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Matt McClure

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The indignities truly never cease ✶ OCC ✶ U ✶ PIED ✶

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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 36m
Just bring back the Alex English Pride Flag Skyline full time you cowards.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 1h
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Thursday - Autobiography Of A Nation (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by Thursday
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The Onion @theonion.com · 1h
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 2h
/Peaches Sorkin on my titties like you wanted me, callin me all the time
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 2h
Have yall seen the latest atrocity in the news today? No, not that one. No, the other one. No not that one either.
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com · 2h
I keep forgetting Ringer is Spotify, sports brought to you by ripping off musicians
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 2h
Sorkin himself off, amirite?
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 12h
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13h
KING SOLOMON: [looking at two crying mothers] gay son….or thot daughter?
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 13h
Never forget
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Brad Richards responds to Sestito's weak trash talk
YouTube video by admitri27x
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Point Break (1991) @pointbreak1991.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back off, Warchild…Seriously.
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
we straight up just sayin shit now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 16h
With its headlights pointing in two different directions.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 17h
As opposed to the Hawks where it's like walking in on a coach you know what I'm going to stop.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 17h
Rock and Roll baby. This is what' it's all about.
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 20h
youtu.be/aBam72eYsAg?...
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Robin Hood Men In Tights - Used To Be Shithouse
YouTube video by Atthe Movies
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21h
Very important Star Trek image
Shatner 
The world of homosexuality I'm not that
familiar with. Are you?

Spiner (Data tha robot)
To a degree…
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 22h
I hate the goddamn mod gospel version of Higher Love. Give me Winwood or give me death.
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Ryan ⚾️🌪️ @5dogwooddrive.bsky.social · 22h
upper text: Kid saved the entire human race by instinctually lying to a cop.
image: Danny Cooksey in T2 telling T-1000 "Nah, I don't know him," when showed an image of John Connor.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 22h
In honor of dead Coachhhhhhhhh I am Resigned To The Fate.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 23h
He's boring and an asshole but he puts a floor in and probably would tell Kyle shit he didn't want to hear. Kyle only surrounds himself with fellow losers and con men.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 23h
Let the record show that Blashill is a verifiable moron. This is how he played in Detroit that got him fired, and why he literally had to beg for this job and agree to keep useless Kyle puppet Ders on.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 23h
Gotta fire Kyle too at that point. He doesn't get to make ANOTHER hire. This is his roster full of dog shit loser vets and completely undeveloped children.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 23h
They're another week of this shit away from the season already being over, if it's not already. And even when he comes back there's no garauntee of what he's going to be and the rest of the roster still sucks ass.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Point Break (1991) @pointbreak1991.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This Calvin and Hobbes is funny.
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Point Break (1991) @pointbreak1991.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Utah? Get me two.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not soon enough
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is the unholy offspring of the one time the Noid and 7up Spot fucked.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What an account @theniceguys2016.bsky.social
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The A on Zeev Buium's jersey is for Apartheid.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit
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‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Assuring viewers that all the characters on the Apple TV show still loved them very much, Ted Lasso producers released a statement Wednesday warning fans that the show was going “bye...
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Derek Plante has a son named ZAM. Life with no parole.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Chat Pile's dad
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As always, Fuck Andy Reid
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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10 Hours of Jingling Keys
YouTube video by MyAbridged
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026
Ya fuckin blew this one fellas
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tulum???
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🎵 this miller lite of mine 🎵
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/10/2026
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait til they meet the fathers!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@normal_now

How Couples Argue Today:

Wife: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal World

Husband: wow its almost like those are my dipping mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches????????? but ok go off
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(solemnly) Coachhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/10/2026
i love to enter my "portal verification code" but instead of anything futuristic in there it's just a bill
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gotta say his name like Ozzie.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He'd better practice his dirty looks in the mirror, that's for sure.
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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He might have to stop saying "I love cops"
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