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Adult Human Chicken

@markclapham.bsky.social
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Former writer, current office person, chronic wife guy. Erratic set of interests barely likely to intersect with whatever you’d like me to post about. He/Him.

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Midday Matinées @middaymatinees.bsky.social · 21m
In subscribers‘ inboxes already, a new Midday Matinée on how changes in Canadian tax law enabled David Cronenberg‘s film about cars. No, not that one. It’s payday week & you can become a subscriber for just £1.00 a month. Or try the free tier & see if you like it. www.patreon.com/MiddayMatine...
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Fast Company (1979) | Midday Matinées with James Cooray Smith
"You wanna win? You can't stand still." From about halfway through, the piece below contains mid-level spoilers for the mid-level Canadian s
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 3h
Very taken by the idea that Monica is a powerful necromancer but hasn’t realised it so is working reception rather than raising a skeleton army to conquer the world.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 17h
Ok but did the person who laid it out like this know? (Pic via @jonnelledge.bsky.social, tempted to use this as my new banner image).
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 21h
Buster Merryfield is looking well.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They have learned nothing. NOTHING
SILENCE! TO ASTONISH
SATURDAY 14 NOVEMBER 2026 1:45 PM - 2:45 PM
PANEL ROOM 1, QUEEN'S SUITE
HARROGATE CONVENTION CENTRE (MAP)
GOOGLE CALENDAR • ICS
"What is this?! What is this supposed to be? I like Matt Fraction, Sarah Graley, John Allison, AND Becky Cloonan but who are these other three people? Is this an interview? Some sort of game?
Psychological torture? Whatever it is, it's a laugh!" is what you'll be thinking as you join podcasters Fraser Geesin aka Gary Lactus (SILENCE., Listen Through The Brown Window), Dan White aka The Beast Must Die (SILENCE!, Savage Beast) and Al Kennedy (House to Astonish, SILENCE! sometimes but not as much as the other two) in an experience that's hard to sum up in a brief blurb but is predominantly daft questions, ill-advised challenges and bad decisions. Oh, and it's about comics.
Suitable for ages 18+
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Modern Toss @moderntoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
REPOSTS ARE NOT ENDORSEMENTS
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amirite tho
White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/09/2026
Hi, I'm looking to speak to people who have left games journalism in the last few years and have gone onto do something else. DMs are open, or luke@aftermath.site, thanks!
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
glad I’m not the only person who thought this week’s Lanterns was the most Tom King thing ever (complimentary, mostly).
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Steeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
resident evil: the movie: the game #re
Fan-comic of the Resident Evil live action movie:
“He got real lucky on his route, huh”

First panel Bryan is struggling to hold a lot of the puzzle items from the games. He reads the sheet of paper with the Chess Piece Plug Puzzle clue: “‘the rook and knight are on the same wall and the bishop and queen aren’t next to each other. The queen and rook are opposite each other too…’ so this doesn’t need the gems? Why do I have gems???”

Second panel, Bryan is thinking as hard as he can over Chess Piece Plug Puzzle placements

Third panel, Bryan’s deflated: “can’t this just be like everything else and have a huge stupid padlock?”
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26/09/2026
I do not keep up with Taylor Swift’s oeuvre, I assume all your posts about the Cleveland song are referring to this classic www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmL...
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HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO
YouTube video by bishopvids
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 26/09/2026
This is grim stuff, but important info for UK indie comic folks. I see several of my mutuals follow this guy on here.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
what happened to 90s video game star COOL SPOT?? This four part comic has the answer 1/4 🧵
This is a comic about what Cool Spot is doing in 2024. Told in four parts.

Panel one: An aged Cool Spot is woken by his alarm. He looks like absolute shit.

Panel two: He puts on his comedically giant sunglasses but they bring him no joy. There is nothing funny about his life in 2024.

Panel three: The once moderately popular 7UP mascot makes himself coffee and lights a cigarette. The threat of smoking related illnesses means nothing to him. Does he even have lungs?

Panel four: Looking forlornly out of the window of his trailer park home, Cool Spot fantasises about killing Sonic the Hedgehog with a shovel
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GUESS WHAT ? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A PERFECT SKELITIN ANGEL CHILLEN WHILE A TON OF OTHER SKLETENS ARE WATCHING THEM AND JUDGEN THEM AND THERE DOING THERE BEST OR ,HONESTLY ABOUT HALF OF THERE BEST, BUT THERE DOIN SOMETHING AND THATS GOOD I THINK, AND DA TEXT SAYS "THEY TOLD ME, YOUR NEVER GONNA MAKE IT, YOUR ALWAYS GONNA BE A FAILURE, DONT WASTE YOUR TIME, QUIT WHILE YOU"RE STILL AHEAD, YOU WONT SUCCEED, DONT TRY ,,,,, GUESS WHAT? THEY WERE RIGHT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Rob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes, The Wire and Breaking Bad were excellent, but ask Judge Death what his favourite TV show of the 21st century was and he’ll always say:
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tweet from bottlerocket (@bottlerocket):

My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable.

