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@mataglap.bsky.social
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software dev, gamer, fanfic writer, crabby hermit, cat hostage they/them mataglap@ao3/tumblr

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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thouand Hells is fun, but also frustrating, at least after a few games. my team inevitably sucks ass and if I get bad luck recruiting, it feels like I've lost the game before I even started
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in no particular order and I'm sure I forgot something vitally important #my9games
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, Fallout (the original), Subnautica, Mass Effect 2, Portal, The Talos Principle, World of Warcraft, X-COM: Enemy Unknown, Overwatch
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Gary Hershorn @garyhershorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Crazy light across Manhattan with a rainbow as the sun set ahead of an approaching nor'easter storm in New York City, Friday evening #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork #sunset #noreaster #rainbow
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
ADHD is what ADHD is & it causes me huge problems but I also think sometimes I need to remind people that I personally like having it. What I don’t like is the penalties & taxes our current societal structure inflicts on me for having it.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ll take any excuse to recirculate this
TOLKIEN Vs. LEWIS: ALLEGORIES


TOLKIEN 

PROFESSOR TOLKIEN! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE YOUR NOVELS AS AN ALLEGORY FOR THE
FIRST WORLD WAR? 

NO. NEVER. ASK ME THAT AGAIN AND I WILL CALL THE POLICE.

LEWIS 

IF EVEN ONE PERSON READING THIS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THE BIG LION IS JESUS, I WILL SET MYSELF
ON FIRE.

reparrishcomics
2020
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
why do I keep ending up as a member of legally unrecognized minorities. whycantyoujustbenormal.jpg
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't know why I bother with tournaments in #CrusaderKings3 . years have passed and they still don't make any sense. the guy with 6 prowess, lowest of all the participants by far, just won the wrestling contest :>
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/LZhS_... Blumineck giving a great response to unfuckable incel weirdos transvestigating his wife
youtube.com
Educating haters (again)
YouTube video by blumineck
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wtf kind of pets they got in there
SMOKING
BARE FOOT
PETS
PROHIBITED IN BUILDING
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
waiting for steamOS to finally be nvidia gpu compatible so that I can uninstall windows and finally be free of this pile of shit, after all these years
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026
the mathematics award winning fields medalist and known himedanshi yu deng just said that if ai puts all mathematicians out of a job he's gonna go home and write yuri novels. girl please do it anyway i need to see what yuri a fields medalist mathematician can do omfg
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
watching Codex work its way through a problem (yes I have to use it, it's mandatory) is sometimes amazing, and sometimes like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. it's an incredible piece of tech and the thought that someone might rely on what it says without triple-checking fills me with dread
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sixty years ago today, the starship Enterprise launched and with it, a vision of the future where humanity had moved beyond its divisions. I was there at the beginning, and I can tell you...
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 07/09/2026
shit
hyprdrvn on threads

Executive function: "Do it now so you can relax later"
ADHD: "Counteroffer: remain vaguely stressed all day"
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🐾Skitty🔥 @sugrrnspice.art · 28/08/2026
friendslop.....💙
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www.slowtravelberlin.com @slowberlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gm to this highly accurate sign 🍦 🫡
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love that this is how I found out Starmer stepped down as an MP
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026
"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 27/08/2026
Star Wars Zero Company is out today. A labor of love for a galaxy far, far away. Please enjoy it.
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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mondayzc @mondayzc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
digital painting study from like ~15 seconds of the RHPC movie i did last year RIP Tim Curry what a guy
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Be kind to the horniest people you have ever met, they are having a terrible week
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
think of the old eastern bloc joke about officials debating whether to build a new school or a new prison, until one of them says "comrades, comrades, do any of us here seriously expect to go back to school?"
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
beware the wrath of a patient country.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The government has canceled my research grant to investigate why the whole body doesn't fill up with water through the butt hole when you jump in the pool
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i am gorg
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Jim Zub @jimzub.com · 20/08/2026
Same here, baby. Same.
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Jasper @jasperblasters.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Day 227: this puzzle seems weird
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Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 14/08/2026
Absolutely enormous respect to whoever understood that the necessary follow-up to “what if Reacher faced a larger man” is “what if Reacher held a tiny kitten”
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
when (like today) Bluesky is going in super heavy on engagement bait I read this as ppl feel uncertain & need comfort food. it’s gonna be all right everybody do your thing, it’s cool. name a sentient body of water. ruin a movie by removing the supporting cast’s eyes. we’ll get through this
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lucy @lycanlucy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
text that says "i dont want to be strong anymore i want nice things to happen to me for free" over a crusty image of a rat from super mario 3d world
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