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Steve Uncle

@the-barely-jew.bsky.social
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First up against the wall when the revolution comes Bon vivant, raconteur, rogue, idiot

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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 4h
The shot from the drone flying through the fireworks for the Vargas home run is fucking badass
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 5h
Chinatown Weekend at Bernie's
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 5h
Source: Bezos to pay $50 million for rights to stream execution on Amazon Prime.
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 9h
Can't wait for all the Facebook #resistance memes saying "Tell Donny Drumpf how much you like Artificial Intelligence to really tick him off! 🤣"
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 10h
When I said that group of people deserved to be raped and murdered I didn't intend for anyone to screenshot it. For that I am deeply sorry.
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 10h
Back in the day, AI and SI lived together in harmony
Alan Iverson on Sports Illustrated
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You boy, what day is today
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are Yankee fans alive today who hadn't even stabbed their first hobo yet when the Yankees last won the World Series
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/10/2026
Best day of the baseball season: Yankee elimination day. And in classic Yankee style!
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Iran, please nuke San Diego to divert the hurricane
Hurricane heading towards socal
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Screaming liberal woman
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
eBikes have solved the cycling problem Why do we still have the Tour de France ?
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I ever like or post anything like this please take my phone away and throw me into the nearest abyss.
I'm not concerned about Itan bombing California.
I'm concerned about Trump bombing California and trying to act like Iran did it
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
However much you think the average American drank 100+ years ago, it was a lot more
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Where was Biberty on January 6th?
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bryan Baker was traded from the O's to the Rays for a draft pick. The O's then drafted Slater de Brun with that pick. The O's traded Slater de Brun to the Rays as part of the Shane Baz trade Very odd trade chain
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A witch cursed me to a lifetime of posting my actual opinions online
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dozens of online accounts repeatedly posting the same couple of talking points I agree with: proof of a global movement A single person disagreeing with me: bot, astroturfing, paid actor
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The tech industry sure has changed The days of the sweaty nerds is over A sizable number of the technical people I interact with on a daily basis are smoking hot babes It's fantastic
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it's bad that the promotional pathway from "professional athlete" is turning into "modern-day Renfield who procures victims for Dracula"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"How do you plead?" "Not guilberty"
Liberty Biberty
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get in folks, were doing "Texas is going to go blue!" for the 9th election in a row
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump doesn't really care about the midterms because he's not on the ballot He won't stage another coup or try to overturn the results because he doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's pronounced "Vogon" Famous poets
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know who Megan Fox owes money to but I hope they get it
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Brent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Teoscar Hernández crushes a middle-middle cutter from Victor Mederos 431 feet into the Dodger Stadium bleachers to put the Dodgers up 2-0
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pages challenges the first correct call the umpire made all afternoon
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I enjoy a joke as much as the next humorless person
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never seen an ump have a heat stroke in the top of the second inning but I can't offer another explanation
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
$5 of every $100 the average American spends goes to making Kevin Hart commercials
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The field at Dodger Stadium is cooking
Thermometer over 120
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jeter doing Polymarket commercials My decades of calling him a bitch are finally paying off
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big Papi says the Dodger and Braves should hydrate I have to agree with his analysis
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When was the last time Donald Trump ate pussy? I'm guessing the mid-90s
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It must be so weird to be a college student these days You're always one bad decision or one horrible experience away from becoming a national news story in a way that's not true for 18 year olds who choose to join the workforce instead
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Puny humans
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I spent an evening with JD Vance talking about horse meat, butane lighters, and movie trailers. He's just a regular guy, like me.
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Go ahead and block me I've seen what you follow
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/10/2026
direct deposit and auto payments have my paycheck like:
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Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
Alt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Closer. Closer. Your lips brush their cheek Was that intentional? Their skin was so soft You can't think of anything else
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're welcome
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Howdy Doody. The fact that he was largely forgotten is the inspiration for Toy Story but he's still largely forgotten.
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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After reading this I'm beginning to doubt if airplanes even exist
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