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Matt Nesloney

@mattnesloney.bsky.social
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🥚🥚, Tuve-lover, Average Son Heung-min Enjoyer, 🐦, and former mediocre baseball writer for GBH | φφκα

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polqat @polq.at · 06/10/2026
In this toxic, polarised, post-truth world, if there ever was a God who appeared on earth in human form who preached love and called out all the lies, they would probably be branded antisemitic, whipped and beaten, nailed up so all could see, and then left to die... but people would never believe it
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Matt Nesloney @mattnesloney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this explains Diesel’s terrible start against CHW. His head is just not there today 😕
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Matt Nesloney @mattnesloney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Smearing YOU is not the same as smearing “the troops,” you fucking nimrod
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Houston Ass Hoes
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hell yeah brother
TexAgs post by infinity ag titled “why not fire our coaches and use AI?”
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Breathin' Orange Fire @orangefire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At a moment like this, we really should acknowledge the efforts of the other teams in the AL West. We really couldn't have done it without you.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your American League Worst Champion Houston Astros
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pete (goblin time) @ptmoria.com · 27/09/2026
God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the Houston Astros
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Dustin Nguyen @allweareis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rangers, mariners, a's, angels... do the honorable thing
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
astros winning the AL West
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
ALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
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Matt Nesloney @mattnesloney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nathan Eovaldi screaming about your 2026 AL West Champion Houston Astros, probably
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YOUR AMERICAN LEAGUE WEST CHAMPION HOUSTON ASTROS
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Houston Astros 2026 AL West Champions
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Matt Nesloney @mattnesloney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lmao this terrible, wonderful, infuriating team really did it
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Matt Nesloney @mattnesloney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuckin losers
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love good data visualizations
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Stanandthat @stanandthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(chef's kiss)
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
azeez al-shaair, good guy.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It seems like it should be a much bigger deal that Trump just completely fabricated a “deal” that he supposedly brokered between Putin and Zelenskyy to stop bombing energy infrastructure when both Russia and Ukraine denied it and never stopped bombing.
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Chuck @defnotchuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
honestly if he did not want to be killed he should simply have not fucking been there
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Matt Nesloney @mattnesloney.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seriously fuck everything
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anthropic employees: NEXT-GEN AI COULD WIPE OUT HUMANITY WITH A SUPERVIRUS! Normies: that seems like a big leap. How would this AI disseminate such a virus in the real world? Anthropic employees: oh, through the wet labs we built and hooked it up to, of course. Normies: …😬😤
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Matt Nesloney @mattnesloney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The cool thing about being a spurs fan in the US is that the only people who care are on this dumb little rectangle that I spend a large amount of time staring at
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Matt Nesloney @mattnesloney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Controles Const;tutont”
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Only one school is grotesque enough to overcome (gain power from???) the curse of Ted Cruz.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So I have a World Suicide Prevention Day thought that I want to share, even though its probably going to be a little cringe. But lemme just blurt the whole thing out and if its stupid I could always delete it later
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ms. Rachel cooking you and then telling everyone to clap because you tried hard
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
we went so long without me having to post it
Mike Primavera @primawesome

My neighbor told me the Astros keep eating his pitching staff how many pitchers he has and he said he just goes to the minors a new pitcher afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding pitchers to Joe Espada and then his daughter started crying.
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Matt Nesloney @mattnesloney.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nice
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
fuck around with some early aughts pop-punk or emo and learn the same lesson, MCR will have you gasping for air
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Matt Nesloney @mattnesloney.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What’s the secret to actually getting the overly-persistent kids out soliciting their bullshit fiber internet or window replacements or pest control services to listen when I say “no, thank you”?
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Kazzie Charbonneau @kazziebot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#COYS #thfc
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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CM @becauseimapotato.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My coworker's husband decided that the term "fur baby" necessitated the inverse and started to refer to their son as his "skin dog" and I have never been so amused and so unsettled at the same time.
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Matt Nesloney @mattnesloney.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I always end up getting even when the ol’ dopamine deficiency zaps my ability to complete thoughts because I forgot what I was going to say
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/08/2026
It's me, a Telegraph columnist, taking a break screaming bloody murder about fairness in the women's sports I wouldn't be caught dead watching to wax lyrical about academic integrity in sociology, a field I consider to be fake, at institutions I consider to be communist indoctrination centers.
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Please don’t take childhood vaccination advice from a man who suggested injecting bleach might be a promising treatment for COVID.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
BREAKING: A brand new “Christian men’s gym” in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have “lust-free workouts” lasted just 6 days before three men were caught “violating Leviticus in the locker room.”
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Dustin Nguyen @allweareis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the dodgers really like going to see donald trump, i guess
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joes-spot.bsky.social @joes-spot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/07/2026
“how do you defend bernie sanders’ latest comments on graham platner?” my brother there is simply no need. bernie’s wrong about this one. a politician is a tool, not a god
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
the tl;dr of Trump roomba theory is that Trump has a selected set of brainworms that his brain prioritizes until he hits a roadblock, at which point his staffers and his brain go off in another direction
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