Sign in

CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@greyareauk.bsky.social
639 followers 757 following 3.7K posts

Elite:Dangerous Commander Whisky drinker. Muppet. Semi-charming crank. Perturbed but undeterred. Love tech and retro-tech. A Scot, now living on the East Coast of England. Learning how to be strong in the broken places.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Gareth L. Powell / G.L. Powell @garethlpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jitterbug is a 2026 science fiction novel by Gareth L Powell, published by @titanbooks.bsky.social
A quotation from Jitterbug by Gareth L Powell that says: "The one hard truth I’d learned about the past was that it couldn’t be changed. It couldn’t be edited or rewritten, only lived with. No matter how hard you wanted to, you couldn’t fix days that were dead and gone. All you could do was try to make sure the days to come were better."
1245
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
641237369
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sophie
@netcapgirl

she's a 10 but Excel thinks she's October
012427
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
neat-deadandlive-things

"The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!"

Below the text are two photos side-by-side showing a construction site viewed from above. On the left, a large yellow and black excavator is parked on dirt. On the right, the same large excavator is shown next to a much smaller miniature yellow excavator, humorously framed as parent and child.
0554
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
slightly-bovverd      

If you ever feel bad about taking a longer time than someone else to accomplish the same things, just remember that during the 1912 Stockholm Olympics Japanese marathon runner Shizo Kanakuri passed out in a garden party along the marathon route and, instead of notifying race officials of his inability to finish the race, he went back to Japan without telling anyone and was considered a missing person by the Swedish authorities for 50 years.   He didn't finish the race until 1967 when a Swedish television station offered to help him complete the run, and he finished with a final time of 54 years, 8 months, 6 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 20.379 seconds.
15210
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some people have neat, organised Homelab setups. I…do not.
My Dell Poweredge T620. An absolute monster of a tower PC that’s now living in my garage and making the spiders afraid.
071
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Hello Games News (Unofficial) @hellogamesfan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No Man's Sky Cosmos 📋Own A Space Station 🤝Alliances 🛰️Orbital Bases 📡Space Hulks 🚀Anniversary Expedition 🗺️Star Map 💎Deep-Space Looting 🪨Asteroid Belts 🦠Infested Outposts ☀️The Sun 🧙‍♀️Dev Commentary 🧲Tractor Beam ❄️Ice Fields 🪐Outposts ⛰️Improved Terrain 🔫Shipbreaking
2264
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
LadyFluffyOrca 🫍📎 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good morning silly sods of Wülferhampton, happy #Caturday
1310722
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Having a total hoot with my Dell Poweredge T620, including a 45 minute period of pure panic where I thought I’d bricked it. Looks like the PERC H310 RAID card has been flashed to IT mode, which is awesome because it means I don’t have to. Been a learning rollercoaster, but it’s coming together.
240
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So, I…may have just bought a Dell Poweredge T620. With 250+GB RAM. Why do I do this to myself?
150
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle:
The helicopter from the magnificent 80’s tv series ‘Airwolf’

A modified Bell 222A, given its own classification as the only Bell 222B
230
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
84 years ago today, two naked canadian sailors successfully boarded and captured a U-boat while the rest of their crew threw coke bottles at it. turns out it's hard to defend a conning tower ladder when there's a sweaty canadian butt suddenly sliding down it at speed. an "out of context" problem.
1636894
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
70199773968
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
17536227311514
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The wrong people are dying.
040
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
we live in a world right now where the rich (or those who wish to be so) are desperate to cast empathy as weakness. As the enemy. Throughout her whole life Dolly showed the exact opposite is true. Empathy is what makes us our best selves. For your own happiness, and others, be kind.
217940
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hornsea Mere, a natural freshwater lake in East Yorkshire. Some wooden jetties jut out into it, with some small boats. The sky is blue with white wispy clouds.
030
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Your slipper, sir.” “Where is the other one, Alfred?” “I’m afraid there’s been a mishap, sir.”
Golden Retriever sitting at attention, wearing a tuxedo collar.
844889
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Deb Chachra @debcha.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang. ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
ifloz.substack.com
KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
992005769
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Ann Edahl @ann-edahl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Excel: It’s January 2
414325
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A stray kitten was alone, saw a couple and took the opportunity to adopt himself. Original post
2686301750
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
17.00 FILM: LIDL, SHOP OF HORRORS
Factual documentary.
315325
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
✨️ Sydney ✨️ @deadpoolian.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Okay, Taskmaster, this one got a laugh out of me... 😭 Agent X (2002) #6
312715
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A four-panel comic strip by The Awkward Yeti, created by Nick Seluk, featuring a cartoon heart and brain: 

Panel 1: A red cartoon heart with eyes and legs walks forward, carrying a massive boulder labeled, "PAST TRAUMA" on its back.

Panel 2: The heart continues walking, but now the labels "BAD NEWS," "PANDEMIC," and "STRESS" are piled on top of the main boulder burden.