(two pictures of a little girl in a store making check marks on a clipboard that's larger than her head)
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have subscribed to this newsletter. I am not doing so under duress. My captors are treating me well.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s covered wars you know
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing with Greta Gerwig’s Narnia is her track record means I implicitly trust her decisions and see no reason to second guess them. Sorry if that makes for poor discourse but she knows what she’s doing and we don’t. I had similar faith in Zach Creggar on Resident Evil and was 100% vindicated.
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kess.bsky.social @kess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“You don’t really care for music uwu” Kawaii Leonard Cohen
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Michael Mills @michaelmills.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My first car was a Kaya Scodelario.
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Paul Cornell @paulcornell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My company @cosmiclighthouse.co.uk is putting out a Murderbot graphic novel, All Systems Red, with a new @marthawells.com Mb short story too! @ericaschultz42.bsky.social @garyerskine.bsky.social @stillwintercraft.bsky.social @simonbowland.bsky.social ! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cos...
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Coming soon: Murderbot: The First Graphic Novel | Multi-award-winning SF!
The official adaptation of the international bestselling multi-award-winning ALL SYSTEMS RED, part of The Murderbot Diaries series.
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
City of Vice. If you didn't just intone 'blind since youth' in a Palpatine voice, then seek it out. youtu.be/c4_nkifPGJ4?...
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City Of Vice
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Midday Matinées @middaymatinees.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Because I like B-sides (and indeed Double A-sides) the second half of this (free) post is a review of a film 99 years younger than Napoleon and about as different from it as you can imagine. That's maybe worth a click through and subscribing for free or even £1.00 a month?
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 23/09/2026
i love this and post it every fall
caption: humpty dumpty had a great fall

four pictures of humpty dumpty enjoying fall activities
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS day to those who observe it (it's me, i'm the one who observes it)
opening titles to LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS that read: "on the twenty-third day of the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence"
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Scott @merseytart.com · 22/09/2026
I Play Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spent my teens trying to give off the same vibe while walking around housing estates in Harrogate.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We need this to be a hit so we get the sequels I Play Cobra and I Play Oscar.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Whatever you do don’t take me to The Island from The Prisoner! I’d hate to live in a cool rent free apartment full of bold late 60s modern furniture haha noooo a bubble don’t chase me haha
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
God we were shit hot and incredibly self satisfied with it back then, good times.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
emma frost: EmmaFrost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth? 

miss piggy: But of course, darling. I am an open book, a tell-all memoir. Emma Frost reads Miss Piggy's mind, a phantasmagoria of Miss Piggy's greatest hits in the Muppet-verse.Wolverine: Forst? She legit? 

Emma: She's ...she's ...she's everything. And I would die for her.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you’re a Doctor Who or DC/Marvel Comics fan it’s kind of fascinating to watch a relatively young fandom like Resident Evil fans wrestle with canon issues and the like. They’ve yet to reach the zen acceptance that this stuff is just going to sprawl out in all directions and contradict Itself.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just presume that if you’re an up and coming actress who can do an English accent you get home one night to find a man sitting in the dark with a contract to do an Austen movie and a loaded gun pointed at you.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@sumbitches

I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid

@EthicalScamMe 
The same boiling water that makes an egg turn hard will make a potato soft. You need to dictate your environment and don't let the environment dictate you.
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 13/02/2026
Edited Silent Hill 2 screenshot. A faded letter rests against a black screen.

In front, blue text reads, "She's turned the weans against us."
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Keza MacDonald @mackeza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Silent Hill Townfall day to all who celebrate
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rotating the idea of a set of Topps trading cards based on The Straight Story in my mind.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
trying to whip up some Halloween feelings
Illustration of a ghoul in a cloak with a hood, holding a goblet of something in one hand, the moon in another
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Peter Cox @losthighwayhotel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Resident Evil (2026) review - A gleefully scuzzy reinvention and set piece machine thelosthighwayhotel.com/2026/09/19/r...
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Review: Resident Evil (2026)
Director:  Zach Cregger Stars:  Austin Abrams, Kali Reis, Paul Walter Hauser Called upon to revive the cinematic fortunes of Capcom’s Resident Evil franchise, Zach Cregger has bypassed the ob…
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Resident F’ing Evil!!!
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