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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 3h

Lawyers have a totally insane relationship to software and intentionally use some of the worst designed tools I have ever seen, apparently on purpose. People making 800 bucks an hour using miscast word with terrible janky plugins.

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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 8h

you're telling me a luca guadagnino movie that promises deep serious takes on our world today ends up being mostly showy but shallow??? how could this be?????

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

An enemy of human joy and self-expression, worse than valueless to society.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 05/10/2026

Today, on World Teachers’ Day, we celebrate the teachers, educators, and child care providers who care for the future of New York and invest in our children every day. New York City doesn’t move without our teachers. We are grateful for their work today and every day.

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andiberty bugiberty @bugay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

butterfinger wrappers are a great resource for when you need to put "butt" in a ransom note

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malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jungle puts on a good live show but I haven’t heard that many straight falsetto numbers since seeing Jersey Boys

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malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The cool part of taking friends up on extra tickets to rando shows is you get to enjoy the vibe of ppl somewhere they’re hyped to be by strategizing bathroom breaks is a nonissue bc you don’t know any of the set anyway

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

what's your favorite kids in the hall skit that's not girl drink drunk or the daves i know

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you need to just pack the supreme court, man. they don't care about what arguments you make, the legal movement formed with an explicit objective of making Watergate legal isn't going to make Watergate illegal.

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malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It came out a year ago and there hasn’t been as good a pop song as “AAAHH MEN!” since

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malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

TCM’s been doing Kubrick lately so I had to cleanse my palate of all that prestige

Tubi description of filmic masterpiece Noah’s Shark

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juan barquin @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

michael mcdonald after seeing the paternity test results

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"LOLLL THERE GOES THE DUMBASS WHO SAID CORPORATIONS CAN TALK LOL"

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026

Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...

The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.

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Unions, Labor Relations and Class Struggle…As Seen On TV @solongdentalplan.com · 01/10/2026

If you're on Goodreads, you can now "Want To Read" our April 2027 @sunypress.bsky.social book "So Long, Dental Plan!: Unions, Labor Relations, and Class Struggle... as Seen on TV." www.goodreads.com/book/show/25...

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So Long, Dental Plan!: Unions, Labor Relations, and Cla…

Essays exploring how labor unions, union organizing, an…

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Seattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 01/10/2026

Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets

The ancient two-panel Drake meme. On the top, he's looking away in disgust and holding his hand up. The text next to it says "Truck-or-treat". On the bottom, he looks pleased and is pointing toward text that says "Close your street".

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malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

AOC had better be pulling a fake out for a 2028 run bc we’re almost done w 2026 and if she doesn’t it’s 100% going to be Governor Haircut

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The most culturally literate New York mayor of the last half century. Surely the only one who, asked to list his five favorite neorealist dramas, would counter with "which country?"

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Melville House @melvillehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

⚔️📚 What We Do Now is out this week! “This offers hope,” @publisherswkly. Bold, rigorous essays by @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social, @doctorow.pluralistic.net, @harshawalia.bsky.social, @staceyabrams.com, @kimkelly.bsky.social, @sarahljaffe.bsky.social and more. new 🛠️⚔️❤️ bit.ly/what-we-do-now ❤️⚔️🛠️ new

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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That

Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side

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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026

waking up every day in 2026 like:

a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"

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Robert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 01/10/2026

Sure looks to me like Bob Kettle knew for a year and a half that SPD had massively expanded its surveillance capabilities without a public vote and…just sat on that knowledge without doing anything about it. A massive scandal. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

but this though for REAL

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In case you wondered whether or not the news was on your side lol

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026

Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nepo baby won fat bear week 🙄

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/09/2026

This has the potential to rip apart comity between the states. If SCOTUS comes in and says that blue states can't regulate abortion in their own states and red states get a veto over it, it'll create a massive crisis for federalism. thehill.com/homenews/sta...

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Red states challenge mail-order abortion shield laws for providers

Three attorneys general in anti-abortion states filed a lawsuit directly with the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday challenging the abortion shield laws of three Democratic-led states that protect ph…

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.

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malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Going back to layers and boots after 3+ months of sandals and bare thighs

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Goldy @goldy.horsesass.org · 29/09/2026

In 2027 Seattle's minimum wage will be $22.14 per hour. That's more than THREE TIMES the federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour—a rate that hasn't been raised since 2009. And yet somehow we're not the jobless wasteland orthodox economics would predict. Weird.

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Seattle announces 2027 minimum wage

The minimum wage in Seattle will increase 3.9% next year.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026

i feel like the thing is using a sampler/drum machine/auto-tune/whatever previous moral panic over "computer music" to make a good song in reality takes immense skill and artistic intent writing a prompt to AI generate a song... i just don't see evidence of the skill and artistry

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malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We need to make family and consumer sciences mandatory again; I can’t take much more event prep with unlearned men who don’t know rapid temp changes break glass

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Darr247 @darr247.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Here... I rearranged the names to match the photo order.

Cornell 7, with names in same order as the photos.

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Abbott and Costello Meet MikeZilla Minus Zero (#15584) @mikeymcfilms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Banana bread takes a lot less time with this new recipe

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fucking up really bad is like jazz

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

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malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Also business Costco is your friend food storage that can take years of indelicate use. That thin glass has two months, tops.

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malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

After running store rooms for a couple years I decided when I moved into my apt to transfer that ethos—everything public-facing is pretty but anything with a door is strictly utilitarian. Life is good when you arrange working spaces to actually work.

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AFT @aft.org · 28/09/2026

“A students opportunity to pursue an education should be determined by their dreams, not by their family’s bank account.” - @neatoday.bsky.social’s Noel Candelaria #AffordableCollegeNow @apscuf.org @afthighered.bsky.social @aaup.org

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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As your President, I will assign a a strong, warm-but-stern woman to take all the girlies/AFABs into the auditorium & show a film about perimenopause, then give everyone a little gift box with a cooling blanket, cotton pajamas & an estrogen patch.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A lot don’t, in my opinion. They fall in love with him, they like having sex with them. But LIKE them? Want to spend time with them? Appreciate the things they like and the way they think and their perspectives? Nope.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/09/2026

i grew up between louisiana and arizona so i think i'm uniquely predisposed to hate texas, the state that symbolizes excruciatingly long car rides through desert. that's why i don't choose it. if made to choose texas, i pick beaumont or el paso, the "thank fuck i'm finally almost out of texas" towns

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