Reposted by MajesticGalacticSab @galacticsab.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Dance in the Heavens #phm #projecthailmary 81520521
Reposted by MajesticSlug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EDIT 13666101111
Reposted by MajesticNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026got up at 4:15am yesterday to take this earth shine photo on film 721024
Reposted by MajesticKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/10/2026also thinking about the Individuals on bluesky who love to go "and those other degenerates openly admit to USING METH!" as if substance use is a moral failing. Ah well. Maybe one day society will be good and substances will be value neutral. the line between medicine and drugs (icky) is a lab coat. 42198
Reposted by MajesticOnion Inc Union @onionunion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Onion Union has four months until our contract expires. Here are some tips to unionize your workplace. 030151
Reposted by MajesticBryn @slimewave.me · 30/09/2026Btw I take back every negative universalizing statement about therapy I’ve ever made. Experiencing a competent one after rolling snake eyes for a decade and figuring I was just broken is like when I finally got prescribed Adderall and realized that meaningful work could sometimes be joyous 2121
Reposted by MajesticGraham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026we planted a cucumber plant this year and a couple blossoms fruited, but the only ones that survived are these two chodecumbers 022
Reposted by Majesticniko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 14/09/2026AWESOME CANCER! #moneyforgirls 0683127
Reposted by Majesticaidan @manykarz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Tower in the fog 📷 Pentax LX, SMC 50mm f/1.4 🎞️ Kodak P3200 TMax #believeinfilm 1574
Reposted by Majesticrue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 04/05/2026a nation on high alert. say a prayer for any bottles you know that might get popped soon 2241
Reposted by MajesticKl🎃kwurk @klokwurk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026One for the money. Two for the crew. Yung Venuz plush arrived! 1183
Reposted by MajesticThe Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 04/04/2026This Easter weekend, many parents will be looking for a movie to keep their children under six amused and distracted. May I recommend the perfect film? It's even bunny-themed: WATERSHIP DOWN 56614106
Reposted by MajesticThe Return of the Wereshrimp @doesdoodles.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Cracking the boys with a cold one 0112
Reposted by MajesticRadiantHostility (he/him) @radianthostility.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Marx failed to consider how fucking hard this goes 112223
Reposted by MajesticKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 04/09/2025"ai generated pornography is good because it's not exploitative!" but that's the hot part 3040123
Reposted by Majestic✰stas✰ @slaypussyhat.gay · 22/03/2026there’s a special magic in being your moms third child and hearing her say “2 is the perfect amount imo” 0192
Reposted by Majesticautotuned modem dialing noises @burntofferings.bsky.social · 20/03/2026gold star straight guy (only sleeps with wives of deployed soldiers) 1582
Reposted by MajesticStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/03/2026LESBIAN WHO JUST HEARD THE PHRASE “GOLD STAR MILITARY FAMILY”: So the whole family has only ever slept with soldiers…? 202121354
Reposted by Majestic𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 17/03/2026if a country had a right to exist people would still be living in the Roman Empire 0104
Reposted by Majestic🍎 Ǝ˥ԀԀ∀ 🍎 @dei.bsky.social · 13/03/2026i could b ur emo boy 🖤 #myoc #photodrawover 323346
Reposted by MajesticDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 18/10/2025MEASUREHEAD - “THE PAST IS MADE OF STATIC IMAGES, DISTORTED MEMORIES, DEMENTED NOSTALGIA. THIS, THE PRESENT -- WITH ALL ITS POSSIBILITIES, INNUMERABLE HITS AND MISSES -- IS FAR SUPERIOR. IT IS A *LIVING* ORGANISM.” 07317
Reposted by MajesticAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free 195169083316
Reposted by MajesticKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/03/2026while visiting a friend i witnessed this truck. the back read "REDNECKS SUPPORT PALESTINE" and the israel flag has a big red cancel with "FUCK ZIONISM" under it. incredible. 902793474
Reposted by MajesticJack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/02/2026Lobster is famously tasty despite being basically a bug. Land bugs are too small to have meat in the same way, but it's feasible that it would be similar. What I'm suggesting is that ancient giant dragonflies may have been delicious 1211
Reposted by MajesticAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/02/2026Getting cream of wheat pilled on account of my severe iron deficiency 161984
Reposted by MajesticOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22/02/2026normalize sending your friends texts out of the blue that make them think you’re gonna kys 1662560
Reposted by Majesticlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/02/2026Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do] 132294362
Reposted by Majestic𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 15/02/2026smoking on that enchanted forest weed. that faerie jane 316947
Reposted by MajesticThe Onion @theonion.com · 15/02/2026Study Finds 100% Of Relationships Last Forever theonion.com/study-finds-100-of-rel… 2191261
Reposted by Majesticcomputer enjoyer @fairlynormalguy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I think the trans homies should have access to it and I’d really like to try and redline this flesh vehicle, do some crazy deadlifts 0121
Reposted by Majesticlottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 26/10/2025censored again #16 - "vriska" 323571
Reposted by Majesticlottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 26/10/2025censored again #14 - "reflectio damagium" 110426
Reposted by Majesticslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 16/01/2026essential readingreddit.com[Mature Content] From the chaoticgood community on Reddit: Greg Bovino, Head of Ice and a fucking notorious soggy biscuit eater, has his dark past revealed by his home townPosted by Head_Bar_9316 - 4,669 votes and 222 comments 53610
Reposted by Majesticgabbs @girlboss.capital · 06/01/2026curvy isabelle discourse if we actually respected the marketplace of ideas 261988677
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ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Legendary: Success] - That trans girl mutual you think is so cool? The one you have a huge crush on? Yeah, I have some bad news for you buddy. She's taken. She's dating a
*she/they*
. That *she/they* is on here too and
their blog consists entirely of the most unfunny normie reblogs you have ever seen in your life.
Some real "what is Harry Potter was in the
TARDIS" type shit.
YOU - Oh, no...
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Legendary: Success] - And they're *monogamous*. They're
monogamously e-dating. They call each other "my wife" sometimes too so it's hard to tell but they might actually be monogamously e-married. You can fix her. Only you can save her. Slide into her DMs right now.
CONTINUE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nep5bbaamjy7inbic34vtkl6/bafkreif7ckuinxauaxhxiyilbvkcjx3nix3qwp6krrutqp6whhdvzy36ne)
![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy)
