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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)

@mrnos.bsky.social
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Feeling less human. Has 9 toes and a T1D. He/Him/They/Them. 38 and Surrounded By CORN. Pan. Discord: _mrstormy

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19m
Garrett Crochet’s cousin is Garrett Knitting
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1h
another incredible Murakami champagne celebration interview (via CHSN White Sox)
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 4h
Hoping Burke can go out and DESTROY the Astros. But also hope Burke gets a hobby in the offseason
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 5h
A BENNY 2 RBI SINGLE ON 2ND ON AN ERROR
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 6h
"Congratulations not aging." CJ saying what @chaoskat.bsky.social is thinking
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 7h
Ronald Acuña Jr seems pretty good. I wonder if he has a more successful brother playing in the Majors...
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 7h
What the hell am I supposed to drink for breakfast?
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 11h
East Dundee has far greater problems if all they have is an Oktoberfest and NOT a Scotchtoberfest
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 12h
On September 30, 1993, TV show 'The Simpsons' aired episode "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 12h
Certain guys just got there first and calcified their position while doing the bare minimum because they were already there
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 12h
I hope Bennett at least plays the Sousaphone today
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 12h
If any indicators exist for suggesting the Center for Intellectual Freedom is COOKED...
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Jeff "First Place Enjoyer" Krisko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 21h
Chris Burke's "this is my life. No family, no girl, no kids. This js all I do." It's edited to attribute it to "a guy already down $1500 on NFL bets and DFS this season"
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Velodus✨ @velodus.bsky.social · 21h
This is an instant classic quote graphic
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
peak 1990's male sexuality
burt reynolds, charles durning, michael jeter naked in the woods on a dirt road with nothing but branches to cover their fronts on evening shade
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 23h
* Berman voice * LUIS SAN JUAN CAMPUSANO
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Dave Melton @davemelton.bsky.social · 23h
Caleb Williams returns from injury?
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 23h
Is Matthew Boyd COOKED? The debate rages on into the night...the debate about what toppings to get on the pizza
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 23h
Everyone is learning why Matthew Boyd got the start and it's because he can do what Jon Lester never could....
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 23h
* Berman voice * LUIS SAN JUAN CAMPUSANO
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You could serve that ball on a platter and I don't know that Machado would hit it that far. Boyd is COOKED
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A BAD idea to let Manny Machado hit a home run. But what do I know!? I'm just a dingus
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bad strategy to let Tatis hit a HR imo
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait...why did Bregman bat 2nd!?
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This does feel like the kind of movie Siskel would hate and Ebert would love
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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc.
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
robert e lee on april 9, 1865 at the appomattox courthouse
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ron Swanson stars in the Rod Beck Story
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CUE THE FIREWORKS!
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Randal Grichuk's OPS is now 10.000 against LHPs
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AND THE GRANT TAYLOR DANCERS
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The human resources meme where the suave guy up top says "Tampa Bay Rays use an opener," and the woman says "Aww, you're sweet." In the bottom frame, a less suave man says, "Chicago White Sox do a bullpen game literally one time" and the woman calls human resources.
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once upon a time, E! used to show quality television programming like E! True Hollywood Story and Mysteries & Scandals, and Talk Soup.
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Many are saying Colson Montgomery is back
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only one if these teams has The Will To Win
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some say he hits home runs...others say he strikes out a lot... I say he can and should do BOTH
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
COLSON MONTGOMERY
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aaaaaaaaa
kushblazer666

Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa.[7] The first scientific report

somethingusefulfromflorida

I'd call it that too if it happened to me
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa...
White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CHRISTIAN WALKER...TEXAS RANGER
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see nothing wrong with the tie tbh
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 29/09/2026
They had this set up, and it landed like a wet fart. Also, BENNY JOHNSON IS AN IOWA GRAD AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAWKS MEANT. TAKE HIS DIPLOMA.
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I told you all that Mattingly should've shaved those sideburns
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No crotch wafting by Curt Cignetti. NOPE
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shaun Cody's look says it all
A man in a black polo shirt looks wide eyed into the camera
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How can you not get hyped
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Chicago White Sox @notwhitesox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
own the moment White Sox x @CMEGroup@twitter.com
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Goofie Deep WOULD be the father of the bride
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