision to no longer watch football in my household, so as not to encourage my children to play this terrible bloodsport or whatever

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

let’s get Kalen DeBoer after bama fires him, he’s at least bringing something new to the table. I’m tired of watching sarkball

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sark is objectively a good coach but so much weird shit like that happens to his teams that I think it’s only explained by what I’ve always said about him since he came to UT: he just doesn’t have the juice. That shit only happens regularly to juiceless teams

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

doctors tell us we shouldn’t pop anything and it’s ridiculous. They should get together and agree on one to let us do

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

if you own a car it’s so fucked up to take public transportation — get your privileged ass out of the way and leave space for the people who need it

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

remember cupcake food trucks. remember grown adults lining up around the block to pay $5-6 for cupcakes. we’re never going back to that economy

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2026

i want to apologize again to everyone who may have heeded my advice, did not get wrongfully terminated from their job, and as such did not score a once in a lifetime lawsuit payout. i will spend the day in reflection be better in the future about not discouraging my followers from getting that bag

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

check out Facebook dot com if you want to get happy birthday wishes from high school acquaintances you thought were dead

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I can normally get past Taskmaster’s overall Britishness because I go in blind on most contestants and the ones I do know about prior I generally am positive on — this new series is a challenge to me because 2 of the 5 are Known Assholes

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

have you ever watched one of the nature documentaries that Obama narrates? He’s fucking dogshit at it

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

god you have to drive through so much Houston to get to Houston

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

every job I apply to says it’s a “drug-free workplace” how about someone point me to the drug-filled workplaces!!!

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

the Clippers are Adam Silver’s Omelas child but if the omelas child deserved it

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

thinking about the totality of everything the Clippers lost, between the initial trade and this penalty, for a total of one WCF appearance during the Kawhi era

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phylan @phylan.website · 02/09/2026

good thinking to double check — that demonstrates skepticism, not recklessness. But no, that mushroom was *safe to eat*. The tremors you and vertigo you are experiencing are perfectly natural — the incomparable rush of being in the great outdoors. Elation, not edema. Atavism, not atrial fibrillation

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Wibbly Pigbaby @glurpo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026