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Adult Human Chicken

@markclapham.bsky.social
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Former writer, current office person, chronic wife guy. Erratic set of interests barely likely to intersect with whatever you’d like me to post about. He/Him.

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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Keep forgetting to post about some nice art things that arrived in the last week or so: mini comic by @othatsraspberry.com and stickers from @sonnyross.bsky.social:
A mini comic and some stickers on my desk, which has a Resident Evil 4 laptop mat because I’m a cool dude.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
late to the party on this one, as usual, but a nice creepy time for a sunday in October
PlayStation app thing saying I played The Exit 8 for less than an hour and 100% completed it.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eh that didn’t seem to work so trying again
A cinema sign with the name of various films. The titles Doctor Who (presumably the Satan Pit) and Hope (the South Korean horror action movie) are adjacent as if they were a single title.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only forgot the goddam image:
A cinema sign with the name of various films. The titles Doctor Who (presumably the Satan Pit) and Hope (the South Korean horror action movie) are adjacent as if they were a single title.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Digger has the number of credited writers you’d expect for a movie based on a boardgame thats been in development for two decades.
Digger poster on a train platform. Five people are named across the story and screenplay credits.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The shortened titles on cinema tickets really takes the fun out of these things. (this is Transforners the Movie: 40th anniversary: the apology tour).
A cinema ticket for the VUE in Exeter, palace of dreams. The movie title is listed as just ‘Transforne’
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Has it now.
Horoscope from the Metro freesheet: Sagittarius - Uranus has been adding extra zest to relationships since April.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All timer issue title in the new Gotham Central:
Bad Seeds: Gotham Central: Part 1:?Herbicide in Progress
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Actually let’s make it a cool 100, don’t want to sell myself short.
Saiki K wearing his 100 Yen Man glasses.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
my August most listened list on Tidal is unimpeachable imo: tidal.com/mix/008dfe74...
List of recently played songs including the Pipettes, Foxy Shazam, Olivia Rodrigo, the K-Pop Demon Hunters and that kids favourite ‘fucking my heart in the ass’ by Steel Panther.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Looking at this photo of Macauley Culkin in the new @empiremagazine.bsky.social soneone should absolutely make the Home Alone sequel that’s also a Prisoner reboot, where Kevin tries to escape the village using home made contraptions.
Macauley Culkin wearing a black with white trimmed jacket like the Prisoner from TV’s The Prisoner.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Particularly distressed by the Mandelbrot patterned pizza, toppings spread like ice crystals:
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hahahaha what a treat to wake up to.
Ben Templesmith has blocked me.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m reading Brightest Day and this is very funny dialogue to end a scene of Mera running around naked (not just naked but highly sexualised naked). I’d say it was deliberate but I’m not sure Geoff Johns knows words can have multiple meanings.
Horny naked Mera is swimming in the sea, looking up at Aquaman on the jetty and saying ‘Are you coming?’ An awkward Aquaman replies that he’s not sure.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
At last! A movie with some real fibre.
Close up on a cinema ticket for Spider-Man: Brand New Day. The title has been truncated to just Spider-Man: Bran.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
While everyone else is reading Homer and Proust today, I’m reading a very long book about both war and peace.
D.C. Finest graphic novel Peacemaker: Kill for Peace. 27 years worth of Peacemaker comics (albeit with a 19 year hiatus in the middle).
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Got a few days of leave in a heatwave so reading Zweig in public while having my frappe, being that kind of asshole.
A copy of Stefan Zweig’s Journeys and a decaff oat milk frappe with vegan cream on the table of a popular chain coffee outlet.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sometimes you do have to buy a second hand book based on the cover.
Cover of Vampires of Nightworld by David Bischoff. On a presumably alien world a statue of a Dracula has blood dripping from its mouth while a principal boy Glenda Jackson in a vaguely Tom Baker Doctor Who type outfit has their hands on their hips.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
when you have all the windows open in the evening to let some cool air in.
Giant moth boss battle in the original Silent Hill.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Went to little co-op over lunch
Paul Atreides riding a sandworm
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is a permanent change at my regular lunch place.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Bad off screen photos, but the colours of the original graphics for Tomb Raider III’s London look amazing on a big TV.
