Reposted by MammatortThe Horne Section @thehornesection.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Here’s a tip for the birdwatchers. Taken from 8 Out of 10 Cats. 015226
Reposted by Mammatortderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie 1272207233993
Reposted by MammatortLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The bus cannot come fast enough for Toby 🚌 IG: @kwpawtrips 841388272
Reposted by MammatortTechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Took a picture of my friends dog at the train station and may have created the best horror movie poster ever 361468254
Reposted by MammatortSarah-Jane @porschespider.bsky.social · 06/09/20264yo is upset because he asked me to draw a picture of a shark eating a person so I drew a shark eating a person and now he's sad because the person is being eaten by a shark. 0101
Reposted by MammatortSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Opening your electric bill after having the fan on 24/7 for three months. Oil on canvas. 🎨: Ramon Casas, 1899 032146
Mammatort @mammatort.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Lend your support to entrepreneurs in low-income countries through @lendwithcare.bsky.social Make your first loan for free with this link! lendwithcare.org/referral/OCA... - I just did another loan to a group of women in Malawi who are running a shop. This is such a great non-profit organisation.lendwithcare.orgMicrofinance from CARE International UKCARE International's microfinance lending initiative 000
Reposted by MammatortEric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Others have said it previously, but I love how this promotional image from the 1990 Stephen King's IT looks like a prestige drama courtroom show, that just so also happens to involve a clown. 7150431263
Reposted by MammatortMicah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous lossstatic.klipy.comTim Curry Laughing as Pirate CaptainAlt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing 2465861441
Reposted by Mammatortjoyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!! 2450241043
Reposted by MammatortToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295268212869
Reposted by MammatortToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 24/08/2026In 'Have you ever felt like this? news' news, ITVX will stream cult - if not often downright weird - kids' show Round The Twist from 17th September 1215635
Reposted by MammatortNicolas Robert @robertsnickc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026#Streetart by Fábio Gomes in Trindade, #Brazil #art 585730691
Reposted by MammatortMarie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026OH MY GOD BAYEUX BLOBBY!! 35413
Reposted by MammatortEric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Must watch. Trust me. 😂😂😂 2682879652
Reposted by MammatortNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Early Tom Waits song: All the ladies in this bar Are like rhinestone-shaped goodbyes I miss my baby Late Tom Waits somg: Crank up the hog alarm and swig that gasoline We're gonna set fire to Panama with a goose fat machine 8627137
Reposted by MammatortWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/08/2026This is Bella. She joined her mom at the gym and figured she'd get a workout in too. Went and got her own mat and everything. 13/10 (IG: alicianicole873) 184106701290
Reposted by MammatortIrrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026#caturday #cats 633786453
Reposted by MammatortSavannah Ostrowski @savannah.dev · 29/07/2026one of my cats has learned to press the preheat button on the oven when she's mad at me because I'm not listening to her. she does it but doesn't press start, so it just beeps at me until I go to the kitchen and see her standing defiantly on the stove. she is a demon and I love her. 692137114
Reposted by MammatortWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/07/2026This is Bruno and Rocket. Rocket insists on making a grand entrance. Bruno is happy to help with that. 13/10 for both (IG: bruno_da_doxie_doggie) 341190462337
Reposted by MammatortNate Mook @natemook.bsky.social · 19/07/2026These Ukrainian dogs in Kharkiv were very happy about their new food delivery from the Hachiko team. Thanks to Purina for the donation! 🙏 534993592
Reposted by MammatortCosta Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out. 114137692877
Reposted by MammatortNiall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 19/07/20265 weeks ago Espresso Martini was poisoned and left for dead. We've been working very hard and today she is back running. Unbelievable scenes! 2577060864
Reposted by MammatortSarah Nicholas @sarahnicholas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Do any of you know of someone with a 4 bedroom house in Bath, looking to rent it out to a very lovely flamenco-dancing educator and her family, like, pretty flipping soon? 025
Reposted by MammatortWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/07/2026This is Winnie. He got so excited that he briefly forgot how to be a dog. You can laugh, but he'd like to point out you look this ridiculous all the time. 13/10 (TT: brisbreaks) 243143052011
Reposted by Mammatortderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026the two outfits for men 84161622513
Reposted by MammatortLorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This is a monstrous and inhumane policy and I'm so angry at Rowling for fomenting this culture of transphobia, and at Labour for pushing this horrible legislation through 0173
Reposted by Mammatort🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Netflix is struggling with keeping viewers "hooked" because it keeps canceling shows after 1 season so no one trusts a Netflix show to last. Its that simple, regardless of whatever their bullshit internal analytics are informing them. 46572391009
Reposted by MammatortLol @loltype.bsky.social · 13/07/2026in my defence the stick man looks like he’s having the time of his life there 1909148
Reposted by MammatortMike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Sam Neill should have won an Oscar for this “help I’m being attacked by an invisible Chevy Chase” scene with a stupid looking plastic gun taped to the side of his head 5469631525
Reposted by MammatortCMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026This will never not make me smile. 254255675
Mammatort @mammatort.bsky.social · 11/07/2026For the attention of @jaffne.bsky.social 🤨 what are you guys up to in there?! 111
Reposted by MammatortAll Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Seen in an old cookbook, a recipe that resonates with me today. 2776260986
Reposted by Mammatortcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell 544853662
Reposted by MammatortWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/07/2026This is Beau. He loves his small human. A little concerned about why he's being outlined like a crime scene victim. Deciding to give them the benefit of the doubt. 13/10 (TT: beaunosebones) 907987820
Mammatort @mammatort.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I used to work in marketing for a uni and this is so spot on. 🤣 020
Mammatort @mammatort.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Yesterday in Manchester a man stopped me (and several others) in the street to delightedly tell us all about Farage stepping down (this was pre running again announcement). I yelped with delight. It was lovely to see that level of Reform disgust and jubilance being shared between strangers. 120
Reposted by MammatortTony @antonyillahiwarren.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The broadcasting rules demand that Count Binface should get as much airtime as Nigel Fraud. #VoteCountBinface 1116
Reposted by MammatortCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 04/07/2026For anyone disappointed that the truffle hunting cat isn't real, the good news is most, if not all, real cats are also pretty bad at finding truffles. 59811
Mammatort @mammatort.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The train I'm on from Manchester to London is overheating in carriages C and G. Water just started pouring out of the ceiling temporarily - i assume it's the air con on its way out 😲 222
Reposted by MammatortDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 05/07/2026They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven. 9785491741
Reposted by MammatortFunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 04/07/2026My dog went to the vet for a check-up. They said they needed to get a pic for her profile. 1 log into the portal to get results, and THIS is what came up 😂 4229138449
