Reposted by Matthew ValetaJoanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Correct. Concentration camps. 36618225
Reposted by Matthew Valetabijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think about this post all the time. you might too 3269481757
Reposted by Matthew ValetaQuinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026a society of senior law firm partners who never learned how to use the printer 2774799
Reposted by Matthew ValetaMiranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My latest @msnowreports.bsky.social piece on Vance/Oz’s claim of widespread fraudulent marketplace enrollment. Some brokers are to blame but regulation not disenrollment is the cure, and using absence of filed claims as evidence of fraud shows no understanding of insurance www.ms.now/opinion/vanc...ms.nowOpinion | You should be skeptical of JD Vance’s claims about Obamacare fraudThe vice president's anti-fraud task force may strip health coverage from people who did nothing wrong. 1732496
Reposted by Matthew Valetaone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died 152362328
Reposted by Matthew ValetaJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(pitching bluesky ten years ago) burrito taxis but for scolding 1032523
Reposted by Matthew ValetaBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you ever read a series of words 1084063568
Reposted by Matthew ValetaShefali Luthra @shefali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Big news: The family of Tierra Walker, who died after she couldn't get an abortion, is suing a slate of Texas actors in state court, including AG Ken Paxton. They say the state ban is unconstitutional. This is the first suit of its kind. 19thnews.org/2026/09/texa...19thnews.orgTierra Walker died after she couldn’t get an abortion. Her family is suing Ken PaxtonThe case, filed Tuesday, argues that Texas’ near-total abortion ban violates the state and U.S. Constitutions, which “prohibit state actors from killing their citizens.” 731277268072
Reposted by Matthew ValetaArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Tennis Court Oath, by Jacques-Louis David, 18th century 568389
Reposted by Matthew ValetaJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026everything i've seen about cbs news and 60 minutes in 2026 has been against my will 2185866
Reposted by Matthew ValetaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas. 230113161300
Reposted by Matthew ValetaThe Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years 43136322801
Reposted by Matthew ValetaThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026Show everyone you are smart despite your current salary. store.theonion.com/products/history… 446549
Reposted by Matthew Valetadarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i would protect this chair with my life 732204197
Reposted by Matthew ValetaNPR @npr.org · 02/09/2026Lianyong Wei's death marks the 57th death of an immigrant detainee held in the care of the government since the start of President Trump's second term. Twenty-four of those have occurred since Jan. 1. n.pr/3UzCLBQn.prICE detainee dies just hours after he was admitted into detentionLianyong Wei's death marks the 57th death of an immigrant detainee held in the care of the government since the start of President Trump's second term. Twenty-four of those have occurred since Jan. 1. 23378255
Reposted by Matthew Valetalos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hot take: there’s no wrong way to load a dishwasher 6720756
Reposted by Matthew ValetaJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/08/2026me: me: me: my brain: (kenan thompson voice) oooooweeeooo what's up with that? what's up with that? 142628
Reposted by Matthew ValetaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I don’t care if it costs me a job with the New York Times but if Hitler came back to life and apologized I’d still say “no, you did too much evil Hitler” 2251236
Reposted by Matthew ValetaAaron Black @aaronblack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Month after month, the Senate refuses to restore ACA tax credits. Premiums keep rising. Families keep suffering. Republicans control the vote schedule. This is intentional. This is a choice. End it now. Pass the fucking bill. #RestoreACATaxCredits 10328136
Reposted by Matthew ValetaChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’m on vacation but I gotta say, as much fun as it is to debate woke1 and Hasan Piker, the Trump administration is currently engaged in mass murder on the high seas as surely as any serial killer or lynch mob. And viewed from the distance of vacation, The Discourse doesn’t seem to give a shit. 20677981427
Reposted by Matthew ValetaThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026Man Came To Funeral Straight From Work 262371188
Reposted by Matthew ValetaMatt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This is a politician who understands that this is not an indulgence, it's an investment. Every public space where you can have fun and not spend any money is probably more of a crimebuster than 100 cops. 344319837
Reposted by Matthew ValetaMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/07/2026This summer, we kept the lights on all night, every night, at five soccer fields across New York City. This was the scene at Calvert Vaux Park in Gravesend, Brooklyn Tuesday night. 461210813341
Reposted by Matthew ValetaTimothy McBride @mcbridetd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Almost half of adults struggled to afford health care in 2025 www.roi-nj.com/2026/06/11/h...roi-nj.comAlmost half of adults struggled to afford health care in 2025: Robert Wood Johnson Foundation research | ROI-NJNearly half of working-age adults in the United States (46%) struggled to afford health care for their families in 2025, according to the core findings of new Urban Institute research funded by the Ro... 0199
Reposted by Matthew ValetaElizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 29/06/2026OBAMACARE ENROLLEE: ahahaha I have decided to scam the government by paying thousands upon thousands to an insurance company and receiving nothing in return. But will Dr. Pillhawker see through my evil plans? 863028603
Matthew Valeta @matt-valeta.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Why do you have to cook a potato 3 times for it to be excellent? 000
Reposted by Matthew Valetajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/06/2026genuinely crazy to watch these people freak out over what is essentially 21st century new dealism 827123211437
Reposted by Matthew ValetaThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2026Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Caketheonion.comI Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try CakeHello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the... 503345570
Reposted by Matthew ValetaGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/05/2026howl's moving mid century ranch style 1146472
Reposted by Matthew ValetaCharles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 29/05/2026Oh yeah…here’s the quote in question: 1133874
Reposted by Matthew ValetaIndivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 26/05/2026“It’s just burning. I just wanted to try to keep people safe.” ICE fired pepper spray at Senator Andy Kim and protesters outside a detention facility in New Jersey. Not another penny should go to these out-of-control agencies — and when we regain power, we will hold all of these thugs accountable.nj.comICE agents pepper spray protesters, N.J. senator in clash outside Delaney Hall in Newark“It’s sad, it’s a sad day," says pepper-sprayed senator. 525127655171
Reposted by Matthew ValetaPat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake 123697873
Reposted by Matthew ValetaKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026One side is like “can we disenfranchise all the Black voters by this weekend” and the other is like gotta follow the rules that govern the rules that control the rulebook 105112972897
Reposted by Matthew Valetajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/05/2026very funny that this guy is literally like “tax the rich? that is the n word to me, personally” www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/n...nytimes.comIn Attack on Mamdani, Vornado Chief Likens ‘Tax the Rich’ to Hate Speech 49987711644
Reposted by Matthew ValetaThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ theonion.com/supreme-court-overturn… 114138154223
