Sign in

Mankelor

@mankelor.bsky.social
74 followers 81 following 10 posts

Mid-30s dad who enjoys horror movies, anime, and historical tabletop games

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Mankelor
Jonathan Larsen @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
EXCLUSIVE: I just revealed that Rep. @tomsuozzi.bsky.social lives at C Street. That’s the DC townhouse run by The Family, the secretive Christian group that runs the National Prayer Breakfast. Suozzi pays $800/month. He's kept it secret for years. There’s more…
jonathanlarsen.substack.com
Tom Suozzi Lives at C Street
The New York Democrat kept secret his low-rent lodging at a right-wing Christian townhouse
1122299988
Mankelor @mankelor.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Cornhole is fun. That is all
000
Reposted by Mankelor
Dan Friesen @showmestateofmind.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
On my journey, I bumped into some of Celine’s family, who were lovely.
Dan gives a thumbs up next to a tiger
2774128
Reposted by Mankelor
Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
counted 25 ICE officers (most with ERO vests) during my 26-minute wait in the LGA Terminal C Touchless line this morning. every one of them was either standing doing nothing or slowly walking the length of the line doing nothing. at least four were in masks.
two ICE officers who look like they’re about 16two ICE officers standing by a walltwo ICE officers pacingtwo ICE officers, both masked, walking the length of the TSA line
322754897
Reposted by Mankelor
Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
3870461851
Reposted by Mankelor
splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 28/12/2025
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
painting on canvas of a bald man in a yellow shirt throwing a pinecone at ET's head. a group of people also wielding pinecones are gathered behind him, becoming more shadowy and inhuman the further back they are. the sky is a sickly yellow colour, taking place at an unclear time of day
7257911316
Reposted by Mankelor
Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I have a very bad feeling about this...
18345397210117
Mankelor @mankelor.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
B&N clearance table has some good stuff sometimes. Got these for $30 #boardgames
Picture of two boardgames: Terraforming Mars The Dice Game and Dungeon Kart
140
Reposted by Mankelor
Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Joe Biden outliving him would be objectively hilarious.
504358510
Reposted by Mankelor
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event
715677668
Reposted by Mankelor
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial
The Cracker Barrel logo featuring their new slogan “White people are devils created by the great scientist Yakub”
209118781712
Reposted by Mankelor
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Alex walks down the street in summer and thinks to herself "damn, it's so hot. I wanna take my shirt off." She begins lifting her shirt up and thinks "wait... I'm hesitating. I didn't use to do this when I was a guy." She then experiences immediate euphoria and thinks to herself "my Torso is obscene!" She raises her hands toward the sky in victory and thinks again "MY TORSO IS OBSCENE!"
505998732
Reposted by Mankelor
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
We’re working on it. That’s all I can say for now. Subscribe to The Onion.
18110053740
Reposted by Mankelor
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
QAnon — a celebrity’s best friend.
562219290
Reposted by Mankelor
AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 09/08/2025
tell me about it, tiny aloe plant on the counter at the cafe near my house
a tiny aloe plant with a post it note that says LEAVE ME ALONE! TRYING TO LIVE >:(
9102761779
Reposted by Mankelor
Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The Confederates always used "state's rights" when it was convenient and the feds to control the states when it wasn't. We are still fighting the confederates...they weren't punished well enough and they never went away.
558114722814
Reposted by Mankelor
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Estrogen rules, dude.
Boy Alex Haus of Decline resembling Dan Harmon, Slavoj Zizek and or Matt Christman. Heavy set, tired looking. Colorful shirt. Ill fitting jeans.Girl Alex Haus of Decline. Marlene Dietrich type. Shorts are high and tight exposing thighs with healthy thick admixture of fat and muscle.
2229270539
Mankelor @mankelor.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
It's been a while since I read some DC comics. Picked this up at a local shop yesterday. Heard good things about it and these affordable collections are right up my alley
030
Reposted by Mankelor
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 16/07/2025
Unsolved Physics Problems xkcd.com/3115/
Comic. The Three Types of Unsolved Physics Problem (First panel) Vague. PERSON [next to curved diagram] What is the nature of time in quantum gravity? Is it a background parameter, a dynamic aspect of spacetime, or an emergent phenomenon? (Second panel) Precise. PERSON 2 with short hair [device with equation below: 71Ga + νe → 71Ge + e- .] Why does the *S.A.G.E.* Gallium Neutrino Capture Experiment produce only 75% as much germanium as predicted? (Third panel) Cursed. PERSON 3 with white hat [rectangular block with hairs growing out of it labeled Zinc Whiskers] Why does some metal randomly grow hairs? It keeps causing short circuits and we have no idea what’s going on. OFF-PANEL: Is this a joke? PERSON 3: No! Please help!
474300668
Reposted by Mankelor
froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
you boof 8 spiders in your sleep every year
5468
Reposted by Mankelor
haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
going to sleep for one year
21314
Reposted by Mankelor
Rita, antifascist🏴 @oldsquida.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
From a distance you can see a mountain landscape with a blue sky and a few hazy clouds. on the sides of the picture you can see parts of trees. On the left in light green, on the right a smaller dark green tree further away. in the center is a black box on which is written in white “Only caring about your own right is exactly how you lose them”.
150185804173
Reposted by Mankelor
taber @kvetch.gay · 28/06/2025
Teamsters booth fully staffed by furries, gorgeous waterfront park, weed slushies, these fried cheese curds I’m eating, Twin Cities Pride I looooove you
1024973262
Reposted by Mankelor
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
An Onion front page with the headline: Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice

