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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gothic: 35 Romantic: 35 Risqué: 35 Cute: 35 Playful: 35 say no more. #Dressmaker
A screenshot from the game "Dressmaker". Depicts a dress created from the most goth and intimidating pattern possible, made in strawberry velvet and cotton printed with pink stripes, strawberries, and bunnies. There is a lot of pink ruffle and trim.The same dress as in previous screenshot, but from the back.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in no particular order and I'm sure I forgot something vitally important #my9games
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, Fallout (the original), Subnautica, Mass Effect 2, Portal, The Talos Principle, World of Warcraft, X-COM: Enemy Unknown, Overwatch
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fry from Futurama, squinting suspiciously
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Alan Rickman as the angel Metatron in "Dogma"
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
wow. you don't say.
Narcissistic leaders more likely to oppose remote work, new research suggests
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
YAY I FINISHED PHASMOPHOBIA by getting brutally murdered :D :D :D
A screenshot of a Steam achievement showcase for the game Phasmophobia, showing 54/54 achievements with "Doom Slayed" as the newest ("Get killed by a Demon ability within the first minute")
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
building a petroleum boiler in Oxygen Not Included never fails to make me happy. physics is fun
A volcano-powered petroleum boiler in Oxygen Not Included.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"Something beautiful is going to happen"
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
if there's one thing I can rely on with AI being hastily shoved into every possible product, it's an occasional laugh when it produces a particularly spectacular miss. like this "related topic" from r/projectzomboid
a very clearly AI-generated "related answers" section from the r/projectzomboid subreddit, dedicated to the zombie survival game Project Zomboid. first entry, titled "Best strategies for surviving the first week", starts with the following sentence: "The first week with a newborn can be incredibly challenging, but many parents have shared their experiences and strategies that can help you navigate this tough period."
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
this is how I want to remember her.
sleep in peace, Rogue.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
a more than 3x increase in the required balance is "a more flexible way to waive monthly fees" according to Scotiabank's PR department
A screenshot from a terms and conditions update sent by Scotiabank, in which the monthly account fee waiver requirements for the Ultimate Package account are changing from:
"$0 with combined balance of $30,000 across your Ultimate Package and MomentumPLUS Savings Account"
to:
"$0 with a minimum daily closing Total Relationship Balance of $100,000 or more for the entire month in your Eligible Accounts (excluding iTrade accounts; see terms & conditions for full list of exclusions and conditions)."
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
it's incredible how bad google's AI Overview is. it's wrong a solid 75% of the time whenever I bother to look at it
Google AI overview:

