Reposted by Johnny Two HatsWill Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read. 10484431315
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people 352095297
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I’m no Trump fan but it’s not fair/necessary for his physician to reveal that the President has what most closely resembles a custom-built mobile bathtub that’s “just for diarrhea” and that the secret service are responsible for making sure he’s “never more than 30 feet from it.” 21878105
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsdavy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026stories are meant to be enjoyed. so why is there always a part in the middle of the story where the hero is in trouble or having a hard time? with ai storytelling we can eliminate this type of inefficiency. 0145
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"bully crumples after being hit at all" is such an interesting story, i wonder if there are any analogous ones that are already popular that would make doing something like this everywhere seem intuitive 353580
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Andrew Mountbatten has just been given £302,000 in compensation. WTF. 199237
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026anyone being like “this is not who we are” should perhaps read more history 323331
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026hey look, the very thing liberals on this god-forsaken app said wasn't happening happened again. 1133560
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsRude Law Dog @esghound.com · 08/10/2026*US PROBES HARVARD, YALE, OTHER COLLEGES OVER ALLEGED VISA FRAUD all that capitulation sure paid off huh 3385
Reposted by Johnny Two Hats🎃👻🧙♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026this is so fucking sad 885118281441
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsgrimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"May every day be another wonderful secret" Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein 2698
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 373618866
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsLeonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I am not trying to engage in 'good times make weak men' discourse or even make reference to learned helplessness here, but man, if hard times come to America, people are gonna die off in droves because they've lived entire lives based on the idea that the world is a customer service interaction 2387
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026AI doomsday scenario where it redirects the entire global economy to producing more rationalist Harry Potter fanfic 2648260
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 574215844209
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsLiv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026my thoughtful and nuanced opinions re:cornell 7 14110485
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsDanielle Froom 🏳️🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Democrats aren't abandoning trans people! Maybe just one or two..." Here's every Democrat who's either voted to strip human rights away from trans people and/or has campaigned on anti-trans propaganda in the last year. 531340562
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026as an Alpha White Male Western Civilization Defender I know what to do when someone talks shit about me online: start crying and tattle to the teacher 211434117
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026vile, disgusting, irredeemable people 1132389309
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pee-yew! This guy stinks! 1141429123
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026RIP Marjoe Gortner, an American original - child preacher who once he grew up, revealed all the tricks of the evangelist trade in an Oscar winning documentary and then transitioned into acting and was ubiquitous in the 1970s... MARJOE the documentary is on Tubi! 1234581
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108522345
Johnny Two Hats @mattgeist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hey maybe the people who elected a bunch of chair sniffing perverts should shut the fuck up forever 020
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatslowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it's my lunch. i'm trying to enjoy my taco, wolfers, i don't want to hear about how fauci tried to kill all the white children or whatever bullshit conservatives got off some facebook ai account 6752
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsPatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026new wolfenstein looks like shit 299125402469
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsElizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 174128323010
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Really inspiring 2827313
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 02/10/2026Your nerd-ass freshman roommate after three beers, repeating random shit he heard on TikTok. 3654761
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You ever see Trump helping criminals do financial crimes and getting into a war with Iran and think finally, someone is honoring John McCain’s legacy? 616921
Johnny Two Hats @mattgeist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What it is: the latest scam from the tech industry. What it does: a bad job at a bunch of things. Also, taking the jobs of people who used to do those things competently 050
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Great encapsulation of conservatism. “Well I got mine so who cares what happened to anyone else?” bsky.app/profile/jord... 201333218
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list 262272301
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026pretty telling how NOT heated centrist libs are getting over this development especially since they spent the past month or so crashing out over people saying that they weren’t gonna vote for transphobic democrats. 212925
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatse.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/09/2026"pete hegseth's idea of a smart guy" is such a brutal own 1660984
Reposted by Johnny Two Hatsjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1602571650
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 442788386
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fucking lol @ohrobin.bsky.social @jon-snow-420.bsky.social 638927
Reposted by Johnny Two HatsDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you have no concept of how people engage with music 5828260887
