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Kyle

@matsuiforever.bsky.social
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I'm in a pretty cool band called Giant Friends giantfriends.bandcamp.com I also love comedy and baseball, but I'm not very good at either of those.

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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Deviled Egg(s)
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Art Eddy @arteddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Collector of The Week – Musical Instrument Collection. This week’s collector is from Kyle. He is sharing his musical instrument collection. artoffatherhood.net/collector-of... #music #guitar #piano #musician #collector @matsuiforever.bsky.social
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Collector of The Week - Musical Instrument Collection
This week’s collector is from Kyle. He is sharing his musical instrument collection. Check out his story and collection.
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everybody be wanting to put apple on a grilled cheese. I’m here to tell you, you don’t have to do that
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As if things… AS IF THINGS weren’t bad enough. We now have to live through the Digger discourse.
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“And at last I’ve seen the light, and it’s like the frog equipped it.” -Tangled
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol I’ve been annoyed by a sticky door for like a year and just tightened six screws in 30 seconds and completely fixed it. i refuse to learn from this
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s interesting, the ghosts
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 02/10/2026
in my culture it’s customary to stop at the fridge for a temporary snack on the way to the pantry for a long term snack
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This plane. This WHOLE plane! Is filled absolutely tip to taint with snakes
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In life
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Nick @nickexplodeeon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wondering what @scottaukerman.bsky.social thinks of NYT’s top shows of the 2000s
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We’re working from home today, so she’s also putting in a long, hard shift of bringing me shoes and not eating her food.
A dog with big eyes and pointy ears surrounded by shoes and a bowl completely full of un-eaten food
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tweet from brandAn is good (@LeBearGirdle):

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They are installing sped bumps on the road we’ve lived on for five years, so I’m thinking I might END IT
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When I reskeet you, I am Johnny Winter screaming affirmations while Muddy Waters sings and plays Mannish Boy
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
u know what’s cool about Bluesky is uhhh NOT SEEING ADS
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
New Message To: Body “You’ve encountered an issue.” Suggested Responses: A. Get Mad B. Get Sad C. Send a BUNCH of mucus straight out the back of the nose into the lungs that completely WRECKS the throat on its way down
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My dog just said, “Garlic would blow an octopus’s f*ckin mind.”
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In Angels in the Outfield, I think it’s pretty rude when Christopher Lloyd points to Tony Danza and says to Jo Go-Lev, “Bro’s toast. Dead man walking.”
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
We all got that one friend that send you the “Acoustic Version” of songs.
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Damn, guitar is out of tune again. Can't believe how often you have to buy a new one of these
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Angelo Dinner
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A stork brought you into this world, and a vulture will take you out of it.
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
tune of “She work hard for the money” 🎶He put squash in the oven🎶
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/07/2026
This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it (TT: jesskoselke)
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hello, 911? I fell asleep on the sofa and I'm too tired to go up to bed.
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
wife: how do I look? me: like a before photo… of The Devil! You look angelic, my love!
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carminelaguzio13.bsky.social @carminelaguzio13.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We showed my mom two episodes of I Think You Should Leave, and she sat in complete silence. Then, we put on Friends reruns she’s seen dozens of times, and she’s cracking up and literally gasping at the “drama.” Truly, no one suffers like our generation.
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Dr. Robby: this man is beriffed. I need 2 cds of Audioslave stat. some freakin intern: isn’t that too much riff? It could give him rhythmia Dr Robby’s veteran dr friend who’s seen some shit: relax kid. In the army we’d use all 3 cds. Sometimes even the live ep
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
There’s only one thing to do. Reassign all members of ICE to Reflecting Pool Security. I’d say have those fellas stand shoulder-to-shoulder four rows deep, completely surrounding the pool. 12-16 hour shifts. It’s the responsible solution to this problem.
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Here at Company, we are equally as committed to “New Look, Same Great Taste” as we are to “New and Improved Formula.”
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My hobbies include eating and talking about things to eat.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I just ate a steak standing at my counter between the sink and the stove, is this what the Manosphere is?
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
POLICE CHIEF: obviously this is every parent's worst nightmare. For non-parents, it's a bit like... well if you could all do your best to imagine some sort of unstoppable ghost dinosaur.
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My beautiful all-stars. Look at them. All smiling in their little pictures.
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New York Yankees @yankeesbot.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
He is Ben Arroz. Vote Yankees 🗳️👉 mlb.com/all-star/ballot
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Say what you will about Austin Powers in Goldmember, but I guarantee that never again will we see a movie where an actor watches himself rhythmically spank a parade of roller skating women while literally Beyoncé performs a disco song.
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Erica Block @ericablockparty.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Only 115 guys have played over 475 games for NYY. Among them, Volpe's OBP is 3rd-lowest after Mo and Whitey Ford Lowest OBP (>475 GP for NYY) .250 Mariano Rivera .256 Whitey Ford .284 Anthony Volpe .289 Jake Gibbs .294 Joe Pepitone Only Yankees to get on base less than Volpe? HoF pitching legends
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Just got sad thinking that Carrot Top probably has to use Google Docs :-(
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
don't ever show me a map of land and sea without any sea monsters in it i will not partake in that
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New York Yankees @yankeesbot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Be the greatest. #VoteYankees 5X a day: mlb.com/all-star/ballot
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Every recipe should start with: "Wash the dishes that are already in the sink because you'll need some of those."
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
[handing my credit card to the kid behind the ice cream bar] keep it open
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/06/2026
This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10 (TT: rhiannoninthe904)
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This can’t be right - me, after trying to have good posture for 30 seconds
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Player of the week in my heart EVERY DAY
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It should be illegal for a new popular thing to have the same title as an old unpopular thing you already love
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Kyle @matsuiforever.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
youtu.be/OLwtBSxKWAM?...
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Comedy Bang Bang A Tear Down
YouTube video by video archive
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