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Adult Human Chicken

@markclapham.bsky.social
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Former writer, current office person, chronic wife guy. Erratic set of interests barely likely to intersect with whatever you’d like me to post about. He/Him.

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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 19h
Apparently I was also terrified of a tea advert where a tiny diver (David Jason) dives into a teacup, but I don’t think I actually remember that myself, I’ve just been told it a lot.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 19h
Scaroth tearing his own face off in Doctor Who’s very own take pn ‘Holiday on the Buses’, ‘City of Death’. I was so young I wouldn’t know what story that was from until over a decade later.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 04/10/2026
A brutal bodying for the median bluesky user
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Playing the Bloober Blair Witch game, which puts the AA into Alan WAke in a nice enough way.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
20 years since I was at a friend’s birthday in London and every other bus that went past had a Torchwood ad on the side.
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Writer friends: don’t give up. I was rejected 299 times before I got my 300th rejection.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
late to the party on this one, as usual, but a nice creepy time for a sunday in October
PlayStation app thing saying I played The Exit 8 for less than an hour and 100% completed it.
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those daily mini ghost stories The Uncanny are doing in the run up to Halloween keep reminding me of my Viz ghost box letters page.
Ghost Box fron Viz. Letters spoofing ghost stories. Sorry too much text to transcribe. First letter goes, for example,  it was a normal enough day, I had just got back from doing the school run and I was sitting down having a nice cuppa before making a start on the housework.  All of a sudden I heard a noise. It was probably a ghost.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

(image of a cat bathed in pink/purple light looking up at a giant screen with a sexy cat on it)
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The rewards of laziness - I’ve failed to get around to both this and the Witcher 3 for so long i can play them with all the upgrades, having bought them years ago in a sale.
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe one of the movie stars on this week demands they only be shot in a certain way.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 02/10/2026
Pope Leo, you have a once in a lifetime opportunity to greenlight a sequel to MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just rewarded myself for getting some work done by buying a zillion Castlevania games for less than a tenner.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Didn’t hear that - do do do do do doodle do - but did get Sleeping Satellites, Ordinary World, Baby I Love Your Way (Every Day).
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good heavens look at the time
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to extend spooky month through the entire of november again I think, as aside from the games I have, ehhh, maybe ten to a dozen movies i’d like to get through this year?
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yoda meme but it’s me going back to buy more horror adjacent games on the ps store in spite of having enough installed on the PS5 for a century of Octobers already.
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am ‘finding the music of Dido quite emotional‘ levels of tired.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In a cafe where I’m seriously beginning to suspect they’re playing @alkennedy.bsky.social’s Atlantic 252 playlist.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have we ever seen Ada talk to another woman who wasn’t her own clone?
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just finished this earlier this week. It’s very good. Short, witty chapters covering the history of basically everything via talking about how people have divided up the world, on land and beyond.
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Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had no idea this was an option.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did you get bitten by a radioactive Kieron Gillen
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To DC’s credit they tried this with Clark and Lois 15 years ago and it failed so badly theyre now together as a fait accompli in every media iteration, DC learned that lesson.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are just some characters who reach a point where the love interest isn’t in doubt and once they‘re passed that point you can’t do anything about it. Spidey dating not-MJ is as doomed as a romance between Robin Hood and Julia who does the Merry Men’s accounts.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For mature audiences (excessive loom discussion)
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just imagining Lee Mack as Ronan the Accuser, presumably opposite Bobby Ball as Thanos.
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Midday Matinées @middaymatinees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In subscribers‘ inboxes already, a new Midday Matinée on how changes in Canadian tax law enabled David Cronenberg‘s film about cars. No, not that one. It’s payday week & you can become a subscriber for just £1.00 a month. Or try the free tier & see if you like it. www.patreon.com/MiddayMatine...
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Fast Company (1979) | Midday Matinées with James Cooray Smith
"You wanna win? You can't stand still." From about halfway through, the piece below contains mid-level spoilers for the mid-level Canadian s
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you and Eddie have inspired me to book mine, and of course I cant get it at the nice nearby place I got my flu jab, I have to go to the one of the high street, up a hill. Personal violence against my person, personally.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The advantage the remakes have had, I presume, is shaving years off the design and prototyping stage of production. But maybe Capcom have enough RE engine assets that they can do spin offs in a more efficient way, perhaps lifting some design elements from the outbreaks and chronicles as a head start
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wouldn’t be surprised if we get some real .5 games to fill gaps in the remake timeline, maybe that Fall of Umbrella game everyone has always wanted.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very taken by the idea that Monica is a powerful necromancer but hasn’t realised it so is working reception rather than raising a skeleton army to conquer the world.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Variable 5G when you’re travelling across North Somerset.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eh that didn’t seem to work so trying again
A cinema sign with the name of various films. The titles Doctor Who (presumably the Satan Pit) and Hope (the South Korean horror action movie) are adjacent as if they were a single title.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only forgot the goddam image:
A cinema sign with the name of various films. The titles Doctor Who (presumably the Satan Pit) and Hope (the South Korean horror action movie) are adjacent as if they were a single title.
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok but did the person who laid it out like this know? (Pic via @jonnelledge.bsky.social, tempted to use this as my new banner image).
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Buster Merryfield is looking well.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They have learned nothing. NOTHING
SILENCE! TO ASTONISH
SATURDAY 14 NOVEMBER 2026 1:45 PM - 2:45 PM
PANEL ROOM 1, QUEEN'S SUITE
HARROGATE CONVENTION CENTRE (MAP)
GOOGLE CALENDAR • ICS
"What is this?! What is this supposed to be? I like Matt Fraction, Sarah Graley, John Allison, AND Becky Cloonan but who are these other three people? Is this an interview? Some sort of game?
Psychological torture? Whatever it is, it's a laugh!" is what you'll be thinking as you join podcasters Fraser Geesin aka Gary Lactus (SILENCE., Listen Through The Brown Window), Dan White aka The Beast Must Die (SILENCE!, Savage Beast) and Al Kennedy (House to Astonish, SILENCE! sometimes but not as much as the other two) in an experience that's hard to sum up in a brief blurb but is predominantly daft questions, ill-advised challenges and bad decisions. Oh, and it's about comics.
Suitable for ages 18+
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fraction!
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Modern Toss @moderntoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks a bit like Paul Mescal, which is an idea in itself
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Adult Human Chicken @markclapham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AMM is great but she should be the lead in her own show not wrangling a weird b-plot in someone else‘s. Trying to serve her equally is just pulling the show away from the bread and butter mysteries.
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