Reposted by Christopher SebelaDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Fish” can be both singular (one individual fish) or plural (multiple fish of the same species.) “Fishes” refers to individuals of different species. 🐟 Fish 🐟🐟🐟 Fish 🐠🐟🐡 Fishes Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. 2132285
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i love this flyer for the amount of clarification added after it was “done” cause this guy is tired of his phone blowing up with people trying to get a few bucks for their Doonesbury collections 150
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026in the "trying to name a character" zone and one of the best rejects so far is Swaylor Tift 4201
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026new pizza place in my neighborhood refers to mushrooms on their menu as "mushies" and NO 6312
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026one of my “don’t actively pursue it but will indulge if i see it” collections is Nixon memorabilia, and i got gifted a mother lode of buttons the other night including lots i’ve never seen before (notably the PRETTY GIRLS FOR NIXON one) 180
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026at the movies and i’ve turned the dbox up to max settings 0110
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the deserted dogpark is my dog’s equivalent to seeing a movie in an empty theater 0131
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS day to those who observe it (it's me, i'm the one who observes it) 09137
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Catch me breathin' on planes where the gangsta's outdated/ Fuck being hard, Posdnuos is complicated" 151
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026oof, Robert Eggers taking his first big L, you hate to see it 240
Reposted by Christopher SebelaIbrahim Moustafa @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Lost in La Mancha 14514
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026same spot outside the coffeeshop, same guy, only today he says "i got a 2008 mercedes benz for 700 bucks" and then explains how he doesn't have the title and someone spilled milk in the backseat. i politely declined. 170
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026someone out here improving the spooky abandoned house on my street 0160
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026started today with someone bolting out of their house to tell me to stop my dog from peeing on the verge (the grassy area b/w the sidewalk and street). some folks have wild ideas that they somehow own everything in front of their house and i know just enough about public right of way to be annoying. 0141
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026much to zola’s delight, it’s congee day — where i make a batch for the week and she gets to lick the bowl for every scrap of chicken and rice left behind 2363
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026more like YESident Evil (i liked it a lot, Cregger with a 3 for 3 reputation so far, relieved that all my worrying that him doing big name IP would squeeze him into someone else's structure and shave off what makes his movies great) 0150
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026coming up from a very iffy couple of mental health weeks in my rearview so i'm giving myself the gift of going to see RESIDENT EVIL and no one can stop me 0170
Reposted by Christopher SebelaHayes Madsen @solfleet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Also, there’s a very nice little Easter Egg in Control 133914821
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026been trying to draw more lately and i mostly suck, but pretty happy with this possum 2424
Reposted by Christopher SebelaIbrahim Moustafa @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Team HIGH CRIMES together again for the first time! We got my brother @20eyesbrad.bsky.social to ride with us on this one, with Joe Sabino's letters bringing it home. Killer logo by the homie @whoisrico.bsky.social Very excited to be jamming on a book with @xtop.bsky.social again. 109846
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026during my best mental health moments, i've always been kinda bad at self-promotion and i've just climbed out of a 2 week pit of darkness, so this is all wildly uncomfortable for me. but i'm gonna keep trying to push my stuff because even if i'm a goddamn mess, my books are good and worth reading. 0140
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Here we go. Reunited with @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social for the 1st time in over a decade (with stunning colors by @20eyesbrad.bsky.social + logo by @whoisrico.bsky.social), we've turned Don Quixote into a monstrous madman on a bloody journey thru La Mancha with Dulcinea hunting him down. Can't wait. 47631
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this is Pierogi, one of Zola’s dogpark associates. she has been staring up into this tree for 40 minutes. i *wish* i had this level of focus 0120
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026if i controlled the world, one law i would pass is that you have 60 seconds to turn off your car alarm if it's not currently being stolen. after 60 seconds, people who are bothered by the noise are allowed to smash your car with rocks, sticks, their own car, whatever. 2130
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026me: reading about how if you marinate beef or pork with pineapple for too long, they turn to mush because it contains an enzyme that "eats" the proteins also me: wondering if you could hide a dead body easier by burying it covered in pineapple slices 2153
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026guy driving down the street while leaning out his window shouting "impeach the president" at the top of his lungs every 5 seconds 1120
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026the problem with petting a pitbull is only one of you has has any intention of it stopping at some point 0393
Reposted by Christopher SebelaPaulina Ganucheau @paulinaganucheau.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Her guy. His gal. (My variant for @xtop.bsky.social's new Rip Kirby run for @madcavestudios.com!) 010019
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i'm always weird and vaguely uncomfortable reading screenplays based on books i've written. it's like gazing into an alternate timeline where someone who isn't a spilled drink of a human is living my life. 080
Reposted by Christopher SebelaTango @tiredsai.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sharing the first 5-page sneak peek for RIB KIRBY 🍂 Coming this November from @xtop.bsky.social, @kjdiaz.bsky.social myself & Jeff Eckleberry at @madcavestudios.com (FOC Oct 12th)- 812440
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026the best benefit of the return of hoodie weather is getting two additional pockets 0151
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026watched STRAIGHT TALK last night and it's part of a subgenre of '80s comedies where someone (thru accident or trickery) ends up in a position they're super unqualified for, turns out they're amazing at it, and the rest of the movie is them trying to keep people from finding out while falling in love 290
Reposted by Christopher SebelaIbrahim Moustafa @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026These are now up for sale over at ibrahimmoustafa.bigcartel.com !!ibrahimmoustafa.bigcartel.comIbrahim Moustafa Art & Books 01213
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026my most anticipated movie of 2026. if theaters sold a specialty popcorn bucket made of concrete when it opens, i would buy one. 0110
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026a little kid at the dogpark pointed out how i don’t have hair and that one of her teachers, Mr. Sam, also doesn’t have hair and asked do i know him? 1150
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i’m a pretty rational person and i try not to wildly anthropomorphize but i will never see this and not think to myself “she’s smiling!” 1930911
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the next TOY STORY should have a character that's one of the E.T. Atari cartridges that was buried in a landfill 2182
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026me in the theater with the wikipedia page open on my ipad for all 3 hours of "who the fuck are all these people" vs "scary former iron man" 0152
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i've complained about this before, but the single most annoying thing in modern movies/tv is when they show someone's phone texting a friend/loved one and there are no previous texts on the screen. i can suspend disbelief about time travel and super powers, but this always takes me right out. 5302
Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Zola’s dogpark bff, Honey, who sits like a weirdo 0221