"At 40% average sanity in Phasmophobia, a Moroi is significantly faster than normal, moving at 1.66 m/s, much quicker than the standard 1.7 m/s speed"
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
POV: you timed it, you knew it was fast, and yet you somehow didn't expect it to be that fast
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
well that was a heart attack and a half
Post-game screenshot of Phasmophobia showing that I've obtained the Apocalypse Legend trophy and that the ghost was a Thaye
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I've never seen three of these fuckers at the same time. horrifying
Oxygen Not Included. Three Sporechids growing together in one spot in the oil biome.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I could watch them get their contraband confiscated for hours #oxygennotincluded
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
asteroid destroyed in cycle 164! now I can finally relax (just kidding, you can never relax in Oxygen Not Included)
Objective fulfillment screen from the game Oxygen Not Included, describing the successful destruction of the asteroid formerly about to collide with the colony.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I love Phasmophobia for the comedic potential
A screenshot of the game Phasmophobia. My teammate walks in through an open room door. A ghost has appeared behind the door and looks like it's about to jump out and yell BOO!
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
environmental storytelling
A screenshot of player's journal in the game Phasmophobia, showing audio recordings of three consecutive events, titled: "Ghost Event", "Paranormal Scream", "Burned Crucifix"
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
a still from the opening of the movie "Akira", showing a giant half-sphere of a growing explosion about to destroy a city
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
A reaction image depicting a woman partially covering her eyes while reading a book. (This is a popular edit of an 18th century painting titled "Portrait of Madame François Buron").
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Oni during blood moon be like #phasmophobia
A close photo of a ghost walking aggressively towards the camera, teeth bared and eyes red
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I'm begging you @playphasmo.bsky.social 😭😭😭
An extremely obvious photo of a D.O.T.S. ghost right in front of the camera, not counting as photo evidenceAnother extremely obvious photo of a D.O.T.S. ghost right in front of the camera, ALSO not counting as photo evidence
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Ridgeview piano spot OP. I saw a hunting revenant's whole ass and survived somehow #phasmophobia
A screenshot from Phasmophobia in which I'm crouching between the side of a piano and a wall, and a hunting ghost's whole lower half is clearly visible in the frame
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
The Prodigy, "Music For The Jilted Generation"
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
blood moon really enhances the Phasmophobia experience
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
the wildest Phasmophobia solo game I've had so far, this Raiju spammed ghost events like there was no tomorrow, I've never had three unique ghost photos and videos before
A screenshot of the player's journal in Phasmophobia, showing photos of all three types of ghost appearance (normal, shadow, translucent).
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
so the US is just accelerating all the way into complete dystopia now? privacy is for losers and enemies of the state? blog.youtube/news-and-eve...
an excerpt from the linked Youtube blog:

"We will use AI to interpret a variety of signals that help us to determine whether a user is over or under 18. These signals include the types of videos a user is searching for, the categories of videos they have watched, or the longevity of the account.

When the system identifies a teen user, we’ll automatically apply our age-appropriate experiences and protections, including:

-    disabling personalized advertising
-    turning on digital wellbeing tools
-    adding safeguards to recommendations, including limiting repetitive views of some kinds of content

If the system incorrectly estimates a user to be under 18, they will have the option to verify that they are 18 or over, such as using a credit card or a government ID. We will only allow users who have been inferred or verified as over 18 to view age-restricted content that may be inappropriate for younger users."
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
a sign saying "it has been 0 days since last invocation of Poe's law"
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I love overpasses above mule grounds. #deathstranding
a screenshot from the game Death Stranding, depicting the player's character standing on a road overpass above terrain occupied by hostile NPCs. there is a service ladder leading from the ground up to the overpass. there are several unconscious enemy NPCs lying around the top of the ladder, and the main character is standing in the middle of the road and holding a bola gun, which is used to incapacitate without killing.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
these dumb fucks really do write phrases like "monitor intimate spaces" without the slightest self-reflection. war is peace, freedom is slavery, monitoring is intimacy. www.404media.co/pentagon-say...
a excerpt from the memo described in the linked article, saying:

Plans to Ensure Compliance:
- Monitoring and Reviews: Monitor intimate spaces to ensure ongoing compliance with Executive Order 14168.
- Processes and Updates: Establish processes to ensure future intimate spaces comply with the directive.
- Periodic Reporting: Implement periodic reporting to continuously evaluate and update intimate spaces as necessary.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
this has to be the most rancid take I've seen from a bsky user in a while. "forced to shut down with dignity"? has this person ever had to work to support themself? because it doesn't look like it. pure sociopathy. though idk what I expected from someone who unironically calls themself "fae coded"
a screenshot of two posts by a user whose name I have mercifully edited out, referring to itch.io having blanket-delisted games with adult content under pressure from payment processors (as a result of the actions of the "Collective Shout" group).

quote follows:

"They're doomed either way. No one is going to trust Itch anymore. At least they could have been forced to shut down with dignity. 

I'll happily support the destruction it has brought upon itself, and take a. extremely wicked delight if it poisons the owner's future career prospects.

There is pretty much one key philosophy among fae coded folks;

The bill always comes due."
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I feel like you're going to appreciate it ;)
A tweet from user @nateliason (cropped, date unknown):
"Waymo is a godsend for working parents.

