Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 4hThe shot from the drone flying through the fireworks for the Vargas home run is fucking badass 010
Reposted by Steve UncleNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 5hSource: Bezos to pay $50 million for rights to stream execution on Amazon Prime. 3557782
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 9hCan't wait for all the Facebook #resistance memes saying "Tell Donny Drumpf how much you like Artificial Intelligence to really tick him off! 🤣" 010
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 10hWhen I said that group of people deserved to be raped and murdered I didn't intend for anyone to screenshot it. For that I am deeply sorry. 000
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 10hBack in the day, AI and SI lived together in harmony 010
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There are Yankee fans alive today who hadn't even stabbed their first hobo yet when the Yankees last won the World Series 010
Reposted by Steve UnclePhilip Bump @pbump.com · 08/10/2026Best day of the baseball season: Yankee elimination day. And in classic Yankee style! 2438716
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Iran, please nuke San Diego to divert the hurricane 000
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026eBikes have solved the cycling problem Why do we still have the Tour de France ? 000
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If I ever like or post anything like this please take my phone away and throw me into the nearest abyss. 010
Reposted by Steve UncleFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar 141040166
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026However much you think the average American drank 100+ years ago, it was a lot more 010
Reposted by Steve UncleSteve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Where was Biberty on January 6th? 121
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bryan Baker was traded from the O's to the Rays for a draft pick. The O's then drafted Slater de Brun with that pick. The O's traded Slater de Brun to the Rays as part of the Shane Baz trade Very odd trade chain 020
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A witch cursed me to a lifetime of posting my actual opinions online 000
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dozens of online accounts repeatedly posting the same couple of talking points I agree with: proof of a global movement A single person disagreeing with me: bot, astroturfing, paid actor 010
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The tech industry sure has changed The days of the sweaty nerds is over A sizable number of the technical people I interact with on a daily basis are smoking hot babes It's fantastic 000
Reposted by Steve UncleNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think it's bad that the promotional pathway from "professional athlete" is turning into "modern-day Renfield who procures victims for Dracula" 145781
Reposted by Steve Uncleworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"How do you plead?" "Not guilberty" 1222
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Get in folks, were doing "Texas is going to go blue!" for the 9th election in a row 010
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Trump doesn't really care about the midterms because he's not on the ballot He won't stage another coup or try to overturn the results because he doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself 140
Reposted by Steve Uncle113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty 663083521
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't know who Megan Fox owes money to but I hope they get it 110
Reposted by Steve UncleBrent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Teoscar Hernández crushes a middle-middle cutter from Victor Mederos 431 feet into the Dodger Stadium bleachers to put the Dodgers up 2-0 0164
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Pages challenges the first correct call the umpire made all afternoon 020
Reposted by Steve Unclechore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I enjoy a joke as much as the next humorless person 07311
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Never seen an ump have a heat stroke in the top of the second inning but I can't offer another explanation 000
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026$5 of every $100 the average American spends goes to making Kevin Hart commercials 000
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Jeter doing Polymarket commercials My decades of calling him a bitch are finally paying off 010
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Big Papi says the Dodger and Braves should hydrate I have to agree with his analysis 000
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When was the last time Donald Trump ate pussy? I'm guessing the mid-90s 000
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It must be so weird to be a college student these days You're always one bad decision or one horrible experience away from becoming a national news story in a way that's not true for 18 year olds who choose to join the workforce instead 000
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I spent an evening with JD Vance talking about horse meat, butane lighters, and movie trailers. He's just a regular guy, like me. 010
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Go ahead and block me I've seen what you follow 000
Reposted by Steve UncleTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120453124
Reposted by Steve UnclefuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/10/2026direct deposit and auto payments have my paycheck like:static.klipy.comGrandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The SimpsonsAlt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons 929447
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Closer. Closer. Your lips brush their cheek Was that intentional? Their skin was so soft You can't think of anything else 010
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Howdy Doody. The fact that he was largely forgotten is the inspiration for Toy Story but he's still largely forgotten. 220
Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026After reading this I'm beginning to doubt if airplanes even exist 000