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Pete Maddux

@marmutia.bsky.social
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Big fan of history, French aircraft, and toasted sandwiches

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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You know I'm something of a Senator myself."
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Pete Maddux @marmutia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can't believe that I've had to waste the last decade and a half worrying what this grifting chud is going to harm on a daily basis.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2026
AGENT SMITH: We designed the Matrix to simulate the peak of your civilization. 1999. GUY WHO IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THE PETS.COM PUPPET: This is so great
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My man looks like Pat Boone being tased
Ken Paxton, mid-bullshit
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Paula @totallypaula.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Today's vibes... I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face Pyjamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case I said to my reflection, let's get out of this place Past the church and the steeple, the laundry on the hill Billboards and the buildings.. #MusicSky youtu.be/vZic9ZHU_40?...
youtu.be
Squeeze - Tempted (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SqueezeVEVO
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered.
A series of photos of me pointing to places where packages could be like inside of a mailbox or on the front porch or in my hands except there is nothing there
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
French Resistance fighter and historian Marc Bloch, murdered by the Gestapo in 1944, is inducted into Panthéon in Paris.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
PSA. Your baby is probably crying because it wants to vape.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I really don’t understand true greed. If I was worth $1 trillion, you’d have to physically stop me from solving as many of the world’s problems as possible. Everyone would have a home, food on the table, proper healthcare, happiness. I just don’t get it.
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Don @donshifs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Any Star Trek fans? You’ll get this.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@BryanJFischer - Worst example of cultural appropriation ever: LGBTs stole the rainbow from God. It's his. He invented it. Gen. 9:11-17. Give it back.
@ChrisDStedman - One of my favorite things about pride month is celebrating the many achievements of the LGBTQ community, like when we collectively stole the rainbow from God
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
With each passing day, I'm liking Jon Ossoff more and more. I think he may be the real deal.
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Shawn Gilmore @gipperfish.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I was led to believe that was nobody’s business but the Turks…
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
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Hoosier Homer is reading The Best & The Brightest by Halberstam @hoosierhomer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
that most infamous of islamic jihadists Duc d'Bourbon Charles III, former Constable of his Majesty, King Francis I, (Le-Roi Chevalier) and loyal servant of Charles V, The Holy Roman Emperor, King of Spain, Archduke of Austria and protector of the faith.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Mariners are now 4-0 since the Ichiro statue’s bat broke
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send him Matthew 5:9. That's the Chicago Pope way."
Sean Connery explaining the Chicago way.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Happy anniversary to all who celebrate (the greatest celebrity-on-celebrity social media takedown of all time)
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope."

Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war.

A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic.

Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope.

https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"
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Hoosier Homer is reading The Best & The Brightest by Halberstam @hoosierhomer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
tired: dyeing your hair to look younger wired: dyeing your hair so people don't look to you for advice
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Pete Maddux @marmutia.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I actually lived long enough to see my Cornhuskers win a NCAA Tourney game. Banner day!
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Jeremy Millar @jeremymillar.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
'Hump-plumping Injectables' is my favourite Flaming Lips album
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Pete Maddux @marmutia.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I would give real money for that guy to shut up for one single day.
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Derek A @sondeerrf.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Thick thighs save lives
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/01/2026
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
RIP 2025 2025-2025
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
deadass?
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Something very funny about de santis praising Coolidge for “immigration.” Coolidge’s immigration policy was that people named de santis shouldn’t be allowed to come here bsky.app/profile/anth...
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
The sun rising over the London skyline this morning, only it’s a very cloudy sky and the sun is visible only as an orange streak of fire that coincidentally seems to be emanating from the spire on the top of St Paul’s dome
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
@BillyBrew - Question for lawyers: my girlfriend wants her parents to stay with us for the holidays. her her dad is retired navy. can use the 3rd amendment to prevent this from happening? 

third amendment - third amendment explained - No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
In a spirited address to the nation, President Trump announced his plans to increase the moon by 800% and called for the execution of the California Raisins.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.
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Cassette Rokhausen XcX ccru/aud.int 🏴 @rokhausen.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
"i no longer want to be a meme. please let me go home."
the stand up at a meeting guy
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Alex Armstrong @alexarmstrong.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Some guy posted a sob story to Reddit, trying to figure out if he should divorce his wife of 30 years. He posted it to what he thought was a relationship advice subreddit because it’s called I Think You Should Leave. I’m dying.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
He looks like Cate Blanchett in Black Bag
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 27/11/2025
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
He is risen
The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
How we beat back the corporate takeover of America: 1. Break up corporate monopolies 2. Continue building union power 3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics Let’s keep working to unrig the system.
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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while. Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Alway enjoy when the camera cuts to Arthur Blank on the field and he looks like he's just arrived from a ribbon cutting for a steam engine that will usher in the next phase of the industrial revolution
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I don't think we appreciated what a landmark this was for representation in cartoons. As someone who also lives with an angry, vengeful monster where my stomach should be, this was huge. We Stan an IBS king.
Kang from the 90s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon: A weird malevolent brain-like creature that lives in the stomach of a robot.
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