Need to hand off the baby between meetings?

Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town.

Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏"
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
a tweet by user @dril on Twitter, September 29, 2013:
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
pov: sitting in the first monday morning meeting
photo of my cat, Rogue, sitting in my lap and pawing at me for attention
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
this game is making me miss the Alps again.
a screenshot from the game Death Stranding, showing the main character crouching to rest on a grassy slope in a very picturesque mountain range area, with snowy peaks in the background.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
fuck Peter Englert. all my homies hate Peter Englert
a screenshot from the game Death Stranding, displaying perfect performance evaluation for the most annoying delivery I had to perform so far. Peter Englert is the requester of said delivery, which consists of two pizzas and a bottle of champagne, all of which have to be delivered on foot, undamaged, across the map.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
obligatory:
A screenshot of a tweet by Alex Blechman, on November 8, 2021:

"Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus"
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
have you actually read the article, or did you just see the word 'CEO' and had a Pavlovian reaction?
But one does not have to have sympathy or empathy for a CEO to see how this sort of thing could and often does go off the rails. This example is emblematic of the problem specifically because it’s easy to laugh at these people and because they’re doing something distasteful, but not illegal. The same technologies used to dox and research this CEO are routinely deployed against the partners of random people who have had messy breakups, attractive security guards, people who look “suspicious” and are caught on Ring cameras by people on Nextdoor, people who dance funny in public, and so on. There has been endless debate about the ethics of doxing cops and ICE agents and Nazis, and there are many times where it makes sense to research people doing harm on behalf of the state or who are doing violent, scary things in to innocent people. It is another to deploy these technologies against random people you saw on an airplane or who had a messy breakup with an influencer. And of course, these same technologies are regularly deployed by police and the feds against undocumented immigrants, regular people, and people wanting to visit the United States on tourist visas.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
up next: Trump sets a 30-day tariff deadline for Texas floods to end Trump announces global warming will end next month Trump announces a requirement for every transaction in US dollars to be made standing and ended with a salute
CBC News headline: "Trump sets 50-day tariff deadline for Russia to end war in Ukraine"
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
proudly pissed out a mushroom atop the tallest ruin in the area. now this is why I play this game #deathstranding
a screenshot of Sam, the protagonist of the game Death Stranding, standing in a victorious pose with his arm raised over a holographic mushroom on top of a ruined highrise building. The mushrooms appear in places where the player (or other players) used the in-game 'urinate' function.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
a Black Friday sale at the MULE camp #deathstranding
A screenshot from the game Death Stranding, depicting the main character walking through an empty enemy camp towards his truck, while carrying seven large boxes stacked on top of his backpack and an additional one in each hand.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
A meme picture from the movie Jurassic Park, featuring Iam Malcolm exclaiming "you did it. you crazy son of a bitch, you did it". The picture is annotated with "Me: Delivers a package. Any NPC:" as a reference to the game Death Stranding.
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I'm doing my best to give Kojima the benefit of the doubt, but I simply can't not laugh at scenes like this one, and I doubt comedy was the intended effect
A screenshot from the game Death Stranding. One of the characters declares pompously, gazing into distance, that "if we Americans don't come together again, humanity won't survive"
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
we need guillotines
Quote from a PC Gamer article: "EA's CEO pulled in $5 million more this year than last, while his employees took home the least money they've made since 2022."
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
true and inexcusable
my very stupid cat Ziggy looking as he does
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
same energy
Side Eyeing Chloe, a famous picture of a little girl giving the camera a very disturbed look
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
my Tav is a paladin of the Ancients who makes up for his 8 INT with sheer pigheaded stubbornness. it works out until the whole situation with Astarion and his siblings & victims, after which not even the load bearing conviction can keep his oath intact. I may have written an entire fic about it
a screenshot of a tag on a fanfic, saying: "INT as a dump stat has its pros and cons"
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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mataglap @mataglap.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Rogue, an Abyssinian princess
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