Slightly washed out image of a bisexually lit tube tunnel in Tomb Raider III. You can sort of see my reflection on the left. Gorgeous purply colours in some kind of semi submerged church in Tomb Raider III.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🎶 don’t stop to ask 🎶
The cover of Barbara Gordon: Breakout issue 2. Yea this is a repost I fucked up.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🎶 don’t stop to ask 🎶
The comic ‘Barbara Gordon: Breakout’ issue 2
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
K9 & Company episode title ‘don’t worry this won’t get a series’
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Let’s goooo.
A middle aged man standing in front of a Masters of the Universe cardboard standee.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Oof I know that feeling.
Three characters from Pokémon, one of whom is saying ‘Bad News, I’m getting an ultra hole reaction.’
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Here you go.
Lara Croft doing the Christine Keeler pose, as seen in the official Tomb Raider III strategy guide.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Samantha Bond as the truly appalling Aunty Angela in Outnumbered.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The six genders
My Little Pony’s mane six, joking aside one of the best balanced character ensembles, should be studied on any creative writing course.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The smiths in Exeter St David’s was selling off a load of Marvel Selects cheap so I ended up reading 8 of the things over two or three weeks. that’s a lot of middling marvel.
A pile of Marvel Select graphic novels.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It’s Saturday, time to crack open a cold one.
A bottle of Robinson’s ‘Mango-lorian Blast’ drink with Grogu on the label.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
“… and the hilarious Ross Matthews. “
Boss baby looking snooker player whose name I’ve forgotten. Not actually Ross Matthews, who isn’t actually hilarious.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Inspired a movie with a remarkable poster and tagline though.
Poster for the movie Day of the Dolphin, about a guy who unwittingly trains a dolphin to kill the president.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Great piece, sound advice, and the main photo features a Norm Breyfogle Detective Comics cover that may be one of the greatest Batman images ever? (Computer enhance)
Wonky zoom in on a fucking awesome Norm Breyfogle of Batman looking fucking awesome in the rain.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
‘If it be a heartwarming queer romcom you be looking for, you’ve come to the right place.’
The vaguely iconic shot of Blackbeard rambling on about a pirate’s life from the original Assassin’s Creed Black Flag trailer. Or maybe it’s from the remake, I dunno I haven’t checked.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I just add random tracks that get stuck in my head to my favourite tracks on Tidal, resulting in a nightmare DJ set of disorienting tonal shifts.
Aztec Camera, Clymie Fisher, some nursery slop, KNEECAP, Fleetwood Mac, the goddam K-pop demon hunters.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
cracked last challenge over breakfast (it had been keeping me awake) and thats Requiem platinumed. First time I’ve done this with a Resident Evil, they usually have a few rock hard trophies.
50/50 trophies!Zero incomplete challenges!
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ooops forgot the completion pic:
Resident Evil Requiem
Insanity Mode 
6 hours 41 minutes and 40 seconds
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Stacy Solomon in Sort Your Life Out, the show about getting rid of half of your shit.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Squeaked it.
Resident Evil Requiem, casual mode, completion time 3:58:51.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Ok going to have to really pick up the pace to get the speed demon challenge for completing the game in less than 4 hours.
4 hours 40 minutes to complete Resident Evil Requiem on casual.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Huh
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Celebrating the reason for the season.
Title card for Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Resident Evil Requiem traumatised me before I even started playing:
The ‘please enter your age’ screen from Resident Evil Requiem. I have entered my age, 50.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Fuck you! I won’t roll a D20.
Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine talking about playing D&D with Jack Black.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If you can’t do it when you’re young; when can you do it? by theaudience. Rare song title so long it had a semi colon in it.
CD single of ‘if you can’t do it when you’re young; when can you do it?’ by theaudience. Yes that’s a v young Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Yes my office carpet is grim.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Planning to go see Return to Silent Hill tomorrow night, sure the walk to the cinema will be fine.
Box art for Silent Hill Downpour.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Mood music for another January severe weather warning.
Tracks from the Silent Hill 2 remake soundtrack: enigmatic despondency, colossal despair, veiled melancholia.
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