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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 27/09/2026

I simply do not believe that enough of you care about the sociopolitical implications of pop-country for this to be organic discourse this feels astroturfed as hell

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 27/09/2026

crime scene outline lookin-ass dog

little marshmallow boy Konig lying on his side on the floor, all legs out like a dead body

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 27/09/2026

I need to flush the coolant in my pc and: how am I going to do this without getting water all over the computer I am really not sure how this is supposed to go

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 26/09/2026

RESET THE COUNTER It has been [0] days since Graham cut something open with the dremel instead of buying the right tool

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 26/09/2026

I do kind of wish my car's transmission hadn't exploded

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026

Should I do a vlog talking through the 5-year maintenance costs to race the Cheapest Warranted Porsche In The Country when my warranty ends?

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026

One of the bigger posters was revealed to regularly get coked up and offer to buy plane tickets for random women to come fuck him

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026

Should I do a vlog talking through the 5-year maintenance costs to race the Cheapest Warranted Porsche In The Country when my warranty ends?

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026

CarMax is going to send assassins to my apartment

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026

My car’s transmission just exploded lol

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026

I collected some seeds from Chodecumber 1 thinking that after a few generations I can grow the world’s first all-natural Cucumborb

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026

If you start to think of the LLM as a plucky 20-year-old intern with an inexhaustible supply of cocaine you can start to kinda get how they can “go rogue”, and how it’s still the company’s fault when they break stuff

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026

we planted a cucumber plant this year and a couple blossoms fruited, but the only ones that survived are these two chodecumbers

two short but dummy thicc cukes, I’m holding one and it’s approximately the shape and size of a hand grenade

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 22/09/2026

I regret to inform you that there is not a single thought in this head

Konig on the couch looking to the side with his face smooshed up by the collar. He looks like a total doofus

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 22/09/2026

36 hour update: we’re best friends now

My partner (face redacted) and marshmallow shiba Konig chilling on the floor after the morning walk. Konig’s got a big happy doofy smile

Konig chills with me on the couch and looks into the camera as I scritch his shoulders

Konig fully sprawled out on the floor facing away from the camera, legs out behind him, looking back over his shoulder at me

Konig looking at the camera from up close with his snoot in the foreground

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 21/09/2026

Definitely not used to having an early-morning-walks boy. Monty would sleep in literally all day if we let him. Konig was peeking up over the foot of the bed the moment the alarm went off for my partner’s opening shift.

Toasty marshmallow shiba Konig looking at me expectantly for another walk after we just got in from the morning walk

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 21/09/2026

he bit me three times and drew blood all three times but he's calmed down a lot and has accepted (and requested!) pets it's gonna be okay

little marshmallow boy Konig settling in for a nap on the couch with his eyes closed and a sweet little smile

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 20/09/2026

i fuckin love tiktok. heres Super Macklemore 64

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 20/09/2026

I think this qualifies as a Technical

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 19/09/2026

CRAAAAWLING IIIINNN MY SKIIIINNN

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026

Share if you agree

Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 17/09/2026

Aaaaaaaaaaaa meet Konig! He’s about 3.5 years old, shaped and colored like a toasted marshmallow, and being rehomed after escaping an abusive caretaker. We’re bringing him home from the foster on Sunday!

Me and Konig, a Shiba Inu approximately the color of a toasted marshmallow. We both have doofy grins on, but he’s cuter than me

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 17/09/2026

If I posted this I’d have a meeting with HR posted to my calendar within half an hour and I’d be turning in my badge and laptop by the end of the day But I’m not the head of trust and safety, so clearly the standards are different

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 15/09/2026

One cool* thing about being in a mixed-race marriage is that strangers will just straight up tell you and your spouse that you don’t love each other * Not cool

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 14/09/2026

I swear at least twice a week I wake up to a “Are you joining?” slack about a meeting that was scheduled overnight to start while I’m still in bed and people are BAFFLED that I didn’t see the message and show up

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026

I need some of my weird cars people to check out this Doohickey

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026

*CACKLING EVILLY*

screencap of https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/perkinsville-diesel-motorcycle-kubota/h1izJmbqUfiE4gMoFgtEBX

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026

THREAD: This Sunmorn, come with me on an adventure in "what wheels can I find on craigslist for less than the Wide iPhone" 🧵

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 10/09/2026

the problem, as usual, is Capitalism

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 10/09/2026

I should probably fix my bricked Onyx motorbike, huh

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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

we gotta have different descriptor words about ai -im sick of arguing about your little coder bonzi buddy. he seems fine and cool im glad he's good at coding. its just he's called ai and then I look 5ft to the left and the other form of ai is generating endless virtual child pornography over there.

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 09/09/2026

starting to lean toward the side of “quote-posts are an antisocial feature and should probably be removed”

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 09/09/2026

They definitely make the gas pumps slower when they install those stupid advertising screens

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 09/09/2026

wake up babe we're reinventing Purity and Sin from first principles

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 09/09/2026

Social media app where you need to pass a literacy test to make an account

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 09/09/2026

Absolute banner day for imbeciles

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 08/09/2026

If you are unable to handle someone else telling you The Tool Is Bad in ways that challenge your priors about How It Is Bad without flying into a hissy fit you are wildly unprepared for it to Get Worse

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 08/09/2026

🫵 You are Not Immune to Reactionary Thought

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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/09/2026

it’s more capable than most of you think and I still don’t want to use it

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 07/09/2026

Monty left us today. He was relaxed and comfortable and unafraid, we think he knew and was ready. If you have an animal you can kiss on the forehead, please give them one for me.

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 05/09/2026

"Ah, neat, this looks cool and relaxing" *loading screen* absolute fucking horror

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 05/09/2026

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/09/2026

Imagine giving Baudrillard different kinds of Gatorade to try and watching him get progressively more depressed as you told him the names of each flavor

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 29/08/2026

I might have splurged just a tiny bit at the used tool shop today

A new-to-me Mitutoyo 8” standard dial calipers

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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

the cultural Jewishness of Dunkin means that Boston is the true Zion

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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"

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