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@marianb1980.bsky.social
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If Trump wanted to keep people away from the reflecting pool he would have held the American State Fair there
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
DO YOU SING?
Trump yelling at kid mowing lawn meme
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
me every single day
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My standards are so low at this point that I will vote for a presidential candidate who promises not to endlessly fucking whine about everything
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Instead of renting a hotel room for 2 hours I hear amorous couples are booking tickets to see MELANIA for complete privacy
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/01/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "well, this is shit"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
raffi: regime change in America
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Now, what you hear is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet You see, I am Pontifex and I'd like to say hello
Pope Leo at the mic it looks like he's got some bars. Lyrics in the post are from "Rapper's Delight"
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Hold up so now Take and Bake Pizza is trying to claim there's an implied middle step where I pay? That's not what the sign says!
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe. And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I’m just glad Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield weren’t around during this Trump admin because they would have definitely been in a federal prison by now.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy.
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Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
one for sorrow two for joy three for a girl four for a boy five for silver six for actually that's a lot of magpies seven for oh no they are massing eight for oh my god they're going to attack nine for run, run away now ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
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Chaotina @chaotina.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The stars have aligned for this one
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Marian @marianb1980.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
1966 Batman was the best Batman.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 08/07/2025
I mean fine but if Mamdani was Spider-Man the editor of the big local paper would have a completely over-the-top and underexplained vendetta against him
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Actually Owltistic @actuallyowltistic.com · 07/07/2025
🤣🤣🤣 Remember: birdwatching goes both ways Photos of a tufted titmouse looking into someone's camera lense. #birds #memes #humor #birdMeme ##TuftedTitmouse #funny #BirdWatching
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Instead of publicly chastising people who now regret voting for Trump, give them a hug. When you're in nice and close whisper "Nice job, fuckface" in their ear.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said. Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead. Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
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Puppet @greenjoel.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Very few us can be Victor Laszlo, some can be Rick. Most of us are Renault. That is good enough in the end.
Rick, Renault, Laszlo, and Lund (Bogart, Raines, Henreid, and Bergman) in a publicity photo for Casablanca (1941)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Ok if you’re gonna make it make one where they open a dinosaur park and it goes fine. Everybody has a nice day! Directed by Wes Anderson. The Dinosaurs have little hats
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.
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Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Spotted in the missed connections section of the local Little Village magazine.
IOWA CITY, SEPT. 16
You were driving your Cybertruck south
on N Dubuque Street past the 1-80
ramps, and I was driving north. I didn't
see your face, and I'm worried you didn't
see my middle finger. Just wanted to
make sure you got the message
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.” “Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.” “Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.” “‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us” Pause. “I needed to make a statement.”
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Lee Newman | He/Him @ravenwritindesk.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I'll never forget the year @gailsimone.bsky.social murdered a guy on Christmas.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
goddammit really? we have to start over with another fucking year? I thought we just did this.
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SGS @sgswritereditor.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
As you head into the holiday season, please keep Matthew Gertz and his mentions in your thoughts and prayers, as ignorant folks continue to mistake him for recently former Florida Congressman and general miscreant Matt Gaetz.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Homeboy stopped the wrong lady (H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )
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Stosh @stosh44.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Good morning. Ask your mom to make some calls to Congress today on your behalf. There are still cabinet positions available.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 03/12/2024
If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
So let me get this straight. If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check. But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't? Got it.
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Marian @marianb1980.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
@bencollins.bsky.social So...wanna buy MSNBC? Or know someone good who would buy it instead?
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Today Jimmy Carter is officially too old to play with Lego
Lego box 
Ages 4-99
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
I am a single-issue voter and that issue is "never having to think about or listen to Donald Trump ever again for the rest of my life."
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 31/07/2024
IT'S GRITTY
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Gemma Clark 🧿🕯️ @gemmaclark.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
At last! Looks like someone is finally standing up to Rowling! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
Taco Bell managers at 4:15 today
George Patton in front of an American flag giving some weird ass speech about stuff
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 18/03/2024
this story from today's Ask A Manager is killing me
2. The union

Wasn’t me but a guy I knew. He was a fan of certain “mind altering vegetation,” as was his coworker. He agreed to sell some to his coworker and soon became “the guy” at the auto repair place. One of the managers noticed him always having quick little chats with his coworkers and ran in the complete wrong direction with it and thought my friend was trying to organize a union and he (the manager) was going to stop that.

So my friend was terrified he was going to get fired until he realized that retaliating against him for selling pot was totally legal but retaliating against him for pro-union activity wasn’t. And so, to protect himself from being fired for being mistaken as a union organizer, he organized a union.
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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
just in time
hammers hanging on a point-of-sale display, the sign says "surprise your valentine"
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