Who will stand up for our democracy? This
question, fraught in even the most peaceful
times, has only grown more pressing as our
country approaches its 250th anniversary.
Each passing day brings growing assaults on
essential liberties like freedom of speech and due process.
Meanwhile, our delicately assembled legal system faces
a constant barrage of threats. Even as this issue reaches
publication, the U.S. military has been deployed against
peaceful protesters. We teeter on the brink of collapse into
an authoritarian state. That is why, today, The Onion calls
upon our lawmakers to sit back and do absolutely nothing.
Members of Congress, now more than ever, our nation
desperately needs your cowardice.
Our republic is a birthright, an exceedingly rare treasure
passed down from generation to generation of Americans. It
was gained through hard years of bloody resistance and can
too easily be lost. Our Founding Fathers, in their abundant
wisdom, understood that all it would take was men and
women of little courage sitting in the corridors of power
and taking zero action as this precious inheritance was
stripped away—and that is where we have finally arrived.
Now is not the time for bravery or valor! This is the time
for protecting your own hide and lining your pocket. Now is
not the time for listening to your idiotic constituents drone
on about what’s happening to their precious democracy.
This is the time for getting down on all fours and grov-
eling. Now is not the time to say, “Enough is enough,” and
have the tough conversations about resisting the ongoing
assaults on American liberty. This is the time to let the wave
of apathy and indifference roll over you as you think about
getting a really nice renovation to your house in Kalorama.
But what can I, one coward, do alone? you might ask.
166154483851
Reposted by Mankelor
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
right now bombing Iran is incredibly unpopular. i suspect the admin is betting this will inspire retaliatory terrorist attacks against Americans that will help to manufacture consent for further escalations.
30874111298
Reposted by Mankelor
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
theonion.com/new-bomb-cap...
theonion.com
New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast
99103121911
Reposted by Mankelor
Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It's worth reflecting today on what it took to end legal chattel slavery in the US. And it's worth remembering that the work stoppages of enslaved workers in the south crippled the Confederacy and were the largest and most effective labor action in US history.
372450667
Reposted by Mankelor
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
bought twenty pounds of honey, now i don't have to pay Big Mead every time i come back from a dungeon and want a drink
4141440
Reposted by Mankelor
Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I believe this is the male Agami, and he decided to put on his fancy gown to relax at the nest site. Agami Heron #CostaRica #birds #herons #nature
A bird with rich chestnut and deep blue plumage, long pale blue chest feathers, and a sharp bill, perched among leafy branches.
1551167
Reposted by Mankelor
Dave @arendtdave.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
My favorite strip
126716
Reposted by Mankelor
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
1505494598
Reposted by Mankelor
James Queally @jqwritesstuff.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Nat Guard/DHS threw tear gas canisters and smoke grenades into the crowd. Protesters and media hit. Pellet rounds deployed. All to seemingly clear path for a convoy of DHS/Border Patrol vehicles. I got hit but fine after an eye rinse.
389100463136
Reposted by Mankelor
Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
6865389615542
Reposted by Mankelor
Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
