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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 15h
me not quite transitioned from summer into full dark mode
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fucking assholes
screenshot of the overseas mail in ballot as unavailable
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i feel like the gop would do better if they collaborated with the writers from days or general hospital in coming up with red herrings. like basketball schedules are pretty concrete while being possessed or plotting with helena to freeze the world is arguable on many levels
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
children’s recceses sound like unfettered insanity. the amount of screaming alone is disconcerting. like a mix of deep gutteral whaling & high pitched yelps followed by an ear piercing cry waking the ancestors. i mean wtf are they doing?? maybe we should all be doing this in 30 minute intervals
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
getting my huzbin in the game this halloween
cheesy couple costumes of Aladdin & jasmine where the magic carpet looks like a bath towel
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the 7yo pissed in a bottle and asked the 9yo if he wanted a drink. that’s a first for me
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
all I know is generation a better be having the best 67th birthday parties ever. if I wasn’t going to be almost 100’in 2077 id start a six seven party planning service
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bromega point
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tamra is so fucking funny making this face after hearing that guy describe his dick as a coke can #amen #rhoc
tamra judge making a stank face
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
stepheratu. foiled again.
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
conscious: just because every real housewife gets new tits on a tire rotation schedule doesn’t mean you have to body dysmorphia up me: cool cool cool. kinda want new tits
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me & this model from zara bout to start some shit up in our blouses
angry looking waif in a pussy bow blouse in
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
porscha is a vision in this red gangster fit #gagged #RHUGT
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hahahahaha
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bro looks hungry for brains
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
considering lore the zombie apocalypse started when they allowed the first dead senator to vote
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
happy #caturday from this himbo
black fuzzy cat laying on his back with vacant expression
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my dad’s up awake & informed
text conversation:

Dad:Putin and Trump have bombs that can kill everyone now. AI is going to kill us.

Me: Welp, a very good morning to you too! Love you.

Dad: Nuts. Rain here.
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
europeans are too comfortable interchanging coke & coke zero & frankly they have foresaken mother diet coke altogether
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i feel like if i show my boys braveheart but i explain mel gibson as trans they them i will be getting it right on a more evolutionary threshold
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the best outcome from the ariana/charlie debacle is for ariana to become a loud atheist #NextGenNYC
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
rewatching all of absolutely fabulous and it’s very much the original and best real housewives
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
describing someone as a hoot & a half for my ancestors
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
cause if they acted out horny realistically it would be too embarrassing for everyone
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
when you see those uniforms it’s prettty obvious we are in the spaceballs timeline
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
no son you ain’t ready for spanish burger chains
a burger ad for chivuos that says ‘beef the fuck up’
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
jd vance isn’t smart. he lacks the curiosity fundamental to true intelligence. he’s predictable not imaginative. he’s dependent on cliche, stereotypes & the deception that white men who graduate from ivy schools are brilliant & not just propped up by the generations of rich white men before them
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
she’s all beep beep let me show you how to use this plate dumbass
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wendell berry was another treasure. fair’s fair. we get three evil ones now & we all know who
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
feel like he should only be allowed to post this shit from his house on mars that he was supposed to start building 5 years ago
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
omg unplug everything already
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
so is mitch returning with jesus
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
she dedicated so much of her heart & fortune to eastern tn & cared for the people like no other it’s a good time to rename this bridge after Dolly
French broad river bridge sign named after Trump
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly was really good to us & i really think she loved us all even when we didn’t deserve it
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
me trying to have a nice time at the beach. happy end of summer 🌞
angry little frog buried in the dirt’s very round frog with tiny butt sprawled out on her stomach
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i dated a guy who talks like claude & it’s so embarrassing
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
me when i get into horses later in life
magnificent mohawked armored person riding a giant armored black horse
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
sororities would have gotten away with it
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
so is mitch all better now
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
megyn kelly is such a sad sack of shit. trump basically called her a cunt & ruined her career only for her to cheerlead his every disgrace including raping children
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
tfw you want to go pee but you have kids
a giant l rainbow care bear squish mellow stuffed animal smiling on the toilet
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
omg yaaassss the antidote to corporate medias braindead & banal fun facts about karoline
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Political journalists seem to just not understand that what the White House says to the public on video matters a 1000% fucking more than a friendly email behind the scenes that’s never published and nobody knows about.
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
don’t you hurt my dog
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light
picture of a taylor farms veggie tray
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
fuck yeah we vote for not this shit
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
may the jackoff cowards neuter themselves before they hurt anyone else
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
my housekeeper is coming in the morning bootcamp mode to teach the boiz how to properly fold their clothes & string a garbage bag so it isn’t loose & all the other stuff she kicks ass at. im so fucking pumped.
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
take aways from the odyssey are 1. i too have suffered from taking a shortcut that was not a shortcut 2. very thrilling watching big guys skiddadle back to a boat being chased by bigger guys 3. expected more siren activity but ok
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cookie @itscooltobecool.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
53 years later reliving this shit
page 372 of fear & loathing on the campaign trail
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