Panel 3: The heart approaches a small step up to a curb, marked by a sign pointing down to the step, that reads "MINOR INCONVENIENCE." 

Panel 4: The heart has collapsed to the ground, on its knees, sobbing in deep distress. A cartoon brain wearing glasses stands nearby, looks down at the heart and says, "I think you're overreacting."
04720
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yay! I've successfully gotten Windows 7 64 Pro working under Proxmox with video/audio passthrough to real hardware NO I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS
160
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
49132482976
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh dear. It seems I've upset someone I don't know again by enjoying something they dislike.
727762
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
456137912669
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dog wish: "I LOVE WALKIES! I WISH I COULD DO WALKIES ALL DAY!" Then, he got what he wished for. 😂😂😂
1183460508
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Screenshot from The Gumball Rally. The Italian driver Franco is snapping off the rearview mirror of the car and telling his copilot the first rule of Italian driving: What's *behind* me is NOT important.
030
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bin Day cometh.
402100561673
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'd like to counter with: What a game you initially hated, but grew to love? For me it's Just Cause 3. Initially hated it because it *wasn't* JC2 with a better engine. I didn't gel with the new mechanics. And then I did. And now it's one of my favourite games. And the music is *awesome*.
Rico Rodriguez in Just Cause 3, falling head-on from the sky. He'll be fine.
030
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There's a few: Red Dead Redemption 2: Loved RDR, but I get to the proper open-world part of RDR2 and bounce an hour later. No idea why. Final Fantasy (all): Doesn't appeal. Kind of should. But doesn't. GTA (all): As FF. Fallout (all): Tried to like. Failed. Which given I love Skyrim seems odd.
020
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 12/08/2026
The incident comes just a week after an explosive drone attempted to attack a Ukrainian cargo aircraft parked at Leipzig Airport in Germany.
arstechnica.com
Russian drones found near vital European offshore gas site, get blown up
This follows many drone incursions into Romania and a failed attack in Germany.
14415
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’ve just realised that “Adrian’s Digital Basement” (bsky.app/profile/adri...) is basically ‘House’ but for retro computers, and I couldn’t be happier 🙂
bsky.app
000
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Behold! The eclipse from Hornsea! Okay, not great. Projected from a Skywatcher 30mm apochromatic refractor onto a sheet of paper, both operated by idiots
As post
1110
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 11/08/2026
#clacton @countbinface.bsky.social
A poster for Count Binface urging Conservative, Labour, Lib Dem and Green voters to get out and bin FARAGE
4562188
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trump signs bonkers order that cuts vaccines, promotes ones that don't exist arstechnica.com/health/2026/...
arstechnica.com
Trump signs bonkers order that cuts vaccines, promotes ones that don't exist
Trump falsely claimed the MMR vaccine is "quite lethal" and linked shots to autism.
36122
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Zuckerberg’s superyacht ignored emergency channel, failed to aid stranded boat arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...
arstechnica.com
Zuckerberg’s superyacht ignored emergency channel, failed to aid stranded boat
Zuckerberg’s superyacht and support ship were slow to heed Coast Guard call.
5214
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
🇨🇦dinkfish🇨🇦 @dinkfish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
0142
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 10/08/2026
arstechnica.com
Valve slowly expands SteamOS support on non-Valve hardware
New update includes improvements for the Intel-based MSI Claw 8 EX AI+ among others.
0386
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
VirtualAstro @virtualastro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The most common thing people say to me about meteor showers: “I haven’t got a telescope.” Good. Don’t use one. It narrows your view to a keyhole. Your eyes take in half the sky at once. That is exactly the right tool. #meteorwatch This and more at the nightskyshow.co.uk
2254
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Cmdr Raucous Gibbon @raucousgibbons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Finally managed to film one briefly. Intriguing insects, and very tricky to keep in frame! Never seen one before until this week.
221
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
198149994598
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A hummingbird moth! Not super rare, but definitely a bit unusual. Been trying to photograph this little guy for a few days now.
A hummingbird moth. A day-time moth that hovers like a hummingbird. Seen here near some of my lavender plants.
240
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#EliteDangerous #StellarScreenshots
A huge ringed gas giant hans above the horizon of an airless moon. The rings look like they are almost touching the moon...
080
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#EliteDangerous #StellarScreenshots
Flying over the surface of a moon with atmosphere. Their dangerous local star shines brightly over the horizon to the left. To the right a ringed gas giant hangs in the sky.
1231
Reposted by CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Eoghan Daltun 🌍 @irishrainforest.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Nature is life's greatest gift. And its annihilation the greatest, needless, crime.
523835
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#EliteDangerous #StellarScreenshots Earth-like world. First body of a neutron star. Unusual.
An Earth-like world. In the distance there’s a pale blue spark - the neutron star the world is orbiting
0120
CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#EliteDangerous #StellarScreenshots
From the game Elite Dangerous. My Nomad shuttle about to land. Clouds of dust surround it.
0120