some resources for protestors A demonstrator's guide to understanding riot munitions and how to defend against them crimethinc.com/2021/01/04/a...
crimethinc.com
A Demonstrator’s Guide to Understanding Riot Munitions
An extensive guide to less-lethal police weaponry—including chemical weapons and impact munitions—and how to defend against and treat their effects.
2725241553
Reposted by Mankelor
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If you want to prepare for a spicy summer 3M mask with extra filters. Ideally a full face respirator. Soft body armor of some kind for impact munitions. Doesn't have to be ballistic. Helmet. Can be ballistic. Can be bump. Even a bicycle helmet can save your life from a grenade.
10861451834
Reposted by Mankelor
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 30/05/2025
Injured owlet giving me a skeptical look… before deciding maybe I wasn’t so bad.
An owl sits on Senator Whitehouse's shoulder and looks into the camera.An owl sits between a person's feet.
2239291681
Reposted by Mankelor
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
good news everyone, climate change is continuing to worsen unabated and fascism has completely broken containment but at least 2025 comes with a *checks notes* ... Glenn Greenwald sex tape.
3093998379
Reposted by Mankelor
Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely." Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.
The painting titled Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi. The painting portrays the moment that Judith beheads Holofernes, mid act of sawing his head off with a sword.  Judith grasps his hair as he lies face up on his bed and cuts the sword across to behead him while blood spurts out of his neck. Another woman helps hold him down as he attempts to resist.
1272267423585
Reposted by Mankelor
Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
Picture of the OJ Simpson car chase with the caption "millions expected to travel this Memorial day, breaking 20-year-old record"
496163912721
Reposted by Mankelor
Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/
Unsplash image of the Earth, mostly the nightside with a tracery of city lights on every continent.
737225117753
Reposted by Mankelor
secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 11/05/2025
Happy Mothers day 🧡❤️🩷🌟
Drawing of a pigeon in their typically lackluster nest with the caption "Happy Mothers day to parents doing their loving best"
47103731706
Reposted by Mankelor
JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
started a heated "which Evangelion character are you?" discussion at the gay bar last night and like yeah I get it we all want to be Misato but in fact I am Misato
538526
Reposted by Mankelor
lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
500228512777
Reposted by Mankelor
Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Prepping is a privilege Stockpiling is a privilege Bugging out is a privilege Moving is a privilege All of these things require money, resources & most importantly… health. Disabled people can’t prep. We’re too reliant on the supply chain because we have no other choice. Don’t leave us behind
23974243
Reposted by Mankelor
Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The red winged blackbird
A black bird with a stripe of red on its wing, perched on a cattail
221215194
Reposted by Mankelor
Dan Ryckert @danryckert.com · 30/04/2025
11755631028
Reposted by Mankelor
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
it couldn't be more obvious they are preparing for eruptions this summer and a subsequent crackdown
11947781259
Reposted by Mankelor
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
i would even argue it's pretty common for Americans to see what's happening in Gaza as a genocide. NYT reporters and the visual investigations team have documented aspects of that genocide well. The owners and editors just don't want anyone to call it that.
151401200
Reposted by Mankelor
bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
221669270