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Manuel Herrick

@manuel-herrick.bsky.social
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"I've heard you are a great disappointment." "That's right, I am great."

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🌑 @fell.energy · 09/07/2026
a picture of a climbing gym, captioned: i suck dick loud as hell if you dont like it go to ANOTHER climbing gym
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
my kid just walked in still wearing his mitch mcconnell pajamas and holding his mighty mitch doll and asked if mitch mcconnell is dead. and i couldn’t look him in the eyes. he’s got an enormous neck wattle and it swings around even when he’s standing still. and to be clear my wife was unfaithful
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Tziva @tziva.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
🪶butt
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I do this all the time it really works
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ETX Gov @etxgov.myatproto.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell and I just spent 20 minutes prank calling Ted Cruz. Poor Ted fell for it every time.
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"gormless" is a great word. Love the suggestion that it's good and clever to be gormed. Gormy. Gormful.
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marie @muhree.ing · 08/07/2026
the indomitable human spirit is right behind me isn't it
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
gaslighting my huzbin into thinking women find haaland hawt
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Kasie Hunt asked Scott Jennings on live TV if McConnell would be willing to call in to CNN. The discomfort on Jennings’ face while he tried to bullshit his way around that answer was really something. Methinks we still aren’t getting the whole story.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is true btw, I do not play with the #rockfacts hashtag
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
OMG missed penalty kicks are an undiscovered delight
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Filbi (they/them) @filbi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Elf on a Shelf but it's Hugo Weaving staring sternly at you
Hugo Weaving as Elrond in Lord of the Rings
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Forced to work. Born to thirst after shaved head George Costanza
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From The West Meadow @handle.invalid · 07/07/2026
I should really come back to this
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I will take microwave fish guy over crunchy apple guy any day of the week
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 07/07/2026
USA waffled too much
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Harris Foster @harris.zone · 07/07/2026
oh so it's like rocket league but with people
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE GOALIE CAN JUST PICK UP THE BALL
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Goalie was hit with a Havana gun
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"I don't know what to do with my feet"
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I didn't know soccer had half-court shots
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
LMAO
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
LOL
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This team does not seem to understand the kind of game they are in. As we know, all great teams make a point of focusing on the ref in big matches.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump plus Señor Cruz. We had no shot.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 07/07/2026
That’s right chaps
A chart mailing tube with a yellow label that says URGENT ship’s documents / technical manuals in transit for ship on point of sailing
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hydration, broken
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Watching the US losing to Belgium after all of that
Doctor Gonzo to Raoul Duke: "Did you see what God just did to us, man?"
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/07/2026
Belgium is the Delaware of Europe send post
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm given to understand it was not safe to assume I could miss the first 15 minutes
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Happy for those three guys in their Paris Hilton soccer shirts, hope they have a good time tonight
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If we're ranking days where haters were right and were right to say so, this one's right up there
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not gonna pierce these baking potatoes with a fork, in fact I hope they explode. I hope it takes out the whole neighborhood.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you see a cat sitting and staring at a blank wall, it’s because that cat is waiting for that wall to get out of its fucking way
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Numbers five and six getting a big shout out today
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 06/07/2026
At least it’s finally negroni season
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Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As someone who has watched soccer for 3 entire weeks, here are some suggestions for improving the game: -if it’s still 0-0 in the 80th minute, they release wild animals onto the field -if you touch the ball you get your hand cut off -the ref can punch one (1) person per game
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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 06/07/2026
i believe the kids say "called it"
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Gonna end up spending the morning trying to figure out where to serve FIFA or UEFA or whoever it is with process.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
gm
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Edwin Davies @edwinjdavies.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England won, but unfortunately He awaits
Michael Caine as Alfred in Dark Knight Rises crying. Text says:

Erling Haaland is the scariest guy I’ve ever seen in my life
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
jordan henderson getting stretchered off after the whistle is an all-time world cup moment the fucking music kicking in, i am spent
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England eating tacos tonight
Baked bean hard shell tacos with cheddar and iceberg lettuce
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Manuel Herrick @manuel-herrick.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Nothing so holy as a Texas BBQ joint converted from a country church. ⛪
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
sincerely believe Bruce Campbell has one of the greatest cinematic faces of all time. like the world's most handsome cartoon.
extreme closeup on filthy, sweaty Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i blocked so many people today for the sole reason that they failed to make me laugh. felt great. i totally understand why a king might have a jester executed on a whim now
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 25/06/2026
other things
green ferns and moss by a stream with tree above stretching over the water and casting shadows on the